You know when you're driving to work, and you see some guy talking on his cellphone, and he cuts in front of you, and you honk, and he looks at you like nothing happened. Then you get home from work, and there's a bunch of reporters, and it turns out someone ate your dog! I'm that guy. (The second guy, not the first guy. The first guy is just a jerk, no one likes him.)

So, hi! I'm new to the forum.
I look forward to your love and abuse (as they are generally one in the same).