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« on: September 30, 2011, 07:06:44 AM »
Hello this is Webgirl - I might know some of you but am not sure - Im 59 years old will soon be 60 and I might invite you to my big bang next year.

Looking forward to chatting with you guys.

Anyone from Switzerland around here?

ok guys and girls see u soon.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2011, 11:22:07 AM »
Quote from: Webgirl on September 30, 2011, 07:06:44 AM
Anyone from Switzerland around here?

Normally I'd express some very strong opinions in answer to a question like that, but in this case I think I'll remain neutral.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2011, 11:25:23 AM »
Webgirl, is it true that every household in Switzerland is required to maintain firearms in working order, and that in case of attack all the bridges along the borders are wired to blow up?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2011, 01:30:22 PM »
It's a good thing this isn't HN, the minimum age there was 89 IIRC.  Welcome n00b
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Re: Hello
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2011, 04:38:35 PM »
LOL, welcome.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2011, 07:36:40 PM »
welcome and nice to meet you   :-)
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Re: Hello
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2011, 05:15:11 PM »
Quote from: ivan on September 30, 2011, 11:25:23 AM
Webgirl, is it true that every household in Switzerland is required to maintain firearms in working order, and that in case of attack all the bridges along the borders are wired to blow up?

Well sure unless one's brains are not ok then he is not allowed to keep his firearm at home.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2011, 11:54:56 PM »
I would now like to know how it is determined whether one's brains are not ok. Also, are women allowed to keep firearms in the absence of men?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2011, 04:47:53 AM »
Also, if one's brains are not ok; where does he keep his firearm, if not at home? At work?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2011, 03:56:07 PM »
Quote from: ivan on December 26, 2011, 11:54:56 PM
I would now like to know how it is determined whether one's brains are not ok. Also, are women allowed to keep firearms in the absence of men?

You have to peel them, I think.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2011, 05:46:27 PM »
I missed the big bang!?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2012, 10:36:00 AM »
Quote from: ivan on December 26, 2011, 11:54:56 PM
I would now like to know how it is determined whether one's brains are not ok. Also, are women allowed to keep firearms in the absence of men?

And if said woman keeps said firearm, would she refer to it as her "rifle" or her "gun?" And how would one know if said firearm was intended for fighting, or intended for fun? Inquiring minds wish to know.

Also, welcome!
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Re: Hello
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2012, 08:30:50 AM »
Quote from: Novice on December 28, 2011, 05:46:27 PM
I missed the big bang!?

Big bang coming this year in September so be prepared.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2012, 08:32:11 AM »
Quote from: 12 on December 27, 2011, 04:47:53 AM
Also, if one's brains are not ok; where does he keep his firearm, if not at home? At work?

Well if one's brains are not ok they leave their firearms in the woods.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2012, 08:33:37 AM »
Quote from: ivan on December 26, 2011, 11:54:56 PM
I would now like to know how it is determined whether one's brains are not ok. Also, are women allowed to keep firearms in the absence of men?

Its very easy to determine that - just look at them and you know if they are ok.

Women keep their firearms in the bathroom.
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