"howdy the boy, safe I is jubilant to that Homosexuals can not a relation permit-proves registers too, which binds. That would really soil me for above, because I cannot live with this fact the men, like the men and the women, who are as Mrs. doin ' he with the permission of the government. Oh and also, I must do roasted."
From the original:
"Boy howdy, I sure am glad those homosexuals can't enter into a legally binding relationship. That would really mess me up, because I can't live with the fact that men who like men and women who like women are doin' it with the government's permission. Oh, and also, I should make toast."