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« on: June 16, 2004, 08:45:34 PM »
Hey, I am new(obviously), and looking for a place to consume some of my summer. This forum will be blessed as one of those places.
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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2004, 08:53:38 PM »
Hey. What do you spend your non-summer doing?
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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2004, 08:59:14 PM »
What type of waterfowl are you?

*NOTE: Each * represents a "quack".

Woh oh

I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night

I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat

One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape

I want a new duck
A mallard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink

I want a new duck
One that won't steal my beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here

One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby

Get it?
*****
*****
*** ****
****
*** ***

I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose
Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce

I want a new duck
Not a quail or an owl
One that won't molt to much
One that won't smell too fowl

One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah
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*****
***** (*** ** **)
****
*******
(lots of quacking sounds)
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2004, 09:01:16 PM »
lmfao. I snerked out loud at that.

I know where you live, Fowl...
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2004, 09:57:24 PM »
hi
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« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2004, 01:31:16 AM »
The flood of n00bs...it's almost unbearable to try and keep the gates closed.

Welcome, whomever you are, from wherever you're from. I've lost all feeling in my testicles, and am in bad need of assistance.
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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2004, 09:27:50 AM »
Hello.  So, do you answer questions?
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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2004, 09:38:13 AM »
Welcome!  And don't worry about the admins.  They don't bite.  Much.


Okay, well, actually they do, but HEY!  *OW* QUITTIT!!!
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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2004, 09:54:39 AM »
Quote from: reimero
Welcome!  And don't worry about the admins.  They don't bite.  Much.

Okay, well, actually they do, but HEY!  *OW* QUITTIT!!!


For once, that wasn't me.
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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2004, 11:29:52 AM »
Hey Waterfowl. I just showed up a few days ago myself. It seems like a good crew around here if you don't mind some of the funny.
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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2004, 11:49:06 AM »
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The flood of n00bs...it's almost unbearable to try and keep the gates closed.

Welcome, whomever you are, from wherever you're from. I've lost all feeling in my testicles, and am in bad need of assistance.


*punches DS in the testicles* Damned icedwellers. Wear layers.
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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2004, 12:03:13 PM »
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Quote from: Dark Shade
The flood of n00bs...it's almost unbearable to try and keep the gates closed.

Welcome, whomever you are, from wherever you're from. I've lost all feeling in my testicles, and am in bad need of assistance.


*punches DS in the testicles* Damned icedwellers. Wear layers.


You'd think the multiple layers of whale blubber I have on them right now, mixed with the coating of bootlack I schloped on yesterday would keep them safe, but now, they're red as hell.
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« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2004, 12:16:13 PM »
Nice song parody Xolik.

And welcome Webfootedwonder
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2004, 11:16:40 AM »
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Quote from: Dark Shade
The flood of n00bs...it's almost unbearable to try and keep the gates closed.

Welcome, whomever you are, from wherever you're from. I've lost all feeling in my testicles, and am in bad need of assistance.


*punches DS in the testicles* Damned icedwellers. Wear layers.


You'd think the multiple layers of whale blubber I have on them right now, mixed with the coating of bootlack I schloped on yesterday would keep them safe, but now, they're red as hell.


Considering the consistency of whale blubber, it wouldn't be my protection of choice.
On another note: Blue->Red'd/10!
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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2004, 11:30:04 AM »
H E LL-O!
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