Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 933403 times)

Demosthenes · « **Reply #225 on:** May 02, 2005, 09:28:33 AM »

Quote from: Timberwolf

Quote from: xolik
Quote from: needles
what is a homosexual agenda?

An excellent question! I remember asking the same thing when I whet down to the local recuritment center to get my fag papers signed. If I ever dig up the pamphlet they gave me (Along with the standard issue: How to subvert the minds of Christian children into becomeing crack-whore ass slaves) I'll post it later.

Is that the one with the logo that looks like 2 sets of balls touching?

needles · « **Reply #226 on:** May 03, 2005, 10:22:30 AM »

ahahaha

ahahahaha

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #227 on:** May 05, 2005, 11:54:29 AM »

You find the following items in an otherwise empty field:

a small pile of pebbles
a carrot
a pipe (the kind used for smoking)

What happened in the field?

needles · « **Reply #228 on:** May 05, 2005, 12:05:46 PM »

i thought it was a small pile of coal.

hackess · « **Reply #229 on:** May 05, 2005, 12:11:00 PM »

A snowman committed suicide.

Min · « **Reply #230 on:** May 05, 2005, 12:12:34 PM »

Oooooof.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #231 on:** May 05, 2005, 12:29:04 PM »

Guys no, a sentient carrot made the mistake of trying to smoke poisoned pebbles. Geez

BizB · « **Reply #232 on:** May 05, 2005, 01:48:16 PM »

You'd think that a smoking pineapple would have better smoking carrot jokes.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #233 on:** May 05, 2005, 02:09:15 PM »

Quote from: BizB

You'd think that a smoking pineapple would have better smoking carrot jokes.

Lacerda's a pineapple?

Min · « **Reply #234 on:** May 05, 2005, 02:11:45 PM »

Fruity!

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #235 on:** May 05, 2005, 09:53:14 PM »

This is not a joke because thousands of sentient carrots are dying every year from pipe abuse

Socrates · « **Reply #236 on:** May 06, 2005, 07:06:05 AM »

Quote from: Lacerda

This is not a joke because thousands of sentient carrots are dying every year from pipe abuse

For us it is a harvest, to them it is genocide.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #237 on:** May 06, 2005, 11:50:39 AM »

I hear the screams of the vegetables!

Graham_UK · « **Reply #238 on:** May 09, 2005, 06:09:08 PM »

You know

I thought being veggie was enough, does cress scream, I could live on that, perhaps

Graham_UK · « **Reply #239 on:** May 09, 2005, 06:13:16 PM »

Ive just noticed my new title Oaf, ( notice I capitalised it, it is an honour after all )

Is that above Village Idiot ( also caps, ahhh caught you out there )

Pleae advise ....

pbsaurus · « **Reply #240 on:** May 09, 2005, 06:23:20 PM »

I'm a weakling. Sounds about right.

hackess · « **Reply #241 on:** May 09, 2005, 06:35:43 PM »

They are rankings that TheJudge has implemented, based solely on post count. After you hit 2K, petition one of us mods and we might give you a custom rank if you come up with something clever enough.

Min · « **Reply #242 on:** May 10, 2005, 08:16:23 AM »

These jellybeans taste like soap.

Socrates · « **Reply #243 on:** May 10, 2005, 11:26:00 AM »

Quote from: Detta

These jellybeans taste like soap.

Did you forget to rinse when you washed your hands this morning?

You did wash your hands didn't you?

xolik · « **Reply #244 on:** May 10, 2005, 06:47:14 PM »

It's only a matter of time.

I'll pass, thank you.

What

Because you can never have enough:

Demosthenes · « **Reply #245 on:** May 10, 2005, 08:02:08 PM »

Weird Tingly Feeling is a "MORNING G MUF"?

Socrates · « **Reply #246 on:** May 11, 2005, 07:14:26 AM »

Quote from: Demosthenes

Weird Tingly Feeling is a "MORNING G MUF"?

Morning Muff? Well you see that's when you.... oh. You said muf with one 'f'.

No idea.

xolik · « **Reply #247 on:** May 11, 2005, 09:45:18 AM »

Quote from: Demosthenes

Weird Tingly Feeling is a "MORNING G MUF"?

I thought you would have asked about the ass donuts.

OK, which one of you bought me a custom title?

hackess · « **Reply #248 on:** May 11, 2005, 10:14:34 AM »

No one. That's your new ranking, based solely on postcount. It just worked out really well in your case.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #249 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:38:11 PM »

Hey you can get some rot for only three cents!

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