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Re: Ivan
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2007, 04:13:26 PM »
Quote from: ihatecliches on March 19, 2007, 03:22:27 PM
Some people hate Jews. Both prejudices are equally inane.

Hatred of Jews or any other group of people is prejudice (and as such inane) because it ascribes characteristics to individuals on the basis of their group affiliation. However, there is only the one Star Wars. If you know and hate Star Wars, you are judging, not prejudging. There is no other Star Wars besides the one you know that can be prejudged based on your knowledge of the original Star Wars.

So Star Wars can be hated completely un-inanely.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2007, 04:19:47 PM »
This is assuming I have seen Star Wars.



Which I actually have.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2007, 04:24:40 PM »
What did you think of it?
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2007, 04:27:09 PM »
Hate.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2007, 04:31:05 PM »
Please specify object of hatred.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2007, 05:14:38 PM »
Quote from: Evonus on March 19, 2007, 03:26:23 PM
I think hatred of jews may in fact be more justified, which makes pb worse than a nazi.
Just so I'm clear...hatred of jews is more justifiable than hatred of a movie...

and you wonder why you get slapped around in here... :roll:
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2007, 05:17:36 PM »
...and ignored.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2007, 05:39:51 PM »
Quote from: ivan on March 19, 2007, 04:24:40 PM
What did you think of it?

Not really my cup of tea.  TOS is much better.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2007, 05:44:25 PM »
Yes. Not as stupid.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2007, 05:47:52 PM »
Explains
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2007, 02:00:06 AM »
Quote from: ivan on March 19, 2007, 04:13:26 PM
Hatred of Jews or any other group of people is prejudice (and as such inane) because it ascribes characteristics to individuals on the basis of their group affiliation. However, there is only the one Star Wars.

Nuh uh, there are six of them.

Quote from: Vespertine on March 19, 2007, 05:14:38 PM
Just so I'm clear...hatred of jews is more justifiable than hatred of a movie...

and you wonder why you get slapped around in here... :roll:

That was a joke.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2007, 06:48:03 PM »
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2007, 09:38:45 PM »
A priest, a rabbi and a minister decide to see who's best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear and attempt to convert it. Later they get together.

The priest begins. "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion."

"I found a bear by the stream," says the minister, "and preached God's holy word. The bear was so mesmerised that he let me baptise him."

They both look down at the rabbi, who is wrapped in a body cast.

"Looking back," he says, "maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."

– Rabbi Sandford Kopnick

Now THAT'S a good joke about Jews (except of course they aren't evangelistic as far as I know, so it doesn't totally work)!
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2007, 12:44:30 AM »
Quote from: Vespertine on March 21, 2007, 06:48:03 PM
It wasn't funny.

I think we need a poll before we can determine whether it was really funny or not.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2007, 06:47:29 AM »
A Theif, a Jew and a Homosexual die in a train wreck. They found themselves at the gates of heaven and are greeted by an angel. They beg to be sent back to earth as they feel their death was too sudden and they didn't get to enjoy life as much as they could have. The Angel leaves to consult with God and returns to them later saying "Your request has been granted, but you must no longer live in Sin. One mistake and you're back here for good, or worse..." as he points a finger downwards.

The three men find themselves back on earth on a busy street. It takes very little time for the theif to face temptation as a women wearing the most amazying necklace walks by. He sneaks up behind her and prepares to snatch the neckless. As he does *Poof* he vanishes from the face of the earth.

The Jew and the gay guy discuss what they have just witness when all of a sudden the Jewish man spots a coin on the street and withouth thinking bends over to pick it up. *Poof* Both men vanished.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2007, 07:58:31 AM »
Hahahahah that's great!
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2007, 08:25:56 PM »
Quote from: Evonus on March 22, 2007, 12:44:30 AM
I think we need a poll before we can determine whether it was really funny or not.

Or a trial.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2007, 11:50:14 PM »
Quote from: catwritr on March 22, 2007, 08:25:56 PM
Or a trial.
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EDIT: you know, just so long as it's not me being executed.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2007, 01:18:06 AM »
Quote from: catwritr on March 22, 2007, 08:25:56 PM
Or a trial.
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'tis a far far better thing I do now, than I have ever done before.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2007, 11:44:32 AM »
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2007, 12:00:29 PM »
School holiday?
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2007, 02:09:16 PM »
You're so observant.

I'm actually home sick today.  Real sick.  Oh woah is me.  I have to find some way to make myself feel better emotionally since I feel so crappy physically.

Here we go...


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Re: Ivan
« Reply #47 on: March 23, 2007, 02:19:49 PM »
Did it work?
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #48 on: March 23, 2007, 02:20:46 PM »
Yeah, a little.  The soda is helping too.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #49 on: March 23, 2007, 02:39:24 PM »
Aww.  I hope you feel better soon.  Reread, the Soupbandit trial thread, it should bring up your spirits.
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