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Re: Ivan
« Reply #50 on: March 23, 2007, 02:56:51 PM »
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #51 on: March 23, 2007, 03:54:54 PM »
Substitute teacher time!
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #52 on: March 23, 2007, 04:09:43 PM »
Sub time ended about 3 1/2 hours ago.  First period will have their test on Monday.  They won't try to understand the material this weekend in hopes that I'll be out again on Monday.  I don't think I will.  They'll be disappointed.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #53 on: March 23, 2007, 04:27:18 PM »
Crushing dreams reminiscent of the work of JoeSixpack
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #54 on: March 24, 2007, 02:32:29 PM »
Those poor children.  :cry:
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #55 on: March 24, 2007, 03:02:55 PM »
What's so poor about them? They've known about this test all week.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #56 on: March 24, 2007, 03:20:14 PM »
Quote from: Detta on March 24, 2007, 03:02:55 PM
What's so poor about them? They've known about this test all week.

You got them all excited by thinking the test would be put off, and now your going back to school and crushing their dreams.  :-(
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #57 on: March 24, 2007, 03:23:10 PM »
They shouldn't assume that I'll be out on Monday just because I was out on Friday.  I feel no sympathy for them.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #58 on: March 24, 2007, 03:41:12 PM »
Quote from: Detta on March 24, 2007, 03:23:10 PM
They shouldn't assume that I'll be out on Monday just because I was out on Friday.  I feel no sympathy for them.

This is an algebra class, logic doesn't apply here.  :wink:
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #59 on: March 24, 2007, 06:55:18 PM »
The 3.8 MILLION links in this google search disagree.

Think, think, think, type, think some more, delete, think, think, retype, think, think, press send.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #60 on: March 24, 2007, 07:17:57 PM »
Win = TRUE

Mmm, boolean!
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #61 on: March 24, 2007, 10:09:13 PM »
Quote from: Detta on March 24, 2007, 06:55:18 PM
The 3.8 MILLION links in this google search disagree.

Think, think, think, type, think some more, delete, think, think, retype, think, think, press send.

I think you missed the inherent sarcasm, hence the winking face.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #62 on: March 24, 2007, 11:30:31 PM »
lol..  "WinKing".  That's after Vista.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #63 on: March 26, 2007, 12:01:04 PM »
Quote from: Evonus on March 24, 2007, 10:09:13 PM
I think you missed the inherent sarcasm, hence the winking face.

Evonus, you are not a logical thinker. You just are not. Face up to it. Own it.

Either that, or you don't know what "hence" means, which would reflect poorly on you, as well.

We need another trial.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #64 on: March 26, 2007, 01:06:18 PM »
Fuck logic, I'm late for church.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #65 on: March 26, 2007, 01:43:40 PM »
On Monday?

Actually, that's not a bad idea.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #66 on: March 26, 2007, 03:42:13 PM »
Quote from: ivan on March 26, 2007, 01:43:40 PM
On Monday?

Actually, that's not a bad idea.

I'm REALLY late.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #67 on: March 26, 2007, 03:48:36 PM »
Or REALLY early for next week?
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #68 on: March 26, 2007, 04:06:10 PM »
I thought it was some obscure sect with an 8-day Creation model.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #69 on: March 26, 2007, 04:08:52 PM »
8 days.  What a lame God.  Mine did it in the blink of a noodly appendage.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #70 on: March 26, 2007, 04:48:38 PM »
Mine's supposedly still workin' on it...
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #71 on: March 26, 2007, 05:07:14 PM »
Mine's got a demolition squad on the way.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #72 on: March 26, 2007, 06:24:23 PM »
Quote from: ivan on March 26, 2007, 12:01:04 PM
Evonus, you are not a logical thinker. You just are not. Face up to it. Own it.

Everyone I have ever met that is not on this forum in real life or other forums alike says the exact opposite. With the weight of popular opinion behind me I'm going to say you're wrong.

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Either that, or you don't know what "hence" means, which would reflect poorly on you, as well.

I do know what it means, I have for a long time, and it's part of my normal vocab. Do I need to get a dictionary on your ass?

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We need another trial.


I am not a crook!  8-)
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #73 on: March 26, 2007, 06:27:40 PM »
Quote from: Evonus on March 26, 2007, 06:24:23 PM
I am not a crook!  8-)

Ford ain't around this time, bud.
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Re: Ivan
« Reply #74 on: March 26, 2007, 06:38:04 PM »
Quote from: Evonus on March 26, 2007, 06:24:23 PM
I do know what it means, I have for a long time, and it's part of my normal vocab....

Inherently so ?
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