Topic: 'ello (Read 6264 times)

Merc · « **on:** August 08, 2007, 07:43:43 PM »

Hello mah fellow geeks. Umm... I'm Merc. I've had variations of the name for the last couple of years, but Merc is the key point to any online name I pick up. I was browsing around, found some funny shit here, checked out the forum, and wadda ya know. Now I'm joining up.

Well, yeah. Hello is all I have to say right now I guess. Oh, and Hi

Dark Shade · « **Reply #1 on:** August 09, 2007, 12:10:43 AM »

Welcome to The Geekery, Merc! I do hope you enjoy yourself here, and I'm glad you've found us!

Merc · « **Reply #2 on:** August 09, 2007, 02:51:24 AM »

Thank you Dark Shade. I've found the topics most entertaining. Since I'm one of the geeks that likes to stay home all day, I don't get to see much that makes me laugh now days. *shrugs* Well, after going over a few of the other hellos from various newbs such as myself, I guess I should explain myself abit more.

Umm, to start, I live in California, Los Angeles to be more particular. Don't worry... I know the whole online privacy thing, and I'm no fool to proper online behavior. L.A. is a big place though, so I dare a stalker to try to find me.

Any who... I love RTS, RPG, FPS, and well... every other three/four letter abbreviation of nerdom. I'm a huge RPGer though, through and through. I play a few games, but since I'm new and all, I'm not going to go about shoving names in peoples faces. I do have my (un)healthy addictions though, and if people ask, I'd gladly share them with ya.

Umm... I don't support Bush, I think Dick has a shitty aim and I'm happy he's not a soldier, and I support gay/lesbian activists. Umm... not the naked kind that run around ya know, I have too many friends like that as is. One's enough I tell ya...

So yeah, thats me in a fairly long nutshell. I do try to stay to the humorous side of things, in case you didn't notice. If you didn't... I think I should try less dry humor. *shrugs* My social skills aren't exactly my prime point though, so please do forgive me. I'll slide back into talking to more then three humans again. Yep, so I'm off before I piss off an admin.

BizB · « **Reply #3 on:** August 09, 2007, 07:53:36 AM »

Hello. Welcome.

Do you come in multiple sizes in order to accommodate the needs of all users?

Chris · « **Reply #4 on:** August 09, 2007, 10:21:56 AM »

Good to see someone that actually took the time to look around before posting.

Welcome. It seems like you're going to fit right in here.

Merc · « **Reply #5 on:** August 09, 2007, 12:48:19 PM »

*scratches his head* Well... I come in skinny, chubby, and obese. I've found that I'm most enjoyable when in the chubby phase, also known as 'fluffy'.

Umm, I do try to accommodate a lot of people though. I know every one isn't like me, and that I've never been the person I am. If thats what you were getting at that is... if not, then yes, I do come in many sizes. I still do prefer extra-large though...

Yes, I do read posts. I am not always active on forums, but I RP alot, so I know that to carry on any good conversation, you need to read whats already been said. Its pointless to chat about something if no one even knows whats being discussed. Its like two deaf guys talking to each other with words. Mind you, they can't read lips either. Its just pointless, and almost impossible.

Any who, I thought I'd log in and see what was going on. I'm now off to the jolly ol' work.... *coughs and shuffles out slowly*

pbsaurus · « **Reply #6 on:** August 09, 2007, 12:48:51 PM »

Howdy fellow Californian.

song: California Uber Alles
artist: Dead Kennedys
album: Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables

Curiously this is the song that just came on my iPod.

Paladin · « **Reply #7 on:** August 09, 2007, 12:54:48 PM »

Quote

Its like two deaf guys talking to each other with words. Mind you, they can't read lips either.

Yup, like most of the forums i've seen.

Anyway, welcome.

Merc · « **Reply #8 on:** August 09, 2007, 12:59:27 PM »

Thank you. I don't think I've had this nice of a greeting since I joined a clan ohh..... 3 years ago I think. Ohh, and my ex-g/f. That was a nice greeting. Ok, now I'm off to work for sure.

ivan · « **Reply #9 on:** August 09, 2007, 01:23:52 PM »

Quote from: Merc on August 09, 2007, 12:59:27 PM

Ok, now I'm off to work for sure.

We already know where you live, and now we know who you work for.

What do you do for sure?

Dark Shade · « **Reply #10 on:** August 09, 2007, 01:35:56 PM »

Quote from: Merc on August 09, 2007, 02:51:24 AM

Yep, so I'm off before I piss off an admin.

I wouldn't be worrying about that, Merc. You're doing a fantastic job of introducing yourself and getting to know some of us here.

Thanks for your story! Like Chris said, I'm sure you'll fit right in here.

BizB · « **Reply #11 on:** August 09, 2007, 01:52:09 PM »

Oh, for fuck sake! Stop kissing the little dweeb's ass! He's just another stupid fucking newbie that doesn't deserve the value of our attention. Get over him. He'll be gone in a week just like all of the othe...

huh?

Oh.

There's no flaming in the Newbie area?

Ok.

I'll shut up, now.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #12 on:** August 09, 2007, 02:14:16 PM »

I like turtles

Dark Shade · « **Reply #13 on:** August 09, 2007, 02:16:11 PM »

Quote from: BizB on August 09, 2007, 01:52:09 PM

Oh, for fuck sake! Stop kissing the little dweeb's ass! He's just another stupid fucking newbie that doesn't deserve the value of our attention. Get over him. He'll be gone in a week just like all of the othe...

huh?

Oh.

There's no flaming in the Newbie area?

Ok.

I'll shut up, now.

*bans BizB*

That'll learn ya.

Merc · « **Reply #14 on:** August 09, 2007, 08:16:42 PM »

I'll so see you in a week BizB.

pickled kitten · « **Reply #15 on:** August 09, 2007, 10:39:37 PM »

Welcome!

d_money · « **Reply #16 on:** August 10, 2007, 12:32:43 PM »

Welkome 2 teh 4umz

Merc · « **Reply #17 on:** August 10, 2007, 02:56:43 PM »

Thanks again guys. Umm... I forget who it is atm, but who ever has Tucker Max as their web page....... thank you. I was reading and laughing at that for 4 and a half hours last night.

Dark Shade · « **Reply #18 on:** August 10, 2007, 06:49:47 PM »

That'd be me, I believe. Whenever I need a good laugh, I can always enjoy Tucker Max. You're very welcome.

Merc · « **Reply #19 on:** August 10, 2007, 08:27:03 PM »

Ok, in all honesty, how come it always ends up that I'm kissing your ass? *looks around* BizB, say something so I can kiss your ass too.

*shrugs* Tucker Max is still awesome though, whether it happens to be Dark Shade who also likes him. I hope I run into him at work... that would be awesome.

Chris · « **Reply #20 on:** August 11, 2007, 02:50:29 AM »

Quote from: Merc on August 10, 2007, 08:27:03 PM

Ok, in all honesty, how come it always ends up that I'm kissing your ass? *looks around* BizB, say something so I can kiss your ass too. *shrugs* Tucker Max is still awesome though, whether it happens to be Dark Shade who also likes him. I hope I run into him at work... that would be awesome.

Who? Tucker Max or Dark Shade?

Merc · « **Reply #21 on:** August 11, 2007, 12:02:29 PM »

*scratches his head* I'd have to say Tucker Max. I live in the LA area, and work at a job where you have to deal with a LOT of customers. Chances are, sooner or later I'll see the guy. Dark Shade... well I make it a rule of thumb to never meet someone I know online unless I know them very well and have a friend with me. I also hardly know any of you yet to be honest... give me a month. I know, Mr. Max is online, but Ron Jeremy is in movies, and I still got to meet him. Well... my step-dad did, I was too young and naive to understand WHY Mr. Jeremy was such a big deal.

RelandR · « **Reply #22 on:** August 12, 2007, 05:23:59 AM »

'ola.

Greetings and felicitations from across the great faultline.

'njoy your stay.

ivan · « **Reply #23 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:23:58 AM »

Quote from: Merc on August 11, 2007, 12:02:29 PM

*scratches his head*

Might be lice.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #24 on:** August 13, 2007, 02:24:32 PM »

Or scabies

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