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Author Topic: Hi, I'm that guy!  (Read 2338 times)

ArmyOfAardvarks

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Hi, I'm that guy!
« on: January 30, 2008, 11:22:43 PM »
You know when you're driving to work, and you see some guy talking on his cellphone, and he cuts in front of you, and you honk, and he looks at you like nothing happened. Then you get home from work, and there's a bunch of reporters, and it turns out someone ate your dog! I'm that guy. (The second guy, not the first guy. The first guy is just a jerk, no one likes him.)

So, hi! I'm new to the forum.
I look forward to your love and abuse (as they are generally one in the same).
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Re: Hi, I'm that guy!
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2008, 11:31:02 PM »
so you're the guy that ate my dog.


welcome, i suppose.

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Re: Hi, I'm that guy!
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 11:52:34 PM »
Crapped on the carpet all the time anyway.

Welcome!
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Re: Hi, I'm that guy!
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2008, 02:32:31 AM »
HAHA! My dog would eat you alive in one bite, leaving only the wriggling extremities (such as toes, fingers, etc.); which he would then sniff around and find - one-by-one - and eat as well. Then he'd proceed to lick up your blood till there was nothing left of you but an annoying memory. Then he'd fart, and you'd be re-born.
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Re: Hi, I'm that guy!
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2008, 05:45:47 AM »
ewwww.
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Re: Hi, I'm that guy!
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2008, 08:49:52 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on January 31, 2008, 02:32:31 AM
Then he'd fart, and you'd be re-born.

Thank you for noticing my immortality.
I have died several times before, and your dog always brings me back to life.
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Re: Hi, I'm that guy!
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2008, 10:11:46 AM »
Welcome!  My dog's been dead for over 2 years, so unless you snacked on her ashes...ok, still ew.
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Re: Hi, I'm that guy!
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2008, 12:54:44 PM »
So do you condone aardvarking?
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Re: Hi, I'm that guy!
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2008, 03:07:28 PM »
What. The. Fuck.
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Re: Hi, I'm that guy!
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 08:54:19 PM »
Quote from: Chris on January 31, 2008, 03:07:28 PM
What. The. Fuck.

Concurs.

But, welcome regardless.
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