Topic: P-ligion of Reese? (Read 28832 times)

Wunderkind · « **Reply #50 on:** April 16, 2008, 12:40:30 AM »

Quote from: 12AX7 on April 16, 2008, 12:32:48 AM

And actually, the group 'they' is defined it the same sentence.
Quote from: 12AX7 on April 15, 2008, 02:32:25 PM
And how the FUCK is it bigoted to talk about a group who proclaim OUT FUCKING LOUD that their goal is to wipe out non-believers?

I knew what you were referring to, but try reading it as "a group" = Muslims not "a group" = radical Muslims. That's how it was pointed out to me. I'm not arguing, I'm just saying I can see how it may have been misinterpreted.

Quote from: Myriter on April 16, 2008, 12:35:28 AM

When was the last time moderates of any sort got any publicity?

Sound point. Moderation doesn't sell, big guns and screaming idiots do.

12AX7 · « **Reply #51 on:** April 16, 2008, 12:41:54 AM »

Wunderkind · « **Reply #52 on:** April 16, 2008, 12:45:08 AM »

Did you just call yourself an idiot?

Or are you just trying to get attention again?

... and now that we covered the religion of peas, what is the religion of cucumbers (generally speaking, of course)?

Myriter · « **Reply #53 on:** April 16, 2008, 03:54:33 AM »

Cucumbers are just vegetables?

ZING

Wunderkind · « **Reply #54 on:** April 16, 2008, 03:56:34 AM »

Quote from: Myriter on April 16, 2008, 03:54:33 AM

Cucumbers are just vegetables?

ZING

Actually, they're fruits.

*blows raspberry

Myriter · « **Reply #55 on:** April 16, 2008, 04:01:53 AM »

Quote from: Wunderkind on April 16, 2008, 03:56:34 AM

Actually, they're fruits.

*blows raspberry

No.

Fruit - Grow on trees.
Vegetables - Grow in the dirt.

Raspberries on the other hand are predominantly Irish Catholic.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #56 on:** April 16, 2008, 04:13:26 AM »

Sooooooo... what's up with my pole beans frisking my seedlings?(I moved the tomatoes away and they (the beans) turned on the carrots) So far, the Calendula and Sage are acting as buffers and it's working. I know for a fact that Sage is agnostic. But what about pole beans and Calendula?

BizB · « **Reply #57 on:** April 16, 2008, 09:47:34 AM »

Quote from: Myriter on April 16, 2008, 04:01:53 AM

No.

Fruit - Grow on trees.
Vegetables - Grow in the dirt.

Raspberries on the other hand are predominantly Irish Catholic.

If only it were that simple.

The word "vegetable" is a culinary term, not a botanical term.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #58 on:** April 16, 2008, 03:24:48 PM »

Quote from: BizB on April 16, 2008, 09:47:34 AM

If only it were that simple.

The word "vegetable" is a culinary term, not a botanical term.

Besides that, trees also grow in the dirt. Infact, I'm pretty sure the only things that don't grow in the dirt are orchids, which means everything except orchids are vegetables. (Excluding hydroponics because I don't know any examples of it happening in nature. If it does, then by this method there are vegetables, orchids, and hydroponics.) Since this would be completely illogical and so is the statement about raspberries having a religion, I'm going to say it was sarcasm. God I hope it was sarcasm. I took it as sarcasm, anyway.

EDIT: Seaweed is an example of natural hydroponics, so you do have vegetables, orchids, and hydroponics. Fruit is a figment of your imagination.

dcrog · « **Reply #59 on:** April 16, 2008, 04:08:27 PM »

Quote from: Wunderkind on April 16, 2008, 03:24:48 PM

Fruit is a figment of your imagination.

So all this time Xolly has been a figment of my imagination. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

Sorry xolik it was the first thing that popped in my head.

Myriter · « **Reply #60 on:** April 17, 2008, 01:21:05 AM »

Do you get extremist vegetables that give other fruit a bad name?
If so why doesn't the moderate vegetables speak up against them?

Wunderkind · « **Reply #61 on:** April 17, 2008, 02:04:07 AM »

I would say the peas are speaking up agaisnt them, but actually, they're designing a bigger, better bomb so that they have something to threaten the world with when they launch their take-over plan, thus making them extremists.

I would say the same thing about the raspberries, but the raspberries are too busy trying to martyr themselves on the 'religious intolerence' sword.

The sage would be speaking up but a law is about to pass making it legal to teach "gardenerism" as a fact in seedling schools.

The pole-beans are doing something, but I'm not sure it's helping.

The mushrooms have rallies every third Tuesday of the month, but no one comes to them.

The asparagus try to speak up but everyone is hushing them because their still too young to have an opinion worth listening to.

The calendula see what's happening but don't give shit because it doesn't affect them.

The tomatoes send out a monthly newsletter, but they don't like offending anyone so they only send it to you if you request it. There are 2 vegetables on their mailing list so far.

The cabbages sit around smoking cigars and cracking jokes about humans having religions, because they already came up with a solution to the problem, but intend on telling no one.

The corn started a meeting on whether or not they should speak up two years ago, the meeting still isn't over and the matter hasn't been decided on yet, because the legistation can't be agreed upon.

The melons launched an all-out offensive without consulting anyone, pissing off everyone, especially the corn, and now they're are in deep cotton and no one is willing to bail them out. The corn is still waiting to see the request forms.

The cotton is the offending party.

The artichokes think the whole matter should be dropped and more attention should be paid to the plotting peas.

The eggplant just wants everyone to hold hands and sing "kum-bi-a".

The marigolds want everyone to shut-up and the melons to come back and they can reinforce the borders.

The basil and rosemary are busy lobbying for better soil.

The mints would go the mushroom's meetings, but they have religious meetings that conflict with the scheduling.

And finally the squash mope around their vines feeling very sorry for themselves and mumbling about how no one ever sees it from their point of view.

Does that help answer your question?
(Did I leave anyone out?)

Myriter · « **Reply #62 on:** April 17, 2008, 02:22:38 AM »

Who's talking about the high teenage suicide and pregnancy death rates of water-melons?

12AX7 · « **Reply #63 on:** April 17, 2008, 02:24:20 AM »

Wunderkind · « **Reply #64 on:** April 17, 2008, 02:27:32 AM »

Quote from: Myriter on April 17, 2008, 02:22:38 AM

Who's talking about the high teenage suicide and pregnancy death rates of water-melons?

The lettuces were talking about it but then the whole melon family went to war suddenly interest in that topic died. Now the lettuce are more concerned that the okras may resort to terrorism to gain attention, much like the cotton.

12AX7 · « **Reply #65 on:** April 17, 2008, 02:45:17 AM »

Wunderkind · « **Reply #66 on:** April 17, 2008, 02:53:54 AM »

<off topic

When I was little I equated okra to 'biological warfare' and hurled them across the table at my sister when my parents weren't looking.

Later, I learned to appreciate them for their culinary value and I love them deep fried with tartar sauce.

12AX7 · « **Reply #67 on:** April 17, 2008, 03:00:44 AM »

Wunderkind · « **Reply #68 on:** April 17, 2008, 03:04:55 AM »

That boiled mass of slime does wonders in soups, stews, sauces, and gumbo. But they should have given the sliced pieces a nice long bath, then throughly dried them before cooking, if they were going to serve it straight like that.

Okra is a naturally very tense, stressed out vegetable. Heat makes it explode into a massive mental breakdown and then it gets all weepy and weird. You have to calm it down first if you want to avoid the loads of emotional hysteria.

12AX7 · « **Reply #69 on:** April 17, 2008, 03:10:59 AM »

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #70 on:** April 17, 2008, 12:06:32 PM »

To get slightly back on topic for this one post:

I think basing your behaviour on a document that was written thousands of years ago in a completely different world is a bad idea; this is why all religions need a total re-write of their holy books and I suggest that I'm just the guy(?) to do it.

Bible 2.0 - Y2K Compliant (now with Stylesheets!)
The Qur'an, Revised Version with new Introduction by Cat Stevens
Torah, Torah, Torah - You Know the Rules, but Here are Some Morah

Flipside · « **Reply #71 on:** April 17, 2008, 01:21:08 PM »

Not all religions are based on antiquated texts. Take, for instance, Buddhism. It accentuates the self – and your own attainment of nirvana – not what you can do for the religion, but what you can do for yourself.
That said – I’d like to read Lacerda’s 21st Century texts – with stylesheets.

Myriter · « **Reply #72 on:** April 17, 2008, 02:20:57 PM »

Quote from: Lacerda on April 17, 2008, 12:06:32 PM

Bible 2.0 - Y2K Compliant (now with Stylesheets!)

Commandment 11. Thou shalt not pour hot wax over the bottom of a 12 year old boy.

Joe Sixpack · « **Reply #73 on:** April 17, 2008, 02:52:56 PM »

Didn't read the last ~2 pages, but if I was a moderate (read: reasonable) Muslim who was going to get my fucking head cut off and dumped in a ditch for speaking up against a small percentage of religion-hijacking cockbags, I just might be a little tempted to keep my mouth shut. Hm?

dcrog · « **Reply #74 on:** April 17, 2008, 04:18:13 PM »

Quote from: Myriter on April 17, 2008, 02:20:57 PM

Commandment 11. Thou shalt not pour hot wax over the bottom of a 12 year old boy.

Ha. You don't know Lacerda very well, do you?

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