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Author Topic: IBTNP  (Read 154012 times)

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2008, 11:06:18 AM »

False!

IBTNP eats fast food more than three times a week.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2008, 12:01:14 PM »

false

IBNTNPTPITT doesn't know what that acronym stands for.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2008, 12:29:27 PM »

False!

IBTNP to post here has a proper breakfast every morning.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2008, 12:53:42 PM »

True or false, depending on your definition of "proper breakfast". If you mean Proper English Fry Up, then false.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2008, 01:36:53 PM »

False.  I interview well.

IBTNPTPITT can do the \V/ and \ll/ thing with their fingers.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2008, 02:14:02 PM »

True, although it requires concentration these days.

IBTNPTPITT has done the \..l and \.ll things with their fingers.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2008, 03:21:44 PM »

True, though she didn't like it.

IBTNP still has an 8-bit game system.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2008, 06:48:02 PM »

Possibly true, Was the original nintendo 8 bit?  I know where that is.  The Atari 2600 is in storage somewhere and we haven't found it, but technically we still own it.

IBTNF is still a virgin.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2008, 07:53:26 PM »

false.

IBTNP's favourite color is blue.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2008, 08:50:09 PM »

False. Green.

IBTNP wishes hats were in style.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2008, 09:15:50 PM »

false.

IBTNP to post in this thread doesn't want to go to work tomorrow.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2008, 10:40:18 PM »

True. So...very...true.

IBTNP has an uncomfortable chair.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2008, 12:19:00 AM »

True... though I fixed half of it. A nail would poke you in the back through the cloth if you leaned back hard enough. So I sewed a penny over the point. But it still has uncomfortable arm rests...

IBTNP has daily multivitamin dietary supplements which they DON'T use every day.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2008, 05:07:08 AM »

true! i always forget on weekends.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2008, 10:11:19 AM »

False.

I Bet The Next Person In This Thread can touch type, but still looks at the keys and/or doesn't use the home row correctly.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2008, 10:29:18 AM »

Close.

I only look at the keys when I have to type numbers.

IBTNPWPITT has resolved, at least once, and without success, to quit the internets forever.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #41 on: October 21, 2008, 11:03:43 AM »

False!

IBTNPTPITT has a banhammer on at least one forum.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #42 on: October 21, 2008, 11:09:57 AM »

True!  On 4 different forums, actually!

IBTNP does not use a "Natural" (split/ergonomic) keyboard.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2008, 12:44:51 PM »

False! I have three different Natural keyboards. Two MS ones, and a Logitech one.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #44 on: October 21, 2008, 04:55:02 PM »

False.

IBTNP has cross-dressed at least once.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #45 on: October 21, 2008, 05:04:38 PM »

True. All in the name of humour, I assure you.

IBTNPTP likes musicals.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #46 on: October 21, 2008, 05:29:26 PM »

Jesus Christ Superstar, Hair, Oklahoma and Alice Cooper's rendition of the Jets' song.

IBTNPWPITT can form a tube with his/her tongue.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #47 on: October 21, 2008, 05:36:11 PM »

True.

IBTNPTP hasn't bathed today.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #48 on: October 21, 2008, 06:48:55 PM »

False.

IBTNP can't use a kazoo.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #49 on: October 21, 2008, 07:31:49 PM »

true!

IBTNP to post in this thread snores.
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