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Re: bitsontherocks
« Reply #50 on: February 19, 2009, 10:13:27 PM »
Quote from: Detta on February 19, 2009, 10:07:09 PM
Better go buy some Kleenex cause I have a pretty thick accent still.

It took me a full minute to figure out why I would buy Kleenex.  Bad memory FTL.

I'm going to pretend you have a North Carolina accent.  'Cause that's the hottest one there is.
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Re: bitsontherocks
« Reply #51 on: February 20, 2009, 09:08:35 AM »
Quote from: HeavyJay on February 19, 2009, 10:13:27 PM
I'm going to pretend you have a North Carolina accent.  'Cause that's the hottest one there is.
Which one? Coastal, Piedmont, or Mountain? Actually, it's just Coastal or Piedmont. The Mountain Accent isn't really an accent, it is its own language.
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Re: bitsontherocks
« Reply #52 on: February 20, 2009, 10:17:25 AM »
Quote from: Wunderkind on February 20, 2009, 09:08:35 AM
Which one? Coastal, Piedmont, or Mountain? Actually, it's just Coastal or Piedmont. The Mountain Accent isn't really an accent, it is its own language.

Whichever one people from Lenoir have.
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Re: bitsontherocks
« Reply #53 on: February 20, 2009, 10:40:59 AM »
DUI - SOUTHERN STYLE

(Only people from North Carolina could think of this. From the county where driving while under the influence is considered a sport, comes this true story.)

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in Kinston , North Carolina . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking l ot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The po lice officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'

'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy'!
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Re: bitsontherocks
« Reply #54 on: February 20, 2009, 05:07:32 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on February 19, 2009, 10:45:39 PM
Kleenex? I don't understand... Are you going to jerk him off?

Well BS, I guess you never realized that there are other uses for Kleenex.  I use them to wipe my nose when I cry....which is exactly what HeavyJay threatened to do if I had an accent.
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Re: bitsontherocks
« Reply #55 on: February 20, 2009, 05:15:56 PM »
Don't you mean...

Well BS, I guess you nevah realoized that there ah othah uses fuh Kleenex.
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Re: bitsontherocks
« Reply #56 on: February 20, 2009, 05:43:24 PM »
I'm gonna have you wacked.  Do you know that?
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Re: bitsontherocks
« Reply #57 on: February 20, 2009, 05:49:37 PM »
Quote from: Detta on February 20, 2009, 05:43:24 PM
I'm gonna have you wacked.  Do you know that?

Is that like...

Quote from: bananaskittles on February 19, 2009, 10:45:39 PM
Are you going to jerk him off?

Couldn't resist.
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Re: bitsontherocks
« Reply #58 on: February 20, 2009, 06:14:35 PM »
Yes, it's like having you jerked off.

By Guido.
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Re: bitsontherocks
« Reply #59 on: February 20, 2009, 06:19:57 PM »
Or Tony.  Or Jimmy the Weasel.
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« Reply #60 on: February 20, 2009, 11:31:45 PM »
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Re: bitsontherocks
« Reply #61 on: February 21, 2009, 06:23:31 PM »
Quote from: ivan on February 20, 2009, 06:14:35 PM
Yes, it's like having you jerked off.

By Guido.


This guy?


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Re: bitsontherocks
« Reply #62 on: February 21, 2009, 06:38:35 PM »
Lord above.  I'm frightened.
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