Topic: bobby from brunswick in 2004 (Read 3604 times)

Zoober · « **on:** September 20, 2009, 06:18:47 PM »

hi guyes im bobby. remembar me from when i weant to brunswick hight school ?

ok, no. seriously, im not. but i actually knew this guy IRL, and went "hey i wonder what happened to this guy" and googled the screen names i knew he used, which led me here. and for those of you who remember the retarded nonsense he pulled back in 2004, i thought i'd post some funny, real facts about it.

[tl:dr, but funny tl:dr ahead, skip to tl:dr end for short version]

he was both unoriginal AND paranoid, therefore, yes, his real name was bobby robertson. [or robinson. he always spelled it wrong so i could never really figure that part out] the fact is he never did anything he said in that thread, his first language really was english, he wasnt lying about being 22 at the time though. he is however the most socially awkward person i've ever met, and his own desperation for sexual activity had him apparently running to a lot of unconventional sources since there was no WAY he could get a normal human female to talk to him for 5 minutes, much less sleep with him. he claimed he was a furry, and while he believed he was, it was more of less a cover for his interests in beastiality. his attraction to long hair was also connected to this i think. he'd sometimes even TELL me about how he knew some guy in portland who was going to let him screw the guys dog for 10$.
he was pretty bisexual too, again, he didnt even show the normal bisexual tendancies, it just seemed like he wanted to find a hole to shove his penis into, and since prostitutes dont generally accept food stamps, he was trying to find other ways. pedophilia was clearly among his interests too. he told me stories about experimenting with a stepsister some 7 or 8 years younger than him. im fairly certain they were lies. - or at least i hope they were ._. coz if they werent, theres no way that girl is sane now. he also stalked a 16 year old guy in town he met online, a furry named "moon wolf"

for the time i knew him he was in with a pretty bad crowd. he had a tiny run down apartment, and a few other town lowlifes always seemed to be there. on rare occasion i'd still go over there, out of boredom (and one of the town lowlifes always there was a childhood friend of mine ._.; ). sometime in spring of 2005, i went to stop by, the place was empty. i talked to the landlord, turns out he was arrested for his pedophilia. i havnt seen anything about him since.

the part that might make some of you feel bad [yeah, right xD] is that he really was slightly retarded. XD. he got checks/food stamps from the government for it and everything.
i just thought i'd post this for the sake of 1: nostalgia, and 2: for anyone who's actually still around to remember that crap xD
[tl:dr end]

non tl:dr-
he was a socially awkward, beastiality fiend, desperation-gay, pedophile, who eventually got arrested for epic fail.
in short, yes, he really was as pathetic as you guys imagined he was! =P

BizB · « **Reply #1 on:** September 20, 2009, 06:37:43 PM »

I can't read that.

Zoober · « **Reply #2 on:** September 20, 2009, 07:14:17 PM »

Quote from: BizB on September 20, 2009, 06:37:43 PM

I can't read that.

hmm? how so? did i fail at some kind of code thing that turned it into gibberish, or does it just hurt your head? =P

sociald1077 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 20, 2009, 07:19:08 PM »

tl;dr

Zoober · « **Reply #4 on:** September 20, 2009, 07:22:19 PM »

Quote from: sociald1077 on September 20, 2009, 07:19:08 PM

tl;dr

no tl;dr allowed, i gave ample warning. =D and a non-tl;dr version at the bottom.

BizB · « **Reply #5 on:** September 20, 2009, 07:27:57 PM »

Quote

hi guyes im bobby. remembar me from when i weant to brunswick hight school\s?

I literally couldn't read it.

Zoober · « **Reply #6 on:** September 20, 2009, 07:34:38 PM »

Quote from: BizB on September 20, 2009, 07:27:57 PM

I literally couldn't read it.

yeah if you look for his old posts, thats exactly how he spelled. usernames were "thebrunswickboy, "ASsTEROIDS" and a couple others. he couldnt spell anything right. as for my own lack of proper capitolization/punctuation later in the post, chalk it up to my own laziness? unless it's something official or important, i rarely use my shift or capslock key.

BizB · « **Reply #7 on:** September 20, 2009, 07:57:46 PM »

I don't like you.

xolik · « **Reply #8 on:** September 20, 2009, 09:24:19 PM »

Zoober, you are one fucking creepy internet stalker. Why the hell did you really bother to post this? Nostalgia? Really? Did you actually think anybody here gives a flying fuck about any of the multitudes of retards that used to post on either this or any of the old boards?

Quote from: BizB on September 20, 2009, 07:57:46 PM

I don't like you.

Understatement of the century.

Zoober · « **Reply #9 on:** September 20, 2009, 09:41:25 PM »

lol.

Quote from: BizB on September 20, 2009, 07:57:46 PM

I don't like you.

like i care what you think. i posted for 2 reasons. 1- nostalgia, 2- he's so fail its freakin' hilarious. im never going to look at this forum again after tonight anyway.

Quote from: xolik on September 20, 2009, 09:24:19 PM

Zoober, you are one fucking creepy internet stalker. Why the hell did you really bother to post this? Nostalgia? Really? Did you actually think anybody here gives a flying fuck about any of the multitudes of retards that used to post on either this or any of the old boards?

Understatement of the century.

onoez, i googled the two names i knew he used because i wondered what happened to some guy i knew irl and hadnt seen in 5 years and this forum was one of the few working results, im suddenly a stalker, olawwwdy call the police. see first statement.

xolik · « **Reply #10 on:** September 20, 2009, 10:49:56 PM »

You'll be back. You're an attention whore or else you wouldn't have gone all INTERNET DETECTIVE about some dumbshit that made idiotic posts (much like yourself) years ago that frankly nobody here gives a damn about.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

12AX7 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 21, 2009, 06:28:10 AM »

Quote from: xolik on September 20, 2009, 10:49:56 PM

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Please refrain from tainting perfectly good Pink Floyd allusions on dried dog turds such as this guy.
I don't think he's a stalker; I think this is the same guy.

xolik · « **Reply #12 on:** September 21, 2009, 09:30:08 AM »

Yeah, my initial thought was that it was the same fat fuck as before, but thought nobody could be THAT egotistical, but hey....stranger things have happened.

xolik · « **Reply #13 on:** September 21, 2009, 09:54:13 AM »

Quote from: Zoober on September 20, 2009, 09:41:25 PM

im never going to look at this forum again after tonight anyway.

Users browsing the forum: Zoober

Yup, you're a fucking liar as well.

Zoober · « **Reply #14 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:03:11 AM »

man you guys are paranoid, and have some kind of aspergers syndrome shit going on. im not the same guy. it should be pretty obvious just on the typing style alone. i just dont think you get it. he was *actually retarded* he was 22 and spelled like a third grader. fuck this noise. i shouldnt even be posting this time. its clearly pointless and impossible to get through to any of you now.

i used to be proud to call myself a geek, but if this forum is how they're represented... wow. i should cut back on that.

have fun in your own little world, guys.

edit: oh holy shit. you were watching the forum to see if i was looking at it? now THATS some creepy stalker shit.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #15 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:06:57 AM »

Zoober, do you have a purpose in being here? Because if you just came here to troll, you aren't welcome.

BizB · « **Reply #16 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:30:07 AM »

Quote from: Zoober on September 21, 2009, 10:03:11 AM

[snip]... he was *actually retarded* he was 22 and spelled like a third grader. fuck this noise. i shouldnt even be posting this time. its clearly pointless and impossible to get through to any of you now.

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

xolik · « **Reply #17 on:** September 21, 2009, 11:41:29 AM »

Quote from: Zoober on September 21, 2009, 10:30:07 AM

he was *actually retarded* he was 22 and spelled like a third grader.

So what you're saying is that you and he have a lot in common?

xolik · « **Reply #18 on:** September 21, 2009, 11:42:04 AM »

This thread is pretty terrible.

xolik · « **Reply #19 on:** September 21, 2009, 11:43:12 AM »

Oh, in before he posts on a re-reg account to tell us how we all suck and he's so much better than all of us.

Min · « **Reply #20 on:** September 21, 2009, 03:42:40 PM »

Fascinating.

That whole episode was pretty scary. I didn't really need to be reminded of it.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #21 on:** September 21, 2009, 04:13:22 PM »

I remember that guy! I'm glad everything worked out for him.

Novice · « **Reply #22 on:** September 21, 2009, 04:56:56 PM »

Quote from: Zoober on September 21, 2009, 10:03:11 AM

and have some kind of aspbergers syndrome shit going on.

What's it to ya!?

xolik · « **Reply #23 on:** September 21, 2009, 04:58:32 PM »

I'M NOT AN AWKWARD ANTISOCIAL NERD I HAVE ASSBURGERS I SELF-DIAGNOSED AFTER READING ABOUT IT ON WIKIPEDIA AND FURTHERMORE,

xolik · « **Reply #24 on:** September 21, 2009, 05:01:39 PM »

Quote from: Lacerda on September 21, 2009, 04:13:22 PM

I remember that guy! I'm glad everything worked out for him.

A simple man with simple values. All he wanted was a nice quiet place to relax and fuck the neighbor's dog. We can all learn a lesson from this man of peace.

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