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ektracutd

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<insert slightly impressive wit here>
« on: November 14, 2009, 09:46:07 PM »
Ok well.

I play Waterpolo.
I play Zork.

I don't believe in global warming and i use the 'enter' key at
inappropriate times.
And right now I feel incredibly insecure here because your penis is only as big as your post count.

~ektracutd   
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Re: <insert slightly impressive wit here>
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2009, 11:10:27 PM »
actually, in these parts, we measure our ePenis by our coolio point count.
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Re: <insert slightly impressive wit here>
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2009, 11:25:34 PM »
Hello there!  :-D
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Re: <insert slightly impressive wit here>
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2009, 02:57:58 AM »
Just what we need, another water polo playing aussie.  :wink:
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Re: <insert slightly impressive wit here>
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2009, 04:04:02 AM »
Unlike Jesus, global warming really doesn't care whether you believe in it or not.
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Re: <insert slightly impressive wit here>
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2009, 07:06:50 AM »
  Jesus don't really care either. It's all his hangers on that need you to believe. He (and his Dad) couldn't care less. They're actually pretty laid back dudes. It's all the groupies and media -that whole "religion" biz- that paint them to be so narcisstic, war-mongering, contradictory and flat out lying, jealous, fearsome and vengeful, wrathful, but somehow peaceful, serene and all about forgiveness and the other cheek simultaneously.

   I. . . I mean global warming.

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Re: <insert slightly impressive wit here>
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2009, 07:12:03 AM »
 bahaha. Two posts with "penis" in them, then:

Quote from: xolik on November 14, 2009, 11:25:34 PM
Hello there!  :-D
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Re: <insert slightly impressive wit here>
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2009, 10:09:32 PM »
I got mad coolios.

Welcome.
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Re: <insert slightly impressive wit here>
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2009, 06:13:09 PM »
She does have mad coolio points.

Pretty scary to think women around here have bigger ePenises than most of the men.  Sounds like...  Los Angeles...
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