Topic: 'Ello (Read 6643 times)

pbsaurus · « **Reply #25 on:** July 26, 2010, 04:50:19 PM »

One would go through the newspaper recycling dumpsters, usually to no avail. But this one time I found a whole bag of old Playboys, Penthouse, and Hustlers. I had to hide it in the bushes of our home and wait until the coast was clear to sneak them up into my room. And then my damn little brother told on me. I really should have killed him.

Tacdeho · « **Reply #26 on:** July 26, 2010, 05:13:35 PM »

Wait a minute. You people had to use.....print? Time existed before MobileBoner?

sociald1077 · « **Reply #27 on:** July 26, 2010, 05:52:14 PM »

Am I the only one who had to settle for the Sear and JCPenny catalogues? And If I got REALLY lucky, a Victoria Secrets catalogue.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #28 on:** July 26, 2010, 06:43:57 PM »

Oh I settled for those when the good stuff wasn't available. Even Time magazine entertainment section or Maidenform adds from women's magazines. When worse came to worst and I was extremely desperate I'd have to use my mom's Lane Bryant catalogue.

Tacdeho · « **Reply #29 on:** July 26, 2010, 08:24:57 PM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on July 26, 2010, 05:38:51 PM

I'm pretty sure we looked at dirty magazines as kids before looking through internet porn, maybe it's cause we started out young...

damn we're deprived. Sure glad we grew up in this technology age where you and I can Jack and Jill off to sweet HD video. I love redtube in 1080p, I can see the sheer looseness of that hundred time used pussy.

sociald1077 · « **Reply #30 on:** July 26, 2010, 11:56:00 PM »

It's just not as special when you dont have to work for it.

Vespertine · « **Reply #31 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:24:43 AM »

Quote from: Tacdeho on July 26, 2010, 08:24:57 PM

damn we're deprived. Sure glad we grew up in this technology age where you and I can Jack and Jill off to sweet HD video. I love redtube in 1080p, I can see the sheer looseness of that hundred time used Thing that scares Tacdeho.

And here's the fallacy...the idea that a woman with many partners is somehow 'loose' is wrong. A vag is a muscle, and therefore is stronger and tighter the more it's used.

Also, no one actually uses the phrase 'jill off'.

Novice · « **Reply #32 on:** July 27, 2010, 07:57:40 AM »

Because they're / we're the ones coming up with the descriptions.

Novice · « **Reply #33 on:** July 27, 2010, 08:26:58 AM »

It's the only rational plan at this point.

ivan · « **Reply #34 on:** July 27, 2010, 10:51:45 AM »

Quote from: Vespertine on July 27, 2010, 12:24:43 AM

And here's the fallacy...the idea that a woman with many partners is somehow 'loose' is wrong. A vag is a muscle, and therefore is stronger and tighter the more it's used.

Quote from: bananaskittles on July 27, 2010, 07:38:31 AM

Why is it that when a man has many partners they're seen as this big player and it's a mostly positive thing, but when a woman sleeps around she's a whore with a loose Thing that made Tacdeno switch sides?

Of course Vesp is right. The more you do it, the more exercised and toned it gets. Everything improves with practice.

The muscle stretches out not from use, but from having to accomodate large items. Like babies. And even after that it can be toned up again.

Everyone knows that. Tacdeho is just a trolling misogynist.

Should I add "vag" to the filter?

Probie · « **Reply #35 on:** July 27, 2010, 11:53:14 AM »

Will that make it go away?

Vespertine · « **Reply #36 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:06:26 PM »

Quote from: ivan on July 27, 2010, 10:51:45 AM

Of course Vesp is right. The more you do it, the more exercised and toned it gets. Everything improves with practice.

The muscle stretches out not from use, but from having to accomodate large items. Like babies. And even after that it can be toned up again.

Everyone knows that. Tacdeho is just a trolling misogynist.

Should I add "vag" to the filter?

What exactly are you planning to replace 'vag' with in the filter?

Demosthenes · « **Reply #37 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:07:09 PM »

"Happy place"?

ivan · « **Reply #38 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:26:20 PM »

Sounds about right.

Clear_Runway · « **Reply #39 on:** July 27, 2010, 01:21:49 PM »

I skipped to 'net porn. my family is full of saints.

Tacdeho · « **Reply #40 on:** July 27, 2010, 01:35:03 PM »

Quote from: ivan on July 27, 2010, 10:51:45 AM

Everyone knows that. Tacdeho is just a trolling misogynist.

Troll? Maybe. Only when its worth it though, no Rickrolls for me. I'm talking major trolling on Epic Preportions. I had to stop for a bit, or consequences would never be the same.

Misogynist? Are you kidding? I actually chuckled hard at that. I'm so FOR empowering women and taking down the misogynic steriotypes, its almost a denouncment of my manliness.

However, I make up for it in sheer manliness. How you ask? Simple. I'm fucking awesome. Anyone here watch "Chuck"? Yeah, Ellies husband is modeled after me.

ivan · « **Reply #41 on:** July 27, 2010, 02:05:32 PM »

Quote from: Tacdeho on July 27, 2010, 01:35:03 PM

Misogynist? Are you kidding? I actually chuckled hard at that. I'm so FOR empowering women and taking down the misogynic steriotypes, its almost a denouncment of my manliness.

So you take back that thing you said about deflated party balloons?

Tacdeho · « **Reply #42 on:** July 27, 2010, 02:21:33 PM »

Quote from: ivan on July 27, 2010, 02:05:32 PM

So you take back that thing you said about deflated party balloons?

I went to high school with ALOT of sluts, man, I have a horrible disrespect for my generation, and a majority of the girls in said generation. Its hard not to steriotype.

However, I suppose I do. I dont really concern myself with vaginal matters, so I wont claim to be an expert.

Tacdeho · « **Reply #43 on:** July 27, 2010, 02:27:46 PM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on July 27, 2010, 02:24:40 PM

Sluts are everywhere. You're just sad that they won't touch your weiner, if you didn't you wouldn't carry such hate towards all women. Thanks for putting us all in the same category.

I mean the generation of people around me, not all around in general.

And to be honest; i'd go my entire life without getting laid, fine by me. After the sheer amount of drama that i've seen other people causing because someone would rather betray a friends feelings than wait to find someone thats actually worth it for; I'll take what little pride I have left and i'll be okay.

ivan · « **Reply #44 on:** July 27, 2010, 02:28:50 PM »

Quote from: Tacdeho on July 27, 2010, 02:21:33 PM

I went to high school with ALOT of sluts, man, I have a horrible disrespect for my generation, and a majority of the girls in said generation. Its hard not to steriotype.

However, I suppose I do. I dont really concern myself with Thing that made Tacdeho switch sidesl matters, so I wont claim to be an expert.

That's pretty lukewarm back-peddling for someone who is "so FOR empowering women and taking down the misogynic steriotypes, its almost a denouncment of my manliness."

In fact, it's not really even back-peddling -- you just swapped one misogynistic stereotype for another.

So either you're a liar or you're even stupider than I thought.

Novice · « **Reply #45 on:** July 27, 2010, 03:26:27 PM »

I can see my initial opinion was probably right. I don't think I'll be sticking around to read any more threads that deteriorate into drivel as this one has. Thank you to the few of you who welcomed me, but good bye. CatScratchFevah -- judiciously backing out of the room.

ivan · « **Reply #46 on:** July 27, 2010, 03:28:28 PM »

Might happen.

Rizzy · « **Reply #47 on:** July 27, 2010, 03:42:26 PM »

Quote from: Novice on July 27, 2010, 03:26:27 PM

I can see my initial opinion was probably right. I don't think I'll be sticking around to read any more threads that deteriorate into drivel as this one has. Thank you to the few of you who welcomed me, but good bye. CatScratchFevah -- judiciously backing out of the room.

I was wondering when this would show up here.

Also, Tac, you seem to flip flip more than Bush and Kerry accused each other of doing.

12AX7 · « **Reply #48 on:** July 27, 2010, 04:07:47 PM »

Sounds like he had a heart-on for someone who got some hard-on from someone else.

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