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Author Topic: Religious Studies Assignment  (Read 20707 times)

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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #75 on: January 06, 2011, 03:34:28 PM »

Great.  Someone had to go and soil this thread.  I hadn't realized we had been 'arboring any pun fugitives.
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #76 on: January 06, 2011, 04:41:18 PM »

This thread is no fun any more.

How many times have we done this?

Egads! I'm sick of it, and I'll bet most of you are sick of these threads as well.

Luckily, I have a solution. It's simple. Just make a post... without a pun.

A PUNLESS POST!

Realistically speaking, we can't expect every post from now on to be pun-free, but surely we can all manage at least one.

Can you do it? Can any of you make even one post in this thread without resorting to some cheap-ass form of word-play involving plants?

Humor me, please. This is serious.
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #77 on: January 06, 2011, 04:50:01 PM »

Nope.

I tried really hard to think of a way.

But my mind is completely hempty.
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #78 on: January 06, 2011, 05:07:50 PM »

... what?
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #79 on: January 06, 2011, 05:15:01 PM »

Realistically speaking, we can't expect every post from now on to be pun-free, but surely we can all manage at least one.

Don't call me Shirley.
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #80 on: January 06, 2011, 05:28:49 PM »


This thread is no fun any more.
How many times have we done this?
Egads! I'm sick of it, and I'll bet most of you are sick of these threads as well.

Luckily, I have a solution. It's simple. Just make a post... without a pun.
A PUNLESS POST!
Realistically speaking, we can't expect every post from now on to be pun-free, but surely we can all manage at least one.
Can you do it? Can any of you make even one post in this thread without resorting to some cheap-ass form of word-play involving plants?
Humor me, please. This is serious.


Ok, ok, I was just kidding.

Say, can we do birds? I have a few cheep shots up my sleeve.




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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #81 on: January 06, 2011, 05:31:34 PM »

Crow no.

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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #82 on: January 06, 2011, 05:40:44 PM »

Ok, ok, I was just kidding.

Say, can we do birds? I have a few cheep shots up my sleeve.






Oh man!  I fell for it. 
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #83 on: January 06, 2011, 07:20:12 PM »

Ok, ok, I was just kidding.

Say, can we do birds? I have a few cheep shots up my sleeve.

I don't know.  Bird puns can be pretty hard to swallow..
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #84 on: January 06, 2011, 11:24:26 PM »

Chicken!
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #85 on: January 07, 2011, 10:58:18 AM »

Stop that.   :x

My distaste for bird puns should not lead to you robin me of my dignity!
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #86 on: January 07, 2011, 01:22:13 PM »

When it comes to bird puns, wing it.
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #87 on: January 07, 2011, 01:28:52 PM »

I for one refuse to partridgicipate.
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #88 on: January 07, 2011, 02:23:06 PM »

Nice swan!
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #89 on: January 07, 2011, 02:25:37 PM »

Anyway, we should really stop. It's getting anoying. I'll refrain from using bird puns from heron out.
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #90 on: January 07, 2011, 03:03:14 PM »

I think I'll duck out of this one.
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #91 on: January 07, 2011, 03:07:46 PM »

If nobody's going to play, owl this thread continue?
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #92 on: January 07, 2011, 03:16:07 PM »

Well, I guess I can join this fowl pun rampage if for no other reason than to see how long we can keep it going.
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #93 on: January 07, 2011, 03:16:45 PM »

Let that old coot Ivan get another one in.  He's slow, but not out of the game.
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #94 on: January 07, 2011, 03:59:31 PM »

Less than three britoffice! I don't mean to crow about it, but I have the entire series box set.
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #95 on: January 07, 2011, 04:41:43 PM »

I hope you don't live to egret it.
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #96 on: January 07, 2011, 05:20:17 PM »

Indeed. That would certainly be unpheasant.
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #97 on: January 07, 2011, 06:25:10 PM »

But then the pigeons came.

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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #98 on: January 08, 2011, 07:34:59 AM »

Haha!

Will we even see the end dove this thread?
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Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« Reply #99 on: January 10, 2011, 10:42:01 AM »

This thread is a sham! You've all been rooked!
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