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Author Topic: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?  (Read 6945 times)

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Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« on: January 19, 2011, 06:05:45 PM »
Кто-нибудь знает русский язык? If not just use Google Translator and chat with me.
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2011, 06:24:14 PM »
Добро пожаловать, я не знаю,России и переход на Winowsэто многовато на моем телефоне.
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2011, 06:31:14 PM »
What's wrong with English? It's much better for the kinds of discussions you'll find here.

Like, how would you say "I had to boot Windows"? Я сопогнул Окна? It makes no sense.

And your handle would be, like, димонвэб. Total чепуха, нет таких русских слов.

Если будем по-русский, так пожалуй надо говорить о делах русских. К чёрту технику.

Какая твоя любимая водка?


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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2011, 09:58:41 PM »
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2011, 10:17:00 PM »
Quote from: TheJudge on January 19, 2011, 09:58:41 PM
This reminds me of....
http://www.youtube.com/embed/0tyzG_ZKVfU

 Doesn't everything remind everyone else of rude Americans?
 :roll:
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2011, 11:03:11 PM »
Oh maaan! I love the Chasers. If it makes you think of it, do you hale from Australia? =D
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2011, 12:28:47 AM »
No, I'm cultured.




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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2011, 01:00:50 AM »
Quote from: TheJudge on January 20, 2011, 12:28:47 AM
No, I'm cultured.




*runs*

Wow, cultured... I've never heard knowledge of Australia referred to that way. If anything I'd say you lose culture points.
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2011, 10:02:48 AM »
Quote from: Fraggles on January 20, 2011, 01:00:50 AM
Wow, cultured... I've never heard knowledge of Australia referred to that way. If anything I'd say you lose culture points.



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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2011, 11:43:27 AM »
Было время, любили тракториста. А теперь время настало, любят программиста.
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2011, 03:41:26 PM »
Quote from: ivan on January 19, 2011, 06:31:14 PM
Какая твоя любимая водка?
Я боюсь, что я не пью
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2011, 03:43:57 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on January 20, 2011, 11:54:14 AM
This thread is now about the Ukrainian language.

Ми можемо любити різних людей, але ми завжди любимо горілку.
NO Росію є набагато прохолодніше.
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2011, 03:58:06 PM »
Quote from: demonweb on January 20, 2011, 03:43:57 PM
NO Росію є набагато прохолодніше.

Брежнев спрашивает Буша, если он собирает политические анекдоты о себе.
- Ах, да, я 2 книги. А вы?
- Я 2 лагеря.
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2011, 04:24:03 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on January 20, 2011, 11:54:14 AM
This thread is now about the Ukrainian language.

Ми можемо любити різних людей, але ми завжди любимо горілку.

ГОРИЛКА?!? Дай мені десять пляшок - Я спрагу, і ці крейзи-эс битчез бин клайминг ап май эс ол дэй.
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Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2011, 04:26:28 PM »
Quote from: demonweb on January 20, 2011, 03:41:26 PM
Я боюсь, что я не пью

Да, я тоже боюсь что ты не пьёшь.

Страшно!
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Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?

Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2011, 04:28:28 PM »
Quote from: ivan on January 20, 2011, 04:26:28 PM
Да, я тоже боюсь что ты не пьёш.

Страшно!

Иван, ты такой шутник. Как вам не нравится моя шутка?
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2011, 04:37:10 PM »
Quote from: Banshee on January 20, 2011, 04:28:28 PM
Иван, ты такой шутник. Как вам не нравится моя шутка?

Ну, дай мне минуточку -- анекдоту ответить надо анекдотом!

Думаю... думаю...

Может Гугол поможет мне хороший анекдот вспомнить...
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xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?

Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

bananaskittles: The world is 4chan and God is a troll.

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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2011, 04:42:31 PM »
This thread is now about garden puns.  Hah, hah, soiled again!
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2011, 05:00:53 PM »
Вы, ребята, я действительно не понимаю все это. :(
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2011, 05:10:30 PM »
Це, ймовірно, виникає з вас не український спікер
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2011, 05:13:12 PM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on January 20, 2011, 05:10:30 PM
Це, ймовірно, виникає з вас не український спікер

Да, вы, вероятно, правильно.
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2011, 05:25:02 PM »
Quote from: Banshee on January 20, 2011, 03:58:06 PM
Брежнев спрашивает Буша, если он собирает политические анекдоты о себе.
- Ах, да, я 2 книги. А вы?
- Я 2 лагеря.



Сталин даёт речь. Вдруг кто-то чихнул в зале.

Кто чихнул? спросил Сталин.  (молчание.)

Первый ряд, встать! приказал Сталин. "Расстрелять их!"  (бурные аплодисменты.)

Кто чихнул?  (молчание.)

Второй  ряд,  встать.  Расстрелять их!  (долго не  смолкающая
овация.)

Кто чихнул? (молчание.)

Третий  ряд,  встать!  Расстрелять их!  (бурная овация  всего
зала, все встают, возгласы "слава великому Сталину!")

Кто чихнул?

Я, я! Я чихнул! (рыдает)

Будь здоров
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2011, 05:36:07 PM »
ГЕКТАР! ГЕКТАР!
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2011, 05:40:30 PM »
Огайо! Штат Огайо
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2011, 05:47:06 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on January 20, 2011, 05:36:07 PM
ГЕКТАР! ГЕКТАР!

Just curious -- which translator do you use?

I tailored the text to work in Google Translator. Babbelfish is useless, but GT has weird quirks as well. The main problem I had was getting GT to translate "Будь здоров" to "Bless you". The original punch line is "Bless you, comrade!", which is funnier, but if I put "Будь здоров" in a sentence or add punctuation GT translates it literally, making it "Be healthy, comrade", which isn't nearly as funny.

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xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?

Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

bananaskittles: The world is 4chan and God is a troll.
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