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Author Topic: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?  (Read 6946 times)

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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2011, 05:48:13 PM »

Cyrillic is weird
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2011, 05:52:02 PM »

Огайо! Штат Огайо

OH! OH
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2011, 05:54:32 PM »

I put "Ohio! State of Ohio!" in GT.

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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2011, 05:58:05 PM »

I put "Ohio! State of Ohio!" in GT.

Try putting just OH in GT.

You get Огайо.
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2011, 06:00:03 PM »

Ivan: I used Google Translate.  But I typed "HECTARE" in English, because I thought it would be funny. :)
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2011, 06:01:31 PM »

Прикладіть, що осел

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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2011, 06:02:40 PM »

Engrish-Ukranian-English almost brought it back to the original.

Lay that ass indeed

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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2011, 06:20:32 PM »

Pb, GT assumed you meant "donkey".

And you know what happens when GT assumes.
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2011, 07:15:14 PM »

donkeyumes?

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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2011, 07:16:15 PM »

We should be having this govoreet in NADSAT, my droogs.
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2011, 10:01:52 PM »

We should be having this govoreet in NADSAT, my droogs.

Just the other day, me droog says to I, "Bog, what'd you do, take your britva to yer gulliver? You've got krovvy all over it!"
I looks him in the eye an' says, "More like I just slipped yer mum some pretty polly an' 'ad me litso 'tween 'er nogas, I did!"
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2011, 11:23:24 PM »

Just the other day, me droog says to I, "Bog, what'd you do, take your britva to yer gulliver? You've got krovvy all over it!"
I looks him in the eye an' says, "More like I just slipped yer mum some pretty polly an' 'ad me litso 'tween 'er nogas, I did!"

I'm sort of caught between "Ewww" and "That's hott!"



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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2011, 12:23:26 AM »

Wow, cultured... I've never heard knowledge of Australia referred to that way. If anything I'd say you lose culture points.

When I post *runs*, it means I'm kidding. And because you failed to use *run* or at least use a smiley so that I can gauge your response on an emotional level, I have to assume you're not kidding. LEARN TO FORUMATE!!!  :wink:

Hey, that sounded like something Bush would say!
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2011, 06:46:27 AM »

ייִדיש! :mrgreen:
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #39 on: January 21, 2011, 08:28:14 AM »

too lazy; didn't read.
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #40 on: January 21, 2011, 01:55:39 PM »

When I post *runs*, it means I'm kidding. And because you failed to use *run* or at least use a smiley so that I can gauge your response on an emotional level, I have to assume you're not kidding. LEARN TO FORUMATE!!!  :wink:

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I thought it meant you had a case of dysentery or something.

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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #41 on: February 06, 2011, 04:44:02 PM »

Τι είναι αυτό το μέρος, ένα είδος φόρουμ για σπανακόπιτα ναι?
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #42 on: February 06, 2011, 06:29:36 PM »

LuciferSam!

Τι θέαμα για πόνο στα μάτια!
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #43 on: February 07, 2011, 04:22:46 AM »

Τι θέαμα για πόνο στα μάτια!


Είναι τα μάτια πληγή ή παλιά?  ?   :-P   :-D



Τι είναι αυτό το μέρος, ένα είδος φόρουμ για σπανακόπιτα ναι?

Λάχανο     :|

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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #44 on: February 07, 2011, 04:28:12 AM »

أتساءل عما إذا كان هذا سيحصل منصبي لاحظت في المناصب العليا.
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Re: Кто-нибудь знает русский язык?
« Reply #45 on: February 08, 2011, 04:06:25 PM »

איך האב ניט געדאַנק וואָס איר משוגע מענטשן זענען טאַלקינג וועגן.

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