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Title: This forum is shit
Post by: Levy on June 16, 2006, 01:03:28 PM: Too all of you I have met, you are all arseholes, Chris, your website is shit, and you really need to gain some webskills.

Darkshade, you were alright, but Xolik, you are the biggest cunt on the planet, fuck off and die.

So yea, basically you are all tossers, and really need to join a decent forum, I am a member of many, and this is by far the worst.

So please Ban me, make yourself fell good that you have the power to click a mouse and ban me you twats....
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: ivan on June 16, 2006, 01:08:40 PM: lol
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: MISTER MASSACRE on June 16, 2006, 01:36:31 PM: And let that be a lesson to all of you!
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: pbsaurus on June 16, 2006, 01:41:12 PM: That certainly deserves karma!

+1
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: MISTER MASSACRE on June 16, 2006, 01:41:59 PM: Yeah, if television (and Ernest Scared Stupid) have taught me anything, it's that kindness will always defeat anger!

Karma +1!

WE LOVE YOU LEVY
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Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: ivan on June 16, 2006, 01:45:27 PM: I NOMINATE LEVY FOR KING OF THE INTERNETS!
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Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: pbsaurus on June 16, 2006, 01:46:56 PM: I second!
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Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Vespertine on June 16, 2006, 01:51:18 PM: What the hell did I miss?
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: ivan on June 16, 2006, 01:55:19 PM: Here is a song I wrote in honor of Levy!

Quote
Levy is cool,
Levy is awesome
He never plays dead
Like an opposum!

Although he is English,
He isn't aloof, nor
Does he spot trains
Or act like a poofter!

I wish that he was
My dad or my brother
I even don't mind
If he was my mother!

I'd do what he says,
'Cause he's never wrong,
And that's why I wrote him
This suck-uppy song!

Oh yeah!
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: MISTER MASSACRE on June 16, 2006, 01:56:07 PM: Quote from: Vespertine on June 16, 2006, 01:51:18 PM
What the hell did I miss?

We're all tossers, and Levy is just letting us know.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: ivan on June 16, 2006, 01:56:17 PM: Quote from: Vespertine on June 16, 2006, 01:51:18 PM
What the hell did I miss?

The Levy finally broke.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Min on June 16, 2006, 01:59:25 PM: What did we do to him?
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: BizB on June 16, 2006, 02:06:50 PM: This must be a joke. It is in the Entertainment section after all.

Pepe knows, I giggled.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Dark Shade on June 16, 2006, 02:33:58 PM: Uh...poutine?
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: rgb_girls on June 16, 2006, 03:11:30 PM: Maybe he only hurts the ones that he loves.

It takes a true friend to be that candid.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: pbsaurus on June 16, 2006, 03:21:45 PM: I think he just accidentally left out the definite article. An I agree, this forum is The Shit!
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: rgb_girls on June 16, 2006, 04:04:52 PM: A-ha! That explains EVERYTHING.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Levy on June 16, 2006, 04:23:33 PM: rg
Quote from: rgb_girls on June 16, 2006, 03:11:30 PM
Maybe he only hurts the ones that he loves.

It takes a true friend to be that candid.

What the fuck are you on about, if anyone needs to be fucking banned then it is him, no stupid arseholes.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Min on June 16, 2006, 04:32:43 PM: ahahahahahahahaha!!! Ok, then I won't ban you. I'll ban him instead.

Wow, that was close.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Min on June 16, 2006, 04:34:52 PM: Waaaaiiiitaminit!! I've seen this episode before.

Now Levy is going to come back and say that his little brother signed onto his account and tried to get him banned. Am I right?

Am I?? ??
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: ivan on June 16, 2006, 04:47:09 PM: DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: BizB on June 16, 2006, 05:31:47 PM: So, does that mean that Xolik isn't a cunt?

I'm not sure I follow.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: hackess on June 16, 2006, 06:26:08 PM: I don't think Xolik is anything near a cunt, no.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: BizB on June 16, 2006, 06:32:06 PM: See, that's what I thought right away. So, this whole thing must be a joke that we've seen before. Right?
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: hackess on June 16, 2006, 06:33:16 PM: I have the strangest feeling...like I've done this before...
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: xolik on June 16, 2006, 07:15:49 PM: Hey, if you're going to get all pissy because you had a hard time walking afterwards you should have fucking said something at the time. :x
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Crystalmonkey on June 16, 2006, 07:56:51 PM: You guys shouldn't be making fun of Xol's cuntaphobia, it's a serious disease. (I hear it can cause the breakdown of morality and marriage in society!)

:roll:
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Chris on June 16, 2006, 09:47:05 PM: This is by far my favourite thread on these forums. Hey Levy, what do you think about me making you a moderator?
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Levy on June 17, 2006, 05:21:16 AM: ok
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Binoboy on June 17, 2006, 02:16:03 PM: Screw making him the moderator. Hand the proverbial keys over to him, Chris. He deserves to be the owner and administrator of these boards!
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Levy on June 17, 2006, 04:39:47 PM: stop screwing with the word "sarcasm" yet another arsehole i have met...
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: ivan on June 17, 2006, 08:19:18 PM: Quote from: Chris on June 16, 2006, 09:47:05 PM
This is by far my favourite thread on these forums. Hey Levy, what do you think about me making you a moderator?

Quote from: Levy on June 17, 2006, 05:21:16 AM
ok

PERFECT!

Love this thread!
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: hackess on June 17, 2006, 08:23:06 PM: Quote from: Levy on June 16, 2006, 04:23:33 PM
no stupid arseholes.

Nope! Not here!
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Levy on June 18, 2006, 05:34:40 AM: Well there obviously is, as by the comment you have just made that would suggest that you too are one fucking stupid arsehole....
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: MISTER MASSACRE on June 18, 2006, 10:35:57 AM: Oh Levy, you're too cute!

(http://imagesocket.com/images/sipping_a_drink214.gif)
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Levy on June 18, 2006, 10:54:57 AM: I don't understand?
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: BizB on June 18, 2006, 11:05:52 AM: Quote from: Levy on June 18, 2006, 10:54:57 AM
I don't understand?
Yes.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Levy on June 18, 2006, 01:09:10 PM: I still don't understand
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Crystalmonkey on June 18, 2006, 03:10:41 PM: Quote from: Levy on June 18, 2006, 01:09:10 PM
I still don't understand

Yes.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: dcrog on June 18, 2006, 04:32:12 PM: Quote from: Levy on June 18, 2006, 01:09:10 PM
I still don't understand
And your point is?
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: TheJudge on June 18, 2006, 07:28:35 PM: Levy, I like this thread so much I gave you a shit load of Karma! Now tell me I'm an asshole!
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Chris on June 18, 2006, 08:02:48 PM: Alright, you should be able to moderate the forums now (Like ban people, delete posts, etc). Let me know if you have any problems with it.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Crystalmonkey on June 18, 2006, 08:28:04 PM: Quote from: TheJudge on June 18, 2006, 07:28:35 PM
Levy, I like this thread so much I gave you a shit load of Karma! Now tell me I'm an asshole!

:-o

You should give him 1337 Karma...
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Levy on June 19, 2006, 05:09:23 AM: Quote from: Chris on June 18, 2006, 08:02:48 PM
Alright, you should be able to moderate the forums now (Like ban people, delete posts, etc). Let me know if you have any problems with it.

Yea funny one chris, as if you have given me thoose rights, but i want Administrator L337 H4X0RZ!!!11 written above my name.

Quote from: TheJudge on June 18, 2006, 07:28:35 PM
Levy, I like this thread so much I gave you a shit load of Karma! Now tell me I'm an asshole!

You really are an arsehole, but cheers for the Karma....
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Levy on June 19, 2006, 05:12:37 AM: Quote from: dcrog on June 18, 2006, 04:32:12 PM
Quote from: Levy on June 18, 2006, 01:09:10 PM
I still don't understand
And your point is?

Seriously on a serious note, dcrog, I forgot about you I take back what I said about Xolix, it is the 2nd cunt on the forums, you have one the grand first place of the biggest cunt on this forum, congratulations
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Phife on June 19, 2006, 05:21:46 AM: Worst thread evar!
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: TheJudge on June 19, 2006, 07:18:02 AM: Quote from: Levy on June 19, 2006, 05:09:23 AM

but i want Administrator L337 H4X0RZ!!!11 written above my name.
Demands! Demands! And more Demands! Sometimes you get more than you bargain for. :evil:
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: BizB on June 19, 2006, 09:06:25 AM: Quote from: Levy on June 19, 2006, 05:12:37 AM
Quote from: dcrog on June 18, 2006, 04:32:12 PM
Quote from: Levy on June 18, 2006, 01:09:10 PM
I still don't understand
And your point is?

Seriously on a serious note, dcrog, I forgot about you I take back what I said about Xolix, it is the 2nd cunt on the forums, you have one the grand first place of the biggest cunt on this forum, congratulations
What about me, dickweed? Can I be the biggest cunt on the boards for a while?
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Chris on June 19, 2006, 10:14:07 AM: What browser are you using? It might be your browser that does not support the moderator protocol. You must use Arachne (http://home.arachne.cz/) to moderate these forums.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Levy on June 19, 2006, 10:26:41 AM: yer fuck off chris
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Evonus on June 19, 2006, 01:54:30 PM: So much anger! Make love not war people.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Levy on June 19, 2006, 01:56:46 PM: can someone please ban me, I am really getting fucked off being a member of this forum. I cant even log out...
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Evonus on June 19, 2006, 02:00:31 PM: Quote from: Levy on June 19, 2006, 01:56:46 PM
can someone please ban me, I am really getting fucked off being a member of this forum. I cant even log out...

Just to piss him off no one should ban him. :evil:
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: ivan on June 19, 2006, 02:19:50 PM: Your grasp of that which is incredibly obvious is astonishing. -- avalanche
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: avalanche on June 19, 2006, 02:28:16 PM: Quote from: ivan on June 19, 2006, 02:19:50 PM
Your grasp of that which is incredibly obvious is astonishing. -- avalanche
Indeed
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: BizB on June 19, 2006, 02:30:46 PM: Quote from: avalanche on June 19, 2006, 02:28:16 PM
Quote from: ivan on June 19, 2006, 02:19:50 PM
Your grasp of that which is incredibly obvious is astonishing. -- avalanche
Indeed
Whoa.
(http://www.wwujd.com/unclejessevs_files/Joey-Lawrence.gif)
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Evonus on June 19, 2006, 02:42:07 PM: Quote from: BizB on June 19, 2006, 02:30:46 PM
Quote from: avalanche on June 19, 2006, 02:28:16 PM
Quote from: ivan on June 19, 2006, 02:19:50 PM
Your grasp of that which is incredibly obvious is astonishing. -- avalanche
Indeed
Whoa.
(http://www.wwujd.com/unclejessevs_files/Joey-Lawrence.gif)
gnarly!
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: dcrog on June 19, 2006, 03:50:14 PM: Quote from: BizB on June 19, 2006, 09:06:25 AM
Quote from: Levy on June 19, 2006, 05:12:37 AM
Quote from: dcrog on June 18, 2006, 04:32:12 PM
Quote from: Levy on June 18, 2006, 01:09:10 PM
I still don't understand
And your point is?

Seriously on a serious note, dcrog, I forgot about you I take back what I said about Xolix, it is the 2nd cunt on the forums, you have one the grand first place of the biggest cunt on this forum, congratulations
What about me, dickweed? Can I be the biggest cunt on the boards for a while?

Hell no. She told me I could. And she's a moderator now.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: hackess on June 19, 2006, 07:27:57 PM: Quote from: Levy on June 19, 2006, 01:56:46 PM
can someone please ban me, I am really getting fucked off being a member of this forum. I cant even log out...

If you're unhappy with our godlike-treatment of you, you're free to find another kingdom to rule. We'll all slit our throats in mourning, of course.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: TheJudge on June 19, 2006, 08:24:20 PM: Levy, I'm not a morning person, so is it OK if I sleep in and then slit my throat?
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Vespertine on June 19, 2006, 09:23:45 PM: Quote from: Levy on June 19, 2006, 01:56:46 PM
can someone please ban me, I am really getting fucked off being a member of this forum. I cant even log out...
Really though, why not just click the LOG OUT button?
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Crystalmonkey on June 19, 2006, 09:37:12 PM: Or clear your cookies...
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Dark Shade on June 19, 2006, 10:07:18 PM: Poutine just doesn't seem credible here. And I'm not about to ban Levy, although it wouldn't be the first time that it's been done.

I honestly don't think it's him spastically shitting everywhere and mouthing everyone off. It just doesn't...seem right.

I'll do what's needed to be done, if necessary. But until then, I step back and take my leave.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Chris on June 19, 2006, 10:40:39 PM: Quote from: Levy on June 19, 2006, 01:56:46 PM
can someone please ban me, I am really getting fucked off being a member of this forum. I cant even log out...

Ban yourself.
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Evonus on June 19, 2006, 10:58:04 PM: Quote from: Vespertine on June 19, 2006, 09:23:45 PM
Quote from: Levy on June 19, 2006, 01:56:46 PM
can someone please ban me, I am really getting fucked off being a member of this forum. I cant even log out...
Really though, why not just click the LOG OUT button?

Yeah, but he wouldn't get attention that way ;)
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: Levy on June 20, 2006, 06:42:31 AM: yer you are so funny you fuckin cockmunchers, I have tryed to click the logout button but it just redirectss me to this fuckin shit site... I love the gay porn stuff you guys put on my profile it is great :evil:
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: BizB on June 20, 2006, 07:50:08 AM: Here's a thought, shit-for-brains. Stop coming here.

And, if the temptation is too much for you then do this...
Close all your browser windows
Open notepad
Click File and select "Open"
Broswse to c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc
change the "File of type" to "All files"
Open the file called hosts (or hosts.sam)
Just below the line that says - "127.0.0.1 localhost" add "66.115.191.187 geekforum.org"
Save and close
Title: Re: This forum is shit
Post by: xolik on June 21, 2006, 10:23:58 AM: Quote from: Levy on June 20, 2006, 06:42:31 AM
I love the gay porn stuff you guys put on my profile it is great :evil:

I sure as hell approve.