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Title: make a woman fall in love with you
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Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: ivan on March 05, 2007, 01:15:53 PM
Wow.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: pbsaurus on March 05, 2007, 01:20:04 PM
Can't wait to see what the mods change the links to.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: xolik on March 05, 2007, 02:11:14 PM
Why the hell would I want to do that?
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: ivan on March 05, 2007, 02:28:15 PM
Money?
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: Anyanka_was_framed on March 05, 2007, 02:32:24 PM
What's not so funny is that "mia" (in his miasea links) is the personalization of Bulimia that those diagnosed with the disorder sometimes call it. So you can imagine the not fun feeling I got when I read the bit on the antifat pill in this post.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: ivan on March 05, 2007, 02:34:19 PM
YOU CLICK ON SPAM LINKS?!?
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: Anyanka_was_framed on March 05, 2007, 02:54:56 PM
?  I can read the links...they're the ones in yellow.  The links are the same throughout, the part I was referring to was the paragraph of bs before "Good luck".  Way to read.
 
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: ivan on March 05, 2007, 03:07:47 PM
YOU READ MY POSTS?!?
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: ivan on March 05, 2007, 03:14:34 PM
What's not so funny is that "mia" (in his miasea links) is the personalization of Bulimia that those diagnosed with the disorder sometimes call it. So you can imagine the not fun feeling I got when I read the bit on the antifat pill in this post.

I still don't get it.

Who's bulimic?

Who's "mia"?

Insufficient data.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: Nosferatu on March 05, 2007, 04:09:39 PM
Can't wait to see what the mods change the links to.

That explains it.

The chances of coincidence were small...
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on March 05, 2007, 05:10:59 PM
What's not so funny is that "mia" (in his miasea links) is the personalization of Bulimia that those diagnosed with the disorder sometimes call it. So you can imagine the not fun feeling I got when I read the bit on the antifat pill in this post.

I've never seen a fat bulimic.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: Scheherazade on March 05, 2007, 06:29:12 PM
I've never seen a fat bulimic.

I've never seen a thin one.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: Anyanka_was_framed on March 05, 2007, 06:34:28 PM
That's kinda the point.  There is no losing weight, they end up maintaining their current weight till their body shuts down from the loveliness that is the binge/purge cycle.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: pbsaurus on March 05, 2007, 06:48:16 PM
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Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: ivan on March 05, 2007, 07:45:44 PM
Folks, this particular glop of spam is specifically targetting middle-aged pot-bellied men with liver spots and erectile disfunction. Where you get bulimia out of all that beats the hell out of me.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: xolik on March 05, 2007, 10:09:37 PM
Folks, this particular glop of spam is specifically targetting middle-aged pot-bellied men with liver spots and erectile disfunction.


They sure as hell picked the right message board.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: hackess on March 05, 2007, 10:25:53 PM
They sure as hell picked the right message board.
:lol:
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: Nosferatu on March 06, 2007, 05:22:40 AM
Wait a minute... Is this (http://www.bizb.com) a coincidence or what?
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: milifist on March 06, 2007, 08:11:15 AM
That is not our BizB’s site, if that is what you’re wondering. Our BizB is Peter from Toledo, not Bashar from Kuwait.

By the way BizB, that’s some nice tile work! +1

Of course, most of the flooring guys I know just put a spacer on each corner and grout over’em.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: BizB on March 06, 2007, 11:18:18 AM
Thanks!

I hate those little fucking spacers.  In the pictar...
(http://www.bizb.biz/images/2007-03-02/2007030201.jpg)
...we were just laying out the tiles so that we could cut the edge tiles.  Which, of course, we had to cut again once we set the tiles in the thinset.  Spacers... ugh. When my brother wasn't standing over my shoulder watching (most of the time he wasn't) as we set the tiles, I didn't use them.    He'll never know the difference... unless he thinks my spacer-free work looks better - which it does.  We finished the first step last night.  Next... grout.  UGH.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: dcrog on March 06, 2007, 12:09:36 PM
I like the round plastic spacers with a cross on one side and a straight bar on the other.  You just set them at the corners that way and they space adjoining pieces.

(http://images.lowes.com/product/converted/645382/645382000066md.jpg)

As far as grouting in our bathroom, I let the wife get an education on that.   :-D

It cost a few extra bags of grout when she mixed up too much at a time but saved me a lot of work.   :-o

Nice work Biz.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: pbsaurus on March 06, 2007, 12:43:49 PM
My wife does all that stuff anyway.  I only jump in when she starts screaming and throwing things.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: ivan on March 06, 2007, 12:46:07 PM
Good job, BizB!

Now I have a strong urge to post pictures of the recent kitchen remodel work. I used a dremmel tool mini circular saw attachment to cut Formica. It burned and smelled really bad.

Then this past weekend I primed and painted 13 4' x 8' panels that will be used to replace deteriorating siding. First, two coats of Zinssers, then a coat of color. That smelled pretty bad too.

On the bright side, my sense of smell is back!
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: BizB on March 06, 2007, 01:39:01 PM
Had my brother not cut off the tip of his thumb, I probably wouldn't have been involved with this project at all.

Hell, the list of things that need to be done at my house includes:
Prep the walls in the hall and paint
Sand the floors in my son's old room
Fix the light fixture in BBCK's closet
Fix the light fixture in my closet
Paint the exterior of the house
Level the driveway (hire someone)
Paint the basement walls
Seal the deck
Affix the fire-bricks to the fire-pit with mortar
Caulk the bathtub
Put the switch covers on the outlets in the kitchen
Install new heater registers (Impossible task because nobody sells 10X14 inch registers


...good Bob that's a depressing list.

Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: BizB on March 06, 2007, 01:39:55 PM
How appropriate!  A spam thread titled, "make a woman fall in love with you" has turned into a discussion about home repairs.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: ivan on March 06, 2007, 01:43:45 PM
How appropriate!  A spam thread titled, "make a woman fall in love with you" has turned into a discussion about home repairs.

Works for me!

(And I will not compile my list... I don't want to end the morning in despair.)
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: pbsaurus on March 06, 2007, 01:52:07 PM
We need to paint the exterior of the house pretty soon.  We're also going to need to replace the remaining winders (we've changed out four so far).  Plus Sandy wants to swap the closets between Ian's room and the office, plus she wants to put a pocket door in the office.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: Evonus on March 06, 2007, 03:54:51 PM
Aw damn, this spam looked promising.  :cry:
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: Scheherazade on March 06, 2007, 03:56:01 PM
Aw damn, this spam looked promising.  :cry:

Awww...we love you! (We = women)
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: dcrog on March 06, 2007, 04:58:57 PM
How appropriate!  A spam thread titled, "make a woman fall in love with you" has turned into a discussion about home repairs.

Home Improvement

Womens like the do it yourself type.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: xolik on March 06, 2007, 06:28:49 PM
Womens like the do it yourself type.

Especially when they have a headache...
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on March 06, 2007, 06:30:17 PM
Especially when they have a headache...

+1! :lol:
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: milifist on March 06, 2007, 07:24:12 PM
Install new heater registers (Impossible task because nobody sells 10X14 inch registers

10X14?

Difficult, expensive, but not impossible.

Some hvac supply places will sell that sort of stuff to end consumers. I think Johnstone Supply (http://www.johnstonesupply.com/) does, but I don't know for sure (the place around here does, but that doesn't mean other places will). The places that do sell to end consumers charge alot more. A 10X14 return register will wholesale for around $40 and retail for over $100 easily. Suppliers don't like home owners doing things for themselves.

Now, these places will usually sell to any business. Depending on Ohio law, you might be able to just get a business liscense (and fed. EIN) and get the registers wholesale. It might be a lot of paper work, but it would probably be cheaper.

You could always call your local HVAC contractor. That would be really expensive.

And if you get desperate, you could always buy'em from me (I think it would be something like $40.40 + s/h).  :-)
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: BizB on March 06, 2007, 08:59:46 PM
I think I'll make the register openings smaller with some plaster-board and fit a smaller register in the hole.
I don't understand why they're so freaking expensive.  It's not like they're designer registers or anything. 

See...(click for full size)
(http://www.bizb.biz/cam_dump/200703062055431_t.jpg) (http://www.bizb.biz/cam_dump/200703062055431.jpg)

I can get cheap-o registers just like that at Home Depot for $14, as long as they're 6X4 or 8X12 or myriad other sizes that don't fit the opening.

Oh, that's my kitchen floor, there. That was my first tile-job.  Not bad if I do say so myself.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: milifist on March 06, 2007, 09:14:40 PM
Ah, I see. I thought you were talking about in-floor registers. Side wall grilles are much cheaper, but really, really hard to get at that size.

Definitely, go with resizing the holes.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: ivan on March 09, 2007, 04:13:31 PM
Hey! For the first time in WEEKS I noticed I had a private message!

It was from a couple of days ago, but I didn't notice the little "1" next to "MY MESSAGES" until just a minute ago.

I thought FINALLY, SOMEONE has something to say to me in private!

Unfortunately, it was this:

I don't know you so I don't know if you're trying to be offensive, trying to be funny, or what, but I explained my post to you.  The links weren't changed yet.  If you can understand who the ads were geared towards, you must have seen the links at some point, which makes your resulting posts appear ignorant and immature.  If that's not what you were trying to go for, whatever, just don't go on about things you know nothing about.

You're right, dear.

You don't know me.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: 12AX7 on March 09, 2007, 04:16:14 PM
HA!  "MOCKOBCKOE!!!!"



In time, you will love him, Anyanka.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: ivan on March 09, 2007, 04:16:58 PM
HA!  "MOCKOBCKOE!!!!"


Yeah, I thought of that right away.  :oops:

Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: 12AX7 on March 09, 2007, 04:18:59 PM
Heh.. well, that was my error; taking something online seriously - whatever it is.  Supposed to be.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: ivan on March 09, 2007, 04:20:52 PM
No. I was an asshole. That episode made me a better person.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: 12AX7 on March 09, 2007, 04:24:27 PM
I didn't say you weren't an asshole. But I really shoulda remember the point of entire site; and not taken things so seriously. I have much more fun unseriously, seriously.
(No; Im not trying to be Serious.)
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: pbsaurus on March 09, 2007, 04:31:47 PM
Because you can't be Serious
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: 12AX7 on March 09, 2007, 04:33:12 PM
I could be FaReal, though.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: pbsaurus on March 09, 2007, 06:23:54 PM
You mean it's not taken yet?
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: hackess on March 09, 2007, 09:34:16 PM
/me preemptively bans FaReal
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: 12AX7 on March 09, 2007, 10:09:47 PM
/me sells FaReal's stem cells.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on March 09, 2007, 10:13:20 PM
*Tachyon buys the stem cells to create his own Shakey's Pizza.
Title: Re: make a woman fall in love with you
Post by: 12AX7 on March 09, 2007, 10:15:16 PM
Now THAT's Real pizza!