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Title: Busted noodles
Post by: 12AX7 on May 20, 2008, 08:42:36 PM: Weird Tingly Feeling, seriously (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2860251.html?menu=)
I knew drinking and driving was frowned upon...
Title: Re: Busted noodles
Post by: Chris on May 20, 2008, 10:13:52 PM: I once saw a guy drive away from my restaurant eating a platter with a fork and a knife. But this just takes the cake. He's riding a scooter!
Title: Re: Busted noodles
Post by: jimmi on May 20, 2008, 10:28:26 PM: Asians have the best ideas, Americans have to get into this new fad..
Title: Re: Busted noodles
Post by: 12AX7 on May 20, 2008, 11:30:48 PM: Quote from: jimmi on May 20, 2008, 10:28:26 PM
Asians have the best ideas, Americans have to get into this new fad..
I thought you were all about blacks. Or do you mean a young, Asian Will Smith?
Title: Re: Busted noodles
Post by: xolik on May 21, 2008, 12:25:32 AM: Quote from: jimmi on May 20, 2008, 10:28:26 PM
Asians have the best ideas, Americans have to get into this new fad..

What the hell? I'm American and I've been sucking on noodles while driving LONG before this guy.
Title: Re: Busted noodles
Post by: Wunderkind on May 21, 2008, 12:41:01 AM: Quote from: xolik on May 21, 2008, 12:25:32 AM
What the hell? I'm American and I've been sucking on noodles while driving LONG before this guy.

+1 for making me snort while laughing at work.

That's one I haven't heard before.
Title: Re: Busted noodles
Post by: BizB on May 21, 2008, 06:36:51 AM: I once saw a guy on a crotch rocket talking on his cell phone while he was driving on the expressway. No helmet of course. And, he was going 15mph slower than the traffic around him, but 50mph faster than he should have been going.
Title: Re: Busted noodles
Post by: Socrates on May 21, 2008, 06:52:03 AM: I had someone come flying down the on ramp and cut me off in traffic going into Providence one morning.

She was driving a black Mercedes and had a styrofoam take out container she was holding with one hand at the level of the airbag. With her other hand she was shoveling food into her mouth with a plastic fork. After being in front of me just long enough for me to notice all this she proceeded to cut her way across to the "fast" lane. No directionals and shoveling food the entire time.

I've seen some stupid drivers but she has first prize at the moment for me.

The guys on crotch rockets doing wheelies with no helmets and passing me while I'm going 75 come a close second. Especially since it's always windy here on the coast and you can see them hit a section of highway with crosswinds and frantically try to regain their balance.
Title: Re: Busted noodles
Post by: TheJudge on May 21, 2008, 06:59:19 AM: Quote from: xolik on May 21, 2008, 12:25:32 AM
I'm American

WHAT???? I though you were British! You know... because of all the fag sucking.

*Runs*
Title: Re: Busted noodles
Post by: Dark Shade on May 21, 2008, 09:05:42 AM: (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/Dark_Shade_99/roflmao.gif)

This thread's made my morning, thanks guys!
Title: Re: Busted noodles
Post by: The_FOO on May 21, 2008, 10:55:36 AM: Quote from: Dark Shade on May 21, 2008, 09:05:42 AM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/Dark_Shade_99/roflmao.gif)

This thread's made my morning, thanks guys!

Ditto that. Thems was some class comments
Title: Re: Busted noodles
Post by: reimero on May 21, 2008, 01:20:38 PM: Xolik wins teh intarweb. End of game.
Title: Re: Busted noodles
Post by: Stitch on May 22, 2008, 05:34:25 AM: Heh, it's always good to have a laugh before work.