My name is Pierre. I come to have sex with your family.

Bahaha That is one of my favorites that never gets quoted.



And pears can fuck off too. B/c they're gorgeous little beasts, but they're ripe for HALF AN HOUR... and you're never there!

No, no... don't ripen yet, don't ripen yet. Wait 'til he goes out of the rooooom... Ripen, now, now, NOW!


Definite Article is a good one too. As much as I don't want to claim that his cross-dressing is that big a part of his schtick, it's always a little sad when he's w/out make-up. I guess b/c he's pretty physical & it sort of accents facial expressions & such.

Love him.

Seriously,

I just bought a unicycle.

Wat Teh Fug

I feel like it's one of those things that you'll always be happy you own... Maybe? I don't know. There are certainly internet buys you could be more ashamed of. 

Ya gonna take that bad boy off-road?

The whole comic thing? I didn't get it. I cringed, but that was about it and my volume was on full blast. I think I'm broken.

Nah. you're just not a weenie. 

Chocolate covered Oreos are pretty amazing.

I'm a fan of oatmeal raisin cookies. Though you can never go wrong w/chocolate chip.

Frank also co-created Cartoon Dump, an on-line video series that makes fun of childrens' cartoon TV shows, and features some godawful cartoons from the past. Once a month, Frank and the troup perform a live version of Cartoon Dump at the Steve Allen Theater in LA. Since my entire family are MST3K/CT fans, this will be a family excursion in the near future -- especially after we found out that Joel has recently joined the live theater cast!

I'll definitely be finding him in the Twitterverse!

I'd never heard of Cartoon Dump until you mentioned it. Looks like I would have found out about it if I'd perused the the Rifftrax forums. I see you can buy the episodes. Another MST3K-related addiction is fine by me!

I didn't get into MST3K 'til I could grasp @ least 50% of the humor (around age ten), but since then, I've been hooked. Didn't catch Frank, Joel, etc. when they originally aired, which is just as well, b/c I was a little older/wiser by the time I caught the bulk of the series. I have all the box sets & I actually received a Tom Servo replica a couple Christmases ago. Heh That may be more sad than cool... not really sure. I have a handful of friends/family who enjoy the series. That I can geek out w/people on here about it, too, makes me giddy.



So Member #939, is it? What are these stories I hear of? 

When this movie comes out for download I have intentions of MST3King it so if you just wait until then you can get both at once!

I'm definitely intrigued!

I just had my first Rifftrax Live experience a week ago. Sooo good. There was a great turnout too. I'm a big MST3K fan & rarely meet anyone who appreciates it, so it was pretty cool to be surrounded by others.

I'm pure evil.  It's nice.  You should try it.

Hmm... like ol' Bill Shakespeare wrote: The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones - yet they should always be charitable to the wait staff, lest they masticate venison previously spat upon.




Something like that.

Pretty hair!

I appreciate the turn this thread has taken.

Your pants are definitely sassy.  I'll give you that...

Heh

It has been known to get me into trouble. I use it for good though, I swear!

If you've built a lot of computers, chances are you have no idea how to rub anyone the right way.

...zing? 

Bahahaha

Humblebrag. I like it. 

Me? Pretentious? Never gotten that before.... Pretentious is a mix of pride and, well, pride. I said that you cannot dampen my spirits, is that because they are prideful? Absolutely not! It is because I really don't care what people say about me, i know who i am and that's really all that matters......

Having 'nosehair clippers' does not make you a n00b... Using them pretending you are a geek, zing! that's it....

It is because I condescend n00bs that makes me sensitive.... I don't like n00bs because they aren't geeks... does that mean that I ONLY like geeks? Absolutely not! I don't like n00bs because they, well, it is hard to explain..... thanks for the welcome, Vic! I do differentiate n00bs from geeks, and generally avoid the n00bs unless one starts a conversation.

I'm confused. So what qualifies one as a geek? B/c the way I see it, there are more than just computer geeks. I'm getting the vibe that that is the only type you recognize.

You're surprised anyone would accuse you of being pretentious, yet it sounds like you're no stranger to hasty assumptions, given that your introduction implies you think yourself superior to everyone else your own age. Maybe that's just me. You claim you don't get along w/other teens (except for one other worthy geek), yet you claim that it's not b/c they're not geeks? What is it then? I can't imagine that "people pretending to be geeks when they aren't" is that much of a problem when you're in intermediate high school. Just how many of these geek posers have you come into contact with? Taking into account, of course, that having a lot of nosehair clippers & knowing how to use them doesn't mean a person thinks themself a geek. And so what if they do? The term has gotten pretty loose over the years. Can't a "nOOb" just be a burgeoning geek...?

Anyway.

There's nothing wrong w/being proud of one's "geeky" status, but starting off w/"are there any real geeks here? B/c I'm tired of nOObs," is going to rub people the wrong way, regardless of how many computers they have or haven't built.