Impossible!

The whole point of check mate is that you will win in your next turn.

Because one of the basic rules of chess is that you can't pass your turn and another is that you can't move into check, The game therefore comes to a stand still and must be called a draw.

I couldn't help but realise that the female in the photo appearing to be the children's mother was really just the person running the inflatable, Yet she had a hand on both of that man's ginger children.

If you were to swap the sexualities of the inflatable manager and the father in that photo I'd be screaming pedofile at the person at the back of the photo posing as the Ronald Mc'Donald spawns' parent.

Then again, what do I know? I drive a tinted Toyota Hiace with the words 'free candy' cleary painted on the sides.

Was in a car accident that ended up changing my life in such a way disney's on my ass trying to buy movie rights.

Long story short, Surgery, Rehabilitation, New Laptop (my old one was in the passenger's seat), and now I have returned with 50% more low grade wit and 25% more edgyness.

See you around.

Welcome.

Diamond or Pearl?

Lou Lou!

I apologize for the amount of questions but you asked for it and I'd hate to put a good situation to waste.

1. What sort of books do you enjoy?

2. Do you play the guitar?

3. Did you cry when Bambi's mother died?

Having to show photo ID stops wanted criminals being able to vote.

This way the Republicans will never get in again.

 

If the founding fathers didn't need an ID card, why should I?

Are you comparing yourself to the founding fathers? If so how many hits would it take for you to down Benjamin Franklin?

I am spending ALL my time at the Computer ...

Thank god, I've finally found another person who refers to their Computer as a proper noun.

Welcome 

Bible 2.0 - Y2K Compliant (now with Stylesheets!)

Commandment 11. Thou shalt not pour hot wax over the bottom of a 12 year old boy.

Do you get extremist vegetables that give other fruit a bad name?
If so why doesn't the moderate vegetables speak up against them?

Cucumbers are just vegetables?


ZING

What are your opinions about Islam claiming itself a religion of peace?

Do you agree with Lacerda and believe that they said peas and, like 12 mentioned, it was the accent that fucked it up?

This ones easy. They were never peas as it is common knowledge that peas live in a highly developed community based on using logic instead of morals. The Great Prophet Isaiah simply used to use a small empty section of the Koran as a groceries list.
You obviously never read The Courgette Code.

Hi, 'lo, my name on the internets is Clef. Appears to be missing leters, doesn't it?
 So yes, Clef it is and that is all that there is. Pick one; I go both ways, treble and
bass top bottom AC/DC is a pretty cool band but it would be cool if everything that was DC
could also be AC and plugged in to the-   ...oh wait.
 And but I will not post much; I simply want to be able to sometimes when reading threads
that aren't too old unless I have something to add per others' perspective add something.
 I am a geek who's thoughts run approximately 133⁷ times faster than it takes to
organize them for presentation, vet all suppositions, declare viability or none, translate them
to "words", send them to my fingers, and get them out for the world to observe and absorb.
I think like this:  _\ | /_  ; not like this: - - -___---___ so sometimes I fail getting an idea in
order for human mental consumption and logic. Sorry about that. I will make my best efforts.
 Good day.
 

Before I read that I wasn't mentally retarded...

Thanks.