Topic: Moron O' The day! (Read 6260 times)

hob goblin · « **on:** July 31, 2002, 10:36:23 PM »

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Demblom11: loll wat was your ip again
I Iz Asmodai: 192.168.1.103
Demblom11:
I Iz Asmodai: ok
Demblom11: loll what Os do you have?
I Iz Asmodai: Win98 SE
Demblom11: shit my program won't work on you
I Iz Asmodai: Why not
Demblom11: damnit im sry i thought you were this bitch who emailed me saying my site sucked ass notepad is for begginers and you can't hack shit with win 98
I Iz Asmodai: i dual boot thru xp and redhat
Demblom11: using notepad for html that is
I Iz Asmodai: it should work
Demblom11: yea it works on 2000 and xp
I Iz Asmodai: ok, i just said i dual boot through XP
Demblom11: ok....
I Iz Asmodai: So hack me!
Demblom11: im not going to hack you jsut piss you off
I Iz Asmodai: uh huh
Demblom11: fuck i xited prog
Demblom11: whats ip
Demblom11: loll
I Iz Asmodai: 192.168.1.103
Demblom11: there
Demblom11: ya there?
I Iz Asmodai: yea
Demblom11: did it work?
I Iz Asmodai: my screen is turning green!
I Iz Asmodai: and things are popping up
I Iz Asmodai: what the hell did you do??!
Demblom11: yea
Demblom11: loll sry
I Iz Asmodai: my mouse is going wild
Demblom11: ill stop
Demblom11: my prog
I Iz Asmodai: please please omg
Demblom11: well
Demblom11: i stoped!
I Iz Asmodai: phew
I Iz Asmodai: its going away
Demblom11: loll
Demblom11: cyaz later
I Iz Asmodai: bye.

and no, nothing happened, and yes, i know the IP i gave her was a network IP, and YES i know i can't be on multiple OS's at the same time

Al · « **Reply #1 on:** August 01, 2002, 06:50:29 PM »

Quote from: hob goblin

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Demblom11: did it work?
I Iz Asmodai: my screen is turning green!
I Iz Asmodai: and things are popping up
I Iz Asmodai: what the hell did you do??!
Demblom11: yea
Demblom11: loll sry
I Iz Asmodai: my mouse is going wild
Demblom11: ill stop
Demblom11: my prog
I Iz Asmodai: please please omg
Demblom11: well
Demblom11: i stoped!
I Iz Asmodai: phew
I Iz Asmodai: its going away

ha ha. that little act was very convincing

Demosthenes · « **Reply #2 on:** August 01, 2002, 07:26:18 PM »

My "moron of the day" today is this dumbass from Hackernetwork.

Here is a summary of his short-but-pointless life on HN:

Elfgecko: Hi. I'm a cocky newbie. I'm really smart.
HN Regulars: Um, okay. Welcome.
Elfgecko: (says something funny)
HN Regulars: Laf!
Elfgecko: (says something really stupid, then insults a regular)
HN Regulars: Don't act so stupid. Dumbass.
Elfgecko: Don't call me a dumbass. That's rude.
HN Regulars: Then don't act like one. (moves on)

Days later

Elfgecko: (still whining about being called a dumbass)
HN Regulars: Get over yourself. Lighten up. Say something funny again.
Elfgecko: (posts thread, whining about how mean everyone is to him) Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!

HN Regulars: Weird Tingly Feeling is your problem? Grow the fuck up. Now you're not only a dumbass, but you're a whiny little bitch too.
Elfgecko: You guys are all big meanies. Waaaah! I'm gonna leave now.
HN Regulars: Well, we thought you had promise, but you're obviously just a self-centered, whiny, little bitch. Stay or go. We don't care.
Elfgecko: Waaaaaah. You guys are so mean. Everyone else on the internet is nice, and polite, and they all kiss my ass. You guys are meanies though. Waaaaaaaah. I'm leaving for good now.
HN Regulars: Fine. Go already.
Elfgecko: No, I really mean it. You guys are all so mean. I'm gonna go now, really.
HN Regulars: (yawning) You're still here?
Demosthenes: (*BAN*) Dumbass.

Jon · « **Reply #3 on:** August 01, 2002, 07:43:07 PM »

Who did he insult? I know Evil voices insulted me. Was he banned as well?

Demosthenes · « **Reply #4 on:** August 01, 2002, 08:00:00 PM »

Evil Voices hasn't been banned, though if he keeps acting like a whiny little bitch he will be. I don't like that shit. Fucking weak-ass crybaby routines are one guaranteed way to bring me from zero to pissed in two posts or less. I have no sympathy for people that apparently feel that the only way they can get attention is to have everybody fawning over them in one way or another.

Elfgecko got pretty rude with Daria, pretty much for no reason at all (he claims he was "just being funny") and then he got all weepy because everyone jumped on his shit for lipping off like that.

Goddamn kids these days. Think everything should be handed to them on a silver platter or something.

Anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** August 01, 2002, 08:15:16 PM »

Like I said, "attention whores". Do you have any idea what these people must be like in real life? That must be horrible.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #6 on:** August 01, 2002, 08:19:06 PM »

Quote from: Chris

Like I said, "attention whores". Do you have any idea what these people must be like in real life? That must be horrible.

[/i]Me me me me! Everyone pay attention to MEEEEEEE!

Waaaaaah. Nobody's paying attention to me. I'll act like a baby then.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Now everyone's being mean to me! Why? WHY oh why oh why doesn't everyone LOVE ME? Waaaaaaah!

Etc.

I think that sums it up. At least on the internet they aren't in any danger of being slapped for real. In person I'd have a hard time controlling such impulses....

Anonymous · « **Reply #7 on:** August 01, 2002, 08:23:11 PM »

Don't you sometimes just want to hurt your computer?

Demosthenes · « **Reply #8 on:** August 01, 2002, 08:24:25 PM »

Quote from: Chris

Don't you sometimes just want to hurt your computer?

[/i]Yes, but that's only because it locks up on me.

LFD · « **Reply #9 on:** August 01, 2002, 09:12:43 PM »

here is my moron of the day

[qoute]
Old guy: Hey I would like a ham and cheese sandwhich on the burning hot fresh out of the oven deli roll

Me: Ok, *burns hand* *fixes sandwhich*, ok what would you like on this?

Old guy: Lettuce, tomato, extra pickles, your horseradish sauce and lots of banana peppers.

Me: *finishes sandwich raps it, puts it in bag*

Old guy: And I want this to be a kids meal

Me: We are all out of toys right now sir, instead would you like a double cookie.

Old guy: No toys, "she won't like this then" *turns around without a second thought and leaves!*

Me: ummm, ok.....

[/qoute]

I burned my hand for this guy!!!! I gave him twice as many pickles and lots of banana peppers then he wastes a perfectly good sandwich and won't pay because he can't get a lousy 2 inch toy what the fuck!! he doesn't even say sorry, he just leaves. the bastard, I wanted to go chase after him and kick his ass (but I was on the clock) I wanna seem him try that shit, after I clock out, I would go shove that sandwich up his ass.

The Moron....

Demosthenes · « **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2002, 09:26:11 PM »

Quote from: LFD

here is my moron of the day

[qoute]
Old guy: Hey I would like a ham and cheese sandwhich on the burning hot fresh out of the oven deli roll

Me: Ok, *burns hand* *fixes sandwhich*, ok what would you like on this?

Old guy: Lettuce, tomato, extra pickles, your horseradish sauce and lots of banana peppers.

Me: *finishes sandwich raps it, puts it in bag*

Old guy: And I want this to be a kids meal

Me: We are all out of toys right now sir, instead would you like a double cookie.

Old guy: No toys, "she won't like this then" *turns around without a second thought and leaves!*

Me: ummm, ok.....

[/qoute]

I burned my hand for this guy!!!! I gave him twice as many pickles and lots of banana peppers then he wastes a perfectly good sandwich and won't pay because he can't get a lousy 2 inch toy what the fuck!! he doesn't even say sorry, he just leaves. the bastard, I wanted to go chase after him and kick his ass (but I was on the clock) I wanna seem him try that shit, after I clock out, I would go shove that sandwich up his ass.

The Moron....

And that is why I don't work with the public. On the clock or not, I fear that I probably would have shoved that sandwich up his ass, had that happened to me. I hate people.

Anonymous · « **Reply #11 on:** August 01, 2002, 09:31:12 PM »

So does that mean you also hate people that are working behind the counter? You know, the kind that makes an honest mistake?

LFD · « **Reply #12 on:** August 01, 2002, 09:36:19 PM »

Thanks Demo, that made me feel better/

Demosthenes · « **Reply #13 on:** August 01, 2002, 10:36:59 PM »

Quote from: Chris

So does that mean you also hate people that are working behind the counter? You know, the kind that makes an honest mistake?

An honest mistake is one thing. I'm nothing if not a forgiving man.

But do it again and I take my business elsewhere.

I assume you are referring to something like this:

Me: (at McDonalds drive-thru) I'd like a double cheeseburger with no ketchup and a filet of fish sandwich.

*pays for food, gets bag of food, drives all the way back to work*

*opens bag. Finds big mac and large fries in bag.*

That scenario happened to me three or four times in one month from a particular McDonalds in my area, so I stopped going to that one because I hate getting pissed off over my lunch hour. The other McDonalds I started going to instead has never gotten an order wrong yet, plus they are about twice as fast.

It all comes down to service. And I know what that's like... I used to bartend, and while I bartended at Applebee's I used to have to run food out to hungry, stupid idiots all the time because Applebee's figures "bartenders are just waiters too".

Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** August 01, 2002, 10:43:01 PM »

Uh... So Demo, why didn't you pull up and then check the order before you went ALL the way back to work?

Demosthenes · « **Reply #15 on:** August 01, 2002, 11:07:23 PM »

Because at the time I took only as long a lunch as necessary, so I was usually in a tremendous rush. And that's a pain in the ass. In my opinion, I shouldn't have to stop and check my order every single time, because I don't consider it too much to ask to get what I order.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #16 on:** August 01, 2002, 11:18:51 PM »

Wow, Demosthenes - that was a stunningly accurate representation. I read through all those threads again earlier today, and that was the impression I got...

Dammit...I wants me my ban powers.

Hey, maybe if I whine enough, then I'll get some! Yeah, that sounds like the best idea!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2002, 11:43:42 AM »

Quote from: Lacerda

Wow, Demosthenes - that was a stunningly accurate representation. I read through all those threads again earlier today, and that was the impression I got...

Dammit...I wants me my ban powers.

Hey, maybe if I whine enough, then I'll get some! Yeah, that sounds like the best idea!

[/i]Just start a thread whining about how Crazy Greek doesn't like you, and has only made you a Mod in name to taunt you and make you cry... and that nobody else likes you either. Then I bet you'd see some banning powers!

Anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** August 02, 2002, 11:48:13 AM »

What do you think goes on in the "Mod's Corner" forum here? Ok, ok, ok, well we don't have massive amounts of threads about mods being able to ban. I think I worked on that feature after both Lacerda and LFD wanted to be able to ban people the first time around. To my delight it wasn't that hard to install the scripts to let them do it.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #19 on:** August 02, 2002, 12:02:08 PM »

Quote from: Chris

What do you think goes on in the "Mod's Corner" forum here? Ok, ok, ok, well we don't have massive amounts of threads about mods being able to ban. I think I worked on that feature after both Lacerda and LFD wanted to be able to ban people the first time around. To my delight it wasn't that hard to install the scripts to let them do it.

I just know you guys are talking about us in there.

Anonymous · « **Reply #20 on:** August 02, 2002, 12:08:34 PM »

Actually, you'll be quite surprised. All of the stuff that we have discussed in there has been about the site and ideas for the site. We haven't started talking about any of the members. Yet.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #21 on:** August 02, 2002, 01:28:53 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes

Quote from: Lacerda
Wow, Demosthenes - that was a stunningly accurate representation. I read through all those threads again earlier today, and that was the impression I got...

Dammit...I wants me my ban powers.

Hey, maybe if I whine enough, then I'll get some! Yeah, that sounds like the best idea!

[/i]Just start a thread whining about how Crazy Greek doesn't like you, and has only made you a Mod in name to taunt you and make you cry... and that nobody else likes you either. Then I bet you'd see some banning powers!

Hey, what a great idea! You're the best, Demo!

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #22 on:** August 02, 2002, 01:29:47 PM »

Quote from: Chris

Actually, you'll be quite surprised. All of the stuff that we have discussed in there has been about the site and ideas for the site. We haven't started talking about any of the members. Yet.

Yeah, speaking of which, you know what really pisses me off about Demosthenes? He's always thinking about what he posts first and making sense. Who does that?

Demosthenes · « **Reply #23 on:** August 02, 2002, 02:52:40 PM »

Quote from: Lacerda

Quote from: Chris
Actually, you'll be quite surprised. All of the stuff that we have discussed in there has been about the site and ideas for the site. We haven't started talking about any of the members. Yet.

Yeah, speaking of which, you know what really pisses me off about Demosthenes? He's always thinking about what he posts first and making sense. Who does that?

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