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« Reply #200 on: April 14, 2005, 02:46:54 AM »
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Why were you standing on the bed anyway?


It was a short cut, I know I know, if my mother had been there I wouldn't have done it, but she wasn't and I am an adult now so I did. And it all went horribly wrong.

Listen carefully children, there is a lesson to be learned there, but I am too old to learn it.
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« Reply #201 on: April 20, 2005, 10:53:12 PM »
This is my GIRLFRIEND's dog



bark bark bark



SHUT UP DOG
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« Reply #202 on: April 21, 2005, 07:09:07 AM »
I hope the girlfriend is worth putting up with a little yippy dog.
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« Reply #203 on: April 21, 2005, 09:24:32 AM »
Ahh yes.  Another maniacal Lacerda pic to add to my collection.

Almost ready for phase 6.  Almost.......
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« Reply #204 on: April 21, 2005, 09:44:17 AM »
He does always have that "caught in the middle of an evil laugh" look doesn't he?
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« Reply #205 on: April 21, 2005, 10:50:02 AM »
I think it's because he's just always laughing evilly.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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« Reply #206 on: April 21, 2005, 11:51:26 AM »


...and you little yippy dog, too!
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« Reply #207 on: April 21, 2005, 11:58:55 AM »
Maybe my non-stop evil laughter is why that dog is always running away from me...
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« Reply #208 on: April 21, 2005, 01:55:58 PM »
Well, come to think of it, that may well be the answer to a number of other questions you keep asking yourself....
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« Reply #209 on: April 21, 2005, 02:38:02 PM »
We just got a new puppy.  Her name is Scooter and she's a muttley.
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« Reply #210 on: April 23, 2005, 03:00:53 AM »
I'm having a shitty enough month, that I'm beginning to fantasize about what sound someone's nose would make as I drove it up into their brain.  I feel better just having "said that out loud".
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« Reply #211 on: April 26, 2005, 03:57:58 PM »
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« Reply #212 on: April 26, 2005, 04:04:38 PM »
Awwwwwww.


So.  Whom do you think gets to be the catcher?
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« Reply #213 on: April 26, 2005, 05:05:36 PM »
The one in the dress?
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« Reply #214 on: April 26, 2005, 08:09:36 PM »
Out of that union?

My guess would be the American Taxpayer.

As per usual.

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« Reply #215 on: April 26, 2005, 08:30:15 PM »
L O fucking L.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #216 on: April 29, 2005, 12:43:52 PM »
The ironing is delicious.


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« Reply #217 on: April 29, 2005, 01:00:25 PM »
That's awesome!   :lol:
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« Reply #218 on: April 29, 2005, 01:05:54 PM »
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« Reply #219 on: April 29, 2005, 01:44:51 PM »
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« Reply #220 on: April 29, 2005, 02:12:36 PM »
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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/04/26/eveningnews/main691106.shtml


Quote from asshat Alabama politican in article "But in book after book, Allen reads what he calls the "homosexual agenda,"
and he's alarmed. "

What the hell kind of book is he reading?  Playgirl?
and Why does he keep reading them if he doesn't like them?
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« Reply #221 on: April 29, 2005, 02:46:33 PM »
what is a homosexual agenda?

for that matter.
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« Reply #222 on: April 29, 2005, 04:41:10 PM »
I know, Weird Tingly Feeling is that supposed to mean to us?

Militant redecorating?
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« Reply #223 on: April 29, 2005, 05:26:55 PM »
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what is a homosexual agenda?


An excellent question! I remember asking the same thing when I whet down to the local recuritment center to get my fag papers signed. If I ever dig up the pamphlet they gave me (Along with the standard issue: How to subvert the minds of Christian children into becomeing crack-whore ass slaves) I'll post it later.
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« Reply #224 on: April 30, 2005, 07:47:47 PM »
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what is a homosexual agenda?


An excellent question! I remember asking the same thing when I whet down to the local recuritment center to get my fag papers signed. If I ever dig up the pamphlet they gave me (Along with the standard issue: How to subvert the minds of Christian children into becomeing crack-whore ass slaves) I'll post it later.


Is that the one with the logo that looks like 2 sets of balls touching?

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