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« on: July 10, 2005, 11:07:40 PM »

yep thats me  :P i'm a computer geek from alaska
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2005, 09:05:01 AM »

buuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr where in Alaska?
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2005, 10:57:15 AM »

anchorage :D its nice right now in the summer :)
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2005, 04:14:02 PM »

Wow, isn't putting electrical wires through igloo walls dangerous? Hehe, just kidding. I know that not all people up north live in igloos and ride polarbears to work. :wink:
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2005, 04:34:25 PM »

well, everyone in Lancaster PA (where I'm from) Is Amish and we have no electricity!  I have to access the Internet through telepathy
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2005, 04:39:48 PM »

THEY DON'T!!!??!1111

OMFG THAT GuY TrICKeD Me!!!??!!?!11111

my 100 DOLLERRS!!!!??


(On a side note, some people still imagine that Hawaii is a) 1 Island, b) Full of grass shacks, c) Full of people doing the hula and nothing else
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2005, 04:40:03 PM »

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well, everyone in Lancaster PA (where I'm from) Is Amish and we have no electricity!  I have to access the Internet through telepathy


Wow.... so what kinda throughput you getting with that?
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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2005, 04:43:45 PM »

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well, everyone in Lancaster PA


My dad grew up in PA, most of his family still lives there actually.

We went there a few weeks ago, near Harrisburg, and it had to be the most boring thing I had ever done. I guess I truly am a 'city slicker' but riding ATVs doesn't appeal to me.

Shooting off the crossbow...that was pretty fun.

Actually being acurate with it? Priceless...
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2005, 06:08:43 PM »

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well, everyone in Lancaster PA (where I'm from) Is Amish and we have no electricity!  I have to access the Internet through telepathy


Wow.... so what kinda throughput you getting with that?

Well, ya see, it is limited by the human mind, and that is the most powerful computer ever (because God was the biggest geek ever!) so, I can actually download all that is connected to the Internet instantly!  Unfortunately, like Jack O'neill, it takes a LOT longer to process than to download!
(for those non Stargate Geeks, sorry, you just can't get it!)
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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2005, 09:55:08 AM »

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(because God was the biggest geek ever!)

meh... i don't think he really obsessed enough about anything to be a geek exactly. he sort of flitted about, not really concentrating on one thing at a time.

hence the platypus.
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« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2005, 10:29:17 AM »

Well, ya see, that's what's kewl... he has so much brain power that he can fully concentrate on millions of things all in an instant... after all, he created all of existance in 6 days!
(this thread has been officially hijacked)
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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2005, 10:32:25 AM »

somehow i dont see god having an obsession.

he built the earth, sure*, but got bored of it after seven days and went off and did something else! i imagine as a kid, god's cupboards must have been full of toys he'd only played with once.



* i dont believe in god to tell the truth so im not sure why im making this point anyway...
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« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2005, 10:16:00 PM »

HAH ya'll hijacked my alaska thread! :P

but i always tell people i got salmon hanging from my totem pole and that instead of a horse i ride a moose :P
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« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2005, 11:48:34 PM »

I ate moose once. Prefer buffalo though. Tangier.
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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2005, 12:12:17 AM »

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but i always tell people i got salmon hanging from my totem pole

Somehow...  the way that came across... is disturbing...
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« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2005, 07:54:03 AM »

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but i always tell people i got salmon hanging from my totem pole

Somehow...  the way that came across... is disturbing...


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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2005, 11:27:30 AM »

eeeeeeeeeeew :P
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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2005, 06:15:17 PM »

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but i always tell people i got salmon hanging from my totem pole

Somehow...  the way that came across... is disturbing...




That pole would smell pretty fishy, eh?

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« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2005, 03:31:32 AM »

Definatley puts a twist on "fish-n-pole"...

"...is that a Zebco? Or you just happy to see me?"  :P
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« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2005, 08:29:46 AM »

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Definatley puts a twist on "fish-n-pole"...

"...is that a Zebco? Or you just happy to see me?"  :P


Heh heh heh.

Maybe it's a Pocket Fisherman.  :P
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« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2005, 10:17:55 AM »

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
I can't belieeeeeeeve you put that in your sig :P
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« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2005, 10:27:26 AM »

Oh you have no idea.
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« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2005, 10:34:57 AM »

How old are you, anyway, n00b?
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« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2005, 10:40:14 AM »

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« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2005, 02:55:58 PM »

Everytime I read the word pole, I can't help but think of Mr. Needles with his HVE.