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« on: September 25, 2005, 09:21:05 PM »
Hello, everybody. My name is Chloe. I found out I was a geek in 5th grade when I overheard some girls making fun of my sweatsuit/turtleneck combo. I turn 20 in November- still a geek, more self-aware, hesitant to wear both sweats and turtlenecks. I like console games of all type (Zelda, Soul Calibur 2, Super Mario Bros, God of War, SSX, Wrestlemania), books and movies with awkward protagonists, bad action movies (kung fu to mobster), 'toons, and tunes.

This is me, for lack of a more accurate picture. That's my Hitler friend, Matt, in the background.
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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2005, 10:06:30 PM »
Welcome to the Geekery.

I would say help yourself to any refreshments, but judging by the red cup in your hands, I see you have already found the keg.

Enjoy!

Want some questions?

Who would win in a fight...
Batman or spiderman?
Jet Li or Bruce Lee?
Ghandi or Buddha?

Also...
How many licks does it take YOU to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2005, 10:49:16 PM »
1) Batman would beat Spiderman. Fighting's his thing. Spiderman's defense would keep him busy for a while, but you gotta win at your own thing.

2) Bruce Lee would beat Jet Li. His body was a fighting machine. I don't know if you mean Bruce in his prime or just his reanimated corpse, but either way, it's a shoo-in.

3) Ba dum Ch!

4) I don't lick Tootsie Pops, I just cram the whole thing in my mouth.
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2005, 11:33:23 PM »
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I don't lick, I just cram the whole thing in my mouth.

 :shock:  Sounds like my kind of woman  :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2005, 07:55:36 AM »
You look beautiful , do you want to become my second wife?
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2005, 08:19:59 AM »
You forgot to ask who would win if they were superheros, George Washington or Alexander Hamilton.

Welcome to the geekery.
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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2005, 01:56:08 PM »
Welcome Chloe.
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2005, 04:02:11 PM »
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I don't lick, I just cram the whole thing in my mouth.

 :shock:  Sounds like my kind of woman  :lol:


And afterwards, I masticate.
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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2005, 04:16:17 PM »
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Quote from: chloe
I don't lick, I just cram the whole thing in my mouth.

 :shock:  Sounds like my kind of woman  :lol:


And afterwards, I masticate.
I never say this, but LOL. Seriously.

Welcome to The Geekery.
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2005, 07:43:46 PM »
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Quote from: GenStyx
Quote from: chloe
I don't lick, I just cram the whole thing in my mouth.

 :shock:  Sounds like my kind of woman  :lol:


And afterwards, I masticate.


Did anyone else read that as










































matriculate?
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2005, 09:04:48 AM »
I read that as "masonite".

Welcome to teh Geekery (OMFGLOL) Chloe.

So are you a sock-shoe-sock-shoe type of person, or a sock-sock-shoe-shoe?
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2005, 10:17:02 AM »
Welcome!
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