Topic: Transformed geek! (Read 6668 times)

zortan · « **on:** August 08, 2006, 12:43:10 PM »

Hey ppl, I’m totally the new geek in the block.
My fellow geek who is a student in Manchester give me the number for this guy who is a style consultant. So I took the plunge and gave this guy a call, we met up at star bucks in Manchester. This dude was cool I actually felt cool walking along side him anyway within 2hrs 30mins he totally transformed the way I look, from my hair to my clothes. I looked in the mirror at the end of this transformation and I had to slap myself, I couldn't believe the guy in the mirror was really meeeee. This new look has totally boosted my confidence. He also gave me tips on how to talk to non geek women, you know the do's and the don'ts.
So I went out the following week end, I was in a bar with my sister's boyfriend I remained calm and remembered everything he told me and OH MY GOD!! Chicks were smiling at me, they were coming over to me and talking to me in all my years I have never had the confidence to ask a hot chick for her number that night I left with 3! Thanks to this dude I have finally realised what I have been deprived of. I was in heaven! Fellow male geeks you are missing out on so much just imagine how much more happier and better life could be. To be a geek and fit in today’s society is totally possible. If you want to know or how you could achieve what I have just post a reply or leave me your email.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2006, 12:48:19 PM »

Didn't Pseudonymph have that avatar at one time?

Scheherazade · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2006, 12:56:16 PM »

I don't want to fit into society. People suck.

xolik · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2006, 12:56:54 PM »

Quote from: zortan on August 08, 2006, 12:43:10 PM

A huge pile of OMG GEEKS R SOCIAL REJECTS and need makovers bullshit

....

You mean for an AMAZING LOW PRICE your 'friend' can TOTALLY EXTREME MAKEOVER me and TEH HOT CHIXX0RZ will just fall over themselves trying to get into my pants?

BizB · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2006, 12:58:54 PM »

What will all of our wives, girlfriends and children think of our transformation?

And, will you be able to make me look even sexier when I'm snowboarding, kiteboarding, running, geocaching or any of the other social activities in which I partake?

xolik · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2006, 01:05:14 PM »

You want to know how to transform yourself? I'll save everybody here the hassle and just lay it out:

1. Stop eating crap food and eat healthy food.
2. Exercise regularly.
3. Buy clothes that actually fit you.
4. Clean yourself. Seriously, take a shower, brush your teeth, wash your hair, that kind of stuff.
5. Educate yourself. You'll feel a whole lot more confident in yourself if you're less of a dumbass.
6. If you're over 20 and haven't changed your hairstyle since junior high, now's the time to change it. A different cut can make a huge difference.

I've got a fuckton more suggestions, but it's really simple stuff that doesn't take a genius to figure out.

zortan · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2006, 01:06:07 PM »

Don't you guys get it? It’s cool to be a geek but also to integrate. Guys just think about it if an over weight guy like me can meet and date hot chicks then so can you. Plus there are so may hot chicks to choose from. I won't hurt to have a slight change will it?

TheJudge · « **Reply #7 on:** August 08, 2006, 01:22:34 PM »

OMG DUDE, IS J00R SIST3RZ TEH H0T CHIXX0RZ???

BizB · « **Reply #8 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:07:56 PM »

Quote from: zortan on August 08, 2006, 01:06:07 PM

Don't you guys get it? It’s cool to be a geek but also to integrate. Guys just think about it if an over weight guy like me can meet and date hot chicks then so can you. Plus there are so may hot chicks to choose from. I won't hurt to have a slight change will it?

Don't you get it? We're happily married or involved in relationships. If you were some pathetic basement dweller, that's all about you. I've never been that guy. I never will be that guy. I'm hawt. Ask anyone.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #9 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:33:10 PM »

Quote from: zortan on August 08, 2006, 01:06:07 PM

Don't you guys get it? It’s cool to be a geek but also to integrate. Guys just think about it if an over weight guy like me can meet and date hot chicks then so can you. Plus there are so may hot chicks to choose from. I won't hurt to have a slight change will it?

I have absolutely no interest in meeting or dating hot chicks.

xolik · « **Reply #10 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:11:54 PM »

Quote from: zortan on August 08, 2006, 01:06:07 PM

Don't you guys get it? It’s cool to be a geek but also to integrate.

Don't you get it? The velociraptors have hacked into the mainframe! Because we don't buy into whatever bullshit 'makeover' image you're trying to push off on us, then we must be some dumb nerds who's simply 'don't get it' right?

Good job assuming everybody here is a fat, pathetic, shut-in loser like yourself.

BizB · « **Reply #11 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:20:29 PM »

Fat pathetic shut-in loser returned nothing on a GIS.

However, Fat pathetic loser (presumably he gets out) returned one image worth sharing.

Poor Superman.

Min · « **Reply #12 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:34:38 PM »

Quote from: zortan on August 08, 2006, 12:43:10 PM

in all my years I have never had the confidence to ask a hot chick for her number that night I left with 3!

I hope you can get the other 4 or your night will have been wasted.

WASTED!!!

Oh yeah, and I'm a hot chick and I talk to myself all the time. And I have a hot latino boyfriend who talks to me all the time too.

Min · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:35:18 PM »

Quote from: BizB on August 08, 2006, 02:07:56 PM

Don't you get it? We're happily married or involved in relationships. If you were some pathetic basement dweller, that's all about you. I've never been that guy. I never will be that guy. I'm hawt. Ask anyone.

This is true. He is hawt.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #14 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:50:59 PM »

Quote from: Detta on August 08, 2006, 03:35:18 PM

This is true. He is hawt.

Yep, I'd do him.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #15 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:14:16 PM »

Quote from: BizB on August 08, 2006, 12:58:54 PM

And, will you be able to make me look even sexier when I'm snowboarding, kiteboarding, running, geocaching or any of the other social activities in which I partake?

OMG you geocache? That's HAWT.

And btw zortan, I happen to love the shut-in loser type geek. I found my boyfriend in his basement amongst piles and heaps of computer components and random XBox pieces. My point is, not everybody wants a Brad Pitt type who also is familiar with hacking. I for one do not. You may have "transformed" yourself, but you still sound like a total chauvinist asshole to me. You don't need to be Matt Damon to pick up chicks; you just need not to be a total creep. Which explains why you couldn't get them.

And as for the 3 pathetic girls who had the poor judgement to give you their numbers, I'm sure if you ever call them and they actually get to know you, they'll realize their mistakes. I've never met such a shallow, judgemental person in my life.

Chris · « **Reply #16 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:27:59 PM »

Please PM me with this imformation. I MUST find this out!

12AX7 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:57:38 PM »

The funniest thing is he probably thinks they gave him their real numbers.
ROFL@ Detta!

...the other four...hahaha!!
Which brings me to
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Who all lives where you have to use 10 digit dialing; and who lives where you still use 7 digit dialing for local calls? I'm in the halfway/gray/shady/outskirts area. Atlanta has 10 digit dialing, as does the surrounding counties; but out here where I am is just outside of the area codes in the 10 digit Atlanta LATA.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #18 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:14:30 PM »

All of NJ is on 10 digit dialing.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #19 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:31:55 PM »

I'm still seven digit dialing. But at work I have 8, because we have to dial 9 first. But then again it's four digits for any of the stores and HQ extensions.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #20 on:** August 08, 2006, 07:12:39 PM »

Wow. How trivial.

Min · « **Reply #21 on:** August 08, 2006, 07:28:24 PM »

10 digit? I'm not familiar with this.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #22 on:** August 08, 2006, 07:30:24 PM »

Quote from: Detta on August 08, 2006, 07:28:24 PM

10 digit? I'm not familiar with this.

I have ten unless you count my toes...

Scheherazade · « **Reply #23 on:** August 08, 2006, 07:35:44 PM »

Quote from: Detta on August 08, 2006, 07:28:24 PM

10 digit? I'm not familiar with this.

It means you have to dial the area code as well as the phone number of the person you're trying to call, whether or not they have the same area code as you.

BizB · « **Reply #24 on:** August 08, 2006, 07:53:00 PM »

10 digit in Toledo unless I'm dialing from my Verizon cell phone. Then, I only have to dial 7.

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