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Author Topic: Cover Da Body, Women!  (Read 3728 times)

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Cover Da Body, Women!
« on: December 19, 2006, 04:17:29 PM »
http://maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?imgCollectId=135&src=gx1125

After looking at the weird pictures of nude scenes upon this list, it was ugly to see Ali Larter from Varsity Blues (included in this list) have Whip Cream to cover up her private parts. Who would do that?!? Even though Kathy Bates’ acting is good, why would anyone want to see her nearly naked in a hot tub? If these women are going to be on TV, at least cover up!
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Re: Cover Da Body, Women!
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2006, 04:19:00 PM »
Great JHVH-1 why the fuck aren't you banned yet?
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Re: Cover Da Body, Women!
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2006, 08:16:05 PM »
It's not banned because it's just hideously inane, and that's not a bannable offense yet.
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Re: Cover Da Body, Women!
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2006, 08:30:51 PM »
Quote from: catwritr on December 19, 2006, 08:16:05 PM
It's not banned because it's just hideously inane, and that's not a bannable offense yet.

...Yet.  :lol:
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Re: Cover Da Body, Women!
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2006, 10:40:07 PM »
Quote from: jean_grey on December 19, 2006, 04:17:29 PM
have Whip Cream to cover up her private parts. Who would do that?!?

 :w:
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Re: Cover Da Body, Women!
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2006, 08:05:48 AM »
Quote from: jean_grey on December 19, 2006, 04:17:29 PM
http://maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?imgCollectId=135&src=gx1125

After looking at the weird pictures of nude scenes upon this list, it was ugly to see Ali Larter from Varsity Blues (included in this list) have Whip Cream to cover up her private parts. Who would do that?!? Even though Kathy Bates’ acting is good, why would anyone want to see her nearly naked in a hot tub? If these women are going to be on TV, at least cover up!
I'm going to guess that you are lactose intolerant.
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Re: Cover Da Body, Women!
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2006, 11:52:32 AM »
Ugly to see Ali Larter naked but for some whipped cream?  Are you fucking high???  Young, nubile flesh, on a WAY admirable frame...need I say more?

Also, just as an FYI, many many many people have had whipped cream (and various other foods) on their naughty bits.
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Re: Cover Da Body, Women!
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2006, 12:40:04 PM »
I have some on mine right now!
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Re: Cover Da Body, Women!
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2006, 01:25:14 PM »
You're sharing a little too much again Ivan
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Re: Cover Da Body, Women!
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2006, 01:46:34 PM »
Share it? Hell no! I'm hungry!

And to dispell any potentially damaging rumors out there, what I had was a sandwich on my mind, my mind being the most naughty bit of all.
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Re: Cover Da Body, Women!
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2006, 07:58:07 PM »
I have camembert on mine.
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Re: Cover Da Body, Women!
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2006, 09:00:22 PM »
Your sandwich?
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Re: Cover Da Body, Women!
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2006, 09:06:21 PM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on December 20, 2006, 07:58:07 PM
I have camembert on mine.

brie > camembert
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Re: Cover Da Body, Women!
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2006, 09:09:57 PM »
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Re: Cover Da Body, Women!
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2006, 11:39:22 AM »
I disagree with that list's #1 choice.  Shannon Elizabeth just really isn't that attractive to me.

Heather Graham, on the other hand... rawr!

Likewise Reese Witherspoon and Phoebe Cates.
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