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tweek · « **on:** January 21, 2007, 04:03:44 AM »

A guy who I've been friends with since starting college is trying to get me fired. Tonight he reported me for drinking (something that can't be proven) in an attempt to get me in trouble. I work for campus safety. If I were to get caught drinking, I'd be fired in an instant.

We've always had a rocky friendship. Tonight we had a couple arguments at work. By the end of our shift I'd thought he'd forgotten it all. Apparently not. At 1 o'clock I got a knock on my door from a lieutenant that works for campus safety asking if "a Captain Morgan" could be found in the room. My friend had apparently tipped off some people that he'd seen a bottle of Captain Morgan in my roommate's fridge. I didn't get caught with anything, but now I've got to talk to my boss to let him know that this guy has a vendetta against me.

The great thing is, I've got loads of witnesses who will back me up on this, including the RA on my floor. I consider this nothing less than a complete betrayal of trust. Monday morning, when my boss comes in, I'm going on the offensive to defend myself.

By the way, this board could totally use a "flamers corner."

Chris · « **Reply #1 on:** January 21, 2007, 04:34:43 AM »

Next time he's out of his room, have some friends of yours put a bunch of empty beer cans and bottles in there. Then simply wait for him to return to his room, hide nearby with a camera, and be sure to capture him going into his room just as he opens the door so you can get a glimpse of him, the room number, and all the beer cans in the same shot.

Revenge seems like the best thing in this case.

BTW, going to your boss is a smart idea. Especially if you can prove you're innocent.

12AX7 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 21, 2007, 06:55:28 AM »

This screams for a cock punch.

12AX7 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 21, 2007, 07:17:33 AM »

Quote from: tweek on January 21, 2007, 04:03:44 AM

By the way, this board could totally use a "flamers corner."

Hell yeah! I just saw a fricken car insurance commercial in which they rolled a BEAUTIFUL, MINT condition, Cherry Red, 1968 convertible Camaro off a cliff into the sea. MY FUCKING CAR!!!!!

ASSSSSSholes.....

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #4 on:** January 21, 2007, 10:29:50 AM »

I need more information before I can determine a suitable level of revenge. What were the arguments about?

tweek · « **Reply #5 on:** January 21, 2007, 01:44:28 PM »

Work procedure. I got a package and I went to go get it myself. I had my ID which is needed and I knew what to do, but he told me I wasn't allowed. On this he may be right, but I don't see the harm. I'm going to get some clarification on Monday.

There's always supposed to be a student officer in the office (24 hours a day). Inside the office is a bathroom. While he was out on rounds, I went pee. He came back in while I was on the bathroom and said "Why is this office empty?" I came out of the bathroom and said, "It wasn't, I was just going pee..." He then says rather angrily, "You have to ask my permission first!"

The stupid thing is there are times when nobody is sitting at the desk, like when the only officer in there is getting someones package from the mail room. I don't see any difference between peeing and leaving for a package, especially when I'm not really leaving to go to the bathroom. I can still here the phone and the radio from inside there.

All this happened early on, by the end of the shift everything seemed alright.

Oh, and he doesn't have a room on campus. He is a commuter.

LuciferSam · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2007, 06:19:46 AM »

Kill him. Dump his body. Pay off small deli owner for an alibi.

tweek · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2007, 09:17:57 AM »

I'm meeting with my boss in 15 minutes. I could make trouble for the guy, but I'm letting it go. I read throught The Trial and Death of Socrates a week ago. I'm siding with Socrates, it's never right to wrong anyone just because they've wronged you. I'll let Karma take care of this one.

tweek · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2007, 11:06:36 AM »

Talked to the boss. On both issues we argued over that night, I had been right. When it came to the lieutenant and RA, both put down in the incident report that the complaint was unfounded. My boss believes me, and he says there are some issues with group dynamics. I'm not the first person to have trouble working with this guy. It doesn't mean much right now, but if it keeps up, he's got to let him go for the good of the department.

I told him I didn't want the matter to reflect negatively on me or to factor into his decision regarding the officer in question. All in all, I think I'm better at PR than most. I've made good impressions with the right people, and I doubt anyone will try shit like this again.

Good thing too, paying deli owners for alibis is expensive.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:18:57 PM »

It may be expensive but when bundled with a tray of prosciuto wrapped melon, it's more than worth it.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #10 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:40:17 PM »

If it weren't for drugs and alchohol I don't know if many people would last long at my office.

Anyanka_was_framed · « **Reply #11 on:** January 22, 2007, 07:32:19 PM »

I haven't known may guys to act this way...wow. More than anything it just sounds like he needs to get a life. Is there a douche bags anonymous forum? Because that sounds like it's right up his alley. The drama at my work isn't quite the same. More gossip and less raiding our residences.

Evonus · « **Reply #12 on:** January 23, 2007, 03:02:52 PM »

Quote from: Anyanka_was_framed on January 22, 2007, 07:32:19 PM

I haven't known may guys to act this way...wow. More than anything it just sounds like he needs to get a life. Is there a douche bags anonymous forum?

If there is hook me up with a link.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #13 on:** January 23, 2007, 06:57:11 PM »

Find 3 or 4 Bedwetter Support Groups and sign him up for their snail mail mailing lists. Use his work address.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:54:53 PM »

Nice!

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:57:55 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes on January 23, 2007, 06:57:11 PM

Find 3 or 4 Bedwetter Support Groups and sign him up for their snail mail mailing lists. Use his work address.

Genius!

*Prostrates himself on the floor*

"I'm not worthy!"

tweek · « **Reply #16 on:** January 29, 2007, 10:20:54 PM »

Um, might as well move this thread to the new board. Little help, mods?

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #17 on:** February 01, 2007, 01:36:25 PM »

I spent many an hour laughing my ass off at some of these:

http://www.student.uit.no/~paalde/revenge/TAH.html

http://phonelosers.org/issue/003/

tweek · « **Reply #18 on:** February 01, 2007, 05:16:35 PM »

Well, it appears he got fired this morning. Oh well, his own damn fault.

12AX7 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 01, 2007, 05:32:34 PM »

What goes 'round comes 'round they say.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #20 on:** February 01, 2007, 06:03:08 PM »

Nice!

tweek · « **Reply #21 on:** February 03, 2007, 04:25:07 AM »

Fuck, my information was off. Turns out he was only warned for doing something against office rules. Oh well, there's still a chance he will get fired in the long run...

12AX7 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 03, 2007, 04:28:17 AM »

What goes 'round comes 'round they say.

Anyanka_was_framed · « **Reply #23 on:** February 12, 2007, 08:59:16 PM »

Quote from: 12AX7 on February 03, 2007, 04:28:17 AM

What goes 'round comes 'round they say.

"Karma's a bitch"

Evonus · « **Reply #24 on:** February 12, 2007, 09:00:22 PM »

Quote from: Anyanka_was_framed on February 12, 2007, 08:59:16 PM

"Karma's a bitch"

If that's true it only further proves that the female gender has an unfair bias against me.

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