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IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.PROGRAM-ID. Ah-hahaha.SOURCE-COMPUTER. RMCOBOL.OBJECT-COMPUTER. RMCOBOL.AUTHOR. Ivan. DATA DIVISION.WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.01 Mode PIC X. 88 Verbose VALUE "V". 88 Terse VALUE "T". 88 Exit VALUE "X".01 VString. 03 VString1 PIC X(26) VALUE "Ha-ha! Back in the day, I ". 03 VString2 PIC X(26) VALUE "developed a comprehensive ". 03 VString3 PIC X(28) VALUE "Order Processing, A/R, G/L, ". 03 VString4 PIC X(25) VALUE "Inventory Management and ". 03 VString5 PIC X(25) VALUE "what-have-you sytem, all ". 03 VString6 PIC X(12) VALUE "in RM/COBOL!"PROCEDURE DIVISION.BuildPost. DISPLAY "Enter T for Terse, V for Verbose, X to Exit." ACCEPT Mode PERFORM UNTIL Exit EVALUATE TRUE WHEN Terse DISPLAY "Ah-hahaha! RM/COBOL. Dude!" WHEN Verbose DISPLAY VString WHEN OTHER DISPLAY "We need a new trial." END-EVALUATE END-PERFORM.STOP RUN.
Wait.I don't think I told that one right.
who cares? he's just a kid. just ban him and lets move on to other things like not thinking about ... that thing playing the thing that looks like that person doing stuff.
I'll tell him that next time I see him!
Either make a fucking commitment or move to Switzerland.The only thing "loose" around here is your logic. You're almost as bad as Evonus.
I couldn't agree more!This text is none of your business. Please don't pay any attention to it.You expected better from me? Puh-leeez
* BizB is an FBI agent from Michigan posing as a 13 year old girl who wants to get with u.
So why don't you marry it?
Nah, he'd be fine. As long as he doesn't put sausage in his dirty rice.
Yeah. Joke criminals have been seen casing this place.
Oooh. Hey, that's my old one.Always liked the grip on this one.
Great. Now I have the Tiny Toons theme stuck in my head.
If you go to California, make sure you get Enrique set up with a California Highway Patrol uniform.
The Tin Man is entirely asexual on account of lacking the necessary equipment. The Straw Man might have the equipment, but even the King Of All Fluffers would do nothing for him. And the Lion is not even human.
OH MY GOD!!! THOSE ARE HILARIOUS! YOU ARE A GENIUS PRANKSTER! I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING!
I can't help but call her Molly Ringworm.
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw. And he never has the same problem twice.
pfftI have no idea what you are talking about. I am an angel who never loses her cool, never attacks anyone (even when provoked), and who could never come up with the ideal place to dispose of a body. Also, I am infinitely tolerant of others.P.S. I'm a softball (fast-pitch)/baseball girl. I have a sizeable bat next to my bed.
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