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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #725 on: March 16, 2009, 10:23:58 PM »

Yeah, well, I tied a string to my abacus and swung it around my head so fast the damn thing overclocked and burst into flames.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #726 on: March 17, 2009, 11:42:33 AM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #727 on: March 17, 2009, 02:59:15 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #728 on: March 17, 2009, 05:24:48 PM »

Dudes, I just did a Google search on this guy, and turns out he's some kind of fucking EMPEROR! Maybe we should've given him another chance.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #729 on: March 19, 2009, 10:25:57 AM »

No meat and no condoms. "Thank god it's friday" is not for the Catholics then.

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« Reply #730 on: March 19, 2009, 11:22:16 AM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #731 on: March 20, 2009, 12:10:27 PM »

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Actually, I really want a spitting computer. Call me strange, but I would find it very entertaining. He did say any amount of money.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #732 on: March 27, 2009, 09:24:29 AM »

telling me to press the any key? Whisky Tango Foxtrot, my keyboards dont have this.

I actually looked down at the keyboard >_>
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #733 on: April 12, 2009, 07:59:04 PM »

A local Wichitan wanted to get a personalized license tag that expressed her love for tofu. She submitted the following which was denied:

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« Reply #734 on: April 12, 2009, 08:40:27 PM »

Is that a penis in your sig image, Novice?
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #735 on: April 12, 2009, 09:30:28 PM »

This part?



If it is, it looks angry.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #736 on: April 13, 2009, 09:14:27 AM »

Is that a penis in your sig image, Novice?

Man.  If I had a nickel for every time someone posted that...

I think Novice puts ambiguous penises in his sig images on purpose.


Hmm.  "The Ambiguous Penises" sounds like a band.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #737 on: April 17, 2009, 06:21:56 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #738 on: May 12, 2009, 03:17:59 AM »

Fucking evil is nice, but he sucks in a long term relationship. He's just too damn clingy.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #739 on: May 13, 2009, 06:15:57 PM »

They're not only taking your jobs Tweek.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #740 on: May 19, 2009, 05:40:30 AM »

He should get those trimmed b4 they start to collect dirt, amongst other things..........NOT GOOD!! lol
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #741 on: May 20, 2009, 03:19:10 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #742 on: May 20, 2009, 07:17:17 PM »

That's still one of my favourite old images to whip out, when the occasion merits it.  :)
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #743 on: May 21, 2009, 06:57:58 AM »

I hope someone still has the picture of CG making sweet sweet love to his car
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #744 on: May 21, 2009, 01:13:20 PM »

You keep my parents out of this!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #745 on: May 22, 2009, 07:03:39 AM »

No, but I do still have the pic I photoshopped from it, where he's giving Martha Stewart a spanking...


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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #746 on: May 25, 2009, 09:30:48 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #747 on: June 03, 2009, 03:05:59 AM »

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99-P: For Lo, it had come to pass in the fullness of Time, that the occasionally clueless idiot barbarella did wander off into the lands of the CompUServes and purchase at great price ( but (true) value ) additional RAM for an ailing desktop box. And verily do I say unto Thee ,that barbarella did then prosper in the land of the Binary. For I, the Lord God Thoth, Protector of CPU's , do now therefore say unto thee that this is Always a Truth:  the sons and daughters of Teh G33kery do offer great and wonderous advice when properly approached.
100-P: Seek not in the Temples of The Munificent Pharoah Demosthenes for knowledge and assistance without walking warily and bringing Giftings of Splendor and Majesty. In the Days of Their Judgements the fine folke at Teh G33k3ry will reach out unto you with their vast wisdoms and experiences and thus benefit thee muchly, if thou only hast sense enough to shut da fuck up and listen to what they tell you AND THEN GO DO IT! "Idiot's Guide to Fun on Teh Internet" BookI, ChapII, verses 99-100
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #748 on: June 03, 2009, 03:47:51 AM »

haha, where is that quoted from?
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #749 on: June 03, 2009, 07:32:15 AM »

Here in 2004. I'll try to find it again. Search for posts by somebody named barbarella. They were asking something about dual-booting. I was just browsing around when I found it.
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