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Author Topic: Stupid ass pets  (Read 6917 times)

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Stupid ass pets
« on: January 31, 2007, 07:49:21 AM »
ok my cat likes cocaine and it stole a whole eight ball.
now it chases shit that isnt there and yesterday it got
into a fight with the wall ran full speed at the wall and knocked itself out cold.
it was out for 5 hours and twitched when i tried to wake it up.
 
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2007, 07:53:39 AM »
All of my asspets are SMRT.
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2007, 08:14:34 AM »
ok this guys shows up, doesn't bother introducing himself, tells this crazzy cat story then spams his website's URL and gets banned for a week.

your turn.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2007, 08:16:32 AM by TheJudge »
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2007, 01:33:40 PM »
I thought his story was funny...we should keep him around.
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2007, 02:15:45 PM »
That's why I gave him a temp ban.
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2007, 03:37:47 AM »
That's horrible. He gave his cat cocaine. I'm calling PETA!
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2007, 08:47:57 AM »
You heard PETA now stands for People for the Eventual Termination of Animals, right?
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2007, 03:32:16 PM »
I always thought it stood for People Eating Tasty Animals.
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2007, 07:00:26 PM »
What's an "ass pet" and why are they stupid?
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2007, 07:35:09 PM »
I thought they were donkeys
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2007, 08:45:51 PM »
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2007, 10:01:41 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on February 02, 2007, 07:00:26 PM
What's an "ass pet" and why are they stupid?
I think it's a verb, and his went horribly wrong.
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2007, 10:15:08 AM »
Fact: All ass pets are brown.
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2007, 04:16:24 PM »
Ass pets can win a game of Connect Four in 3 steps
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2007, 06:53:19 PM »
Pretty sneaky, sis.
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Re: Stupid ass pets
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2007, 02:09:46 PM »
Was it Hoss who was unfamiliar with that reference?
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