Topic: Love (Read 18503 times)

pbsaurus · « **Reply #50 on:** February 21, 2007, 02:18:21 PM »

Flying on a free flight
Driving all night
With my machinery
’cause i, I got the power
Any hour
To show the man in me
I got reputations
Blown to pieces
With my artillery
Whoa ho
I’ll be guided in
We’ll be ridin’
Given what you got to me

Don’t you struggle
Don’t you fight
Don’t you worry
’cause it’s your turn tonight

Chorus:
Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me put my love on the line
Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me cut your cake with my knife

Oh, like a fever
Burning faster
You spark the fire in me
Crazy feelings
Got me reeling
They got me raising steam

Don’t you struggle
Don’t you fight
Don’t you worry
’cause it’s your turn tonight
Yeah

Chorus

Cut it
Let me, let me
Oooh

Chorus

Oh

Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me put my love on the line
Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me give it all
Let me give it all
To you, to you

Give it all

Demosthenes · « **Reply #51 on:** February 21, 2007, 02:42:27 PM »

I have been in you, baby
And you
Have been in me
And we
Have be
So intimately
Entwined
And it sure was fine

I have been in you, baby
And you
Have been in me
And so you see
We
Have be so together
I thought that we would never
Return from forever
Return from forever
Return from forever . . .

You
Have been in me
And understandably
I have been in 'n'outayou
An' everywhere
You want me to
Yes, you know it's true;

And while
I was insideI
I mighta been
Undignified
And that is maybe
Why you cried
I don't know
Maybe so,
But what's the difference now?

I have been in you, baby
You have been in me
Aw' little girl, there ain't no time
To wash yer stinky hand
Go 'head 'n' roll over
I'm goin' in you again
In you again
In you again
In you again ...
I'm goin' in you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!

I'm goin' in you again, baby
'N' you can go in me too
That's true
I'm goin' in you again, baby
'N' later when we get through
I'm goin' in you again-ahh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahh
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!

12AX7 · « **Reply #52 on:** February 21, 2007, 11:40:41 PM »

See the bird on the barstool?
Shes watchin on a jerk !
And it she likes the way he looks,
Shell put his ass to work!
And you know shes been all around the block;
Tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my cock!
Loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
There aint no need to change it
Thats just the way it is!
She got to find a bigger jerk;
She got to have his jizz!
And you know she been all around the block;
She tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock (Ha!)
But she loves my COCK!
Loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
Theres as many hands on her as the knob on a door.
Shes such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pr-r-r-r-r-r pretty little whore!
To get to my cock, she would walk through the flames of Hell!
Cause I can always tell when shes comin
I can always tell !
She loves my cock!
She loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
She loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
She loves my cock! Loves my cock! She loves my cock!
I gotta hard-on for you

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #53 on:** February 21, 2007, 11:41:53 PM »

I was feeling all right 'cause it was Saturday night
And I was smoking and drinking everything in sight
Somebody must have saw cause they rang up the law
And they put me in the back of a police car

And I told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my damn dick
Toooold the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Yes I, told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick

Well I guess that I'd rather get sent to Hell
Than to spend Saturday night in a Benton County Jail
They filled out a report and they sent me to court
And the judge (not to be confused with The Judge) looked at me and said "What's your plea?"
I didn't even give that judge (not to be confused with The Judge) a glace
I guess I was too busy whipping down my pants
And I guess I may of, might have, kind of, sort of,
in a way, kind of, sort of, in a way, maybe,
might have, kind of,
And I told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my damn dick
Toooold the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Yes I, told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick

My lawyer looked at me and said "Son, are you crazy or what?
He's trying to make you a deal and you show him your butt."
The court was amused but the judge was not
And I wind up twenty years for smoking pot
and hitting some bump on the road that turned out to be the
judge's (not to be confused with The Judge) kid
Well I spent my time making license plates
And I finally got a parole around eighty-eight
They said "Son we're prepared to let you out,
we're only asking one thing
and that is that you watch your mouth"
And I said "Sir, I'm ready to admit that I was wrong"
And about that time I whipped out my dong
I guess I maybe, might of, kind of, sort of

told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my damn dick
Toooold the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Yes I, told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick

Well I spent my time breaking rocks
and maybe I reformed and maybe not
They said "Son, you just don't understand
the honor and respect that belong to this man"
I said "I never could see how it was right
how any man could be appointed for all his life."
Well, I guess I don't know.
I used to think I had nothing to lose
I found out there are some words you just don't use
So if I ever again go before that man
Maybe I've decided to change my plan
I'm going to request that the judge (not to be confused with The Judge) orally stimulate my penis

So I told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my damn dick
Toooold the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Yes I, told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge
(surely not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick!

Anyanka_was_framed · « **Reply #54 on:** February 22, 2007, 12:30:21 AM »

Love-ly

12AX7 · « **Reply #55 on:** February 22, 2007, 11:46:12 AM »

Yes, you are!

Evonus · « **Reply #56 on:** February 22, 2007, 02:25:17 PM »

Quote from: 12AX7 on February 22, 2007, 11:46:12 AM

Yes, you are!

booooooooooooo!

Anyanka_was_framed · « **Reply #57 on:** February 22, 2007, 04:02:42 PM »

I try!

Min · « **Reply #58 on:** February 23, 2007, 05:48:26 PM »

Why you gotta disrespect Judgie?

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #59 on:** February 23, 2007, 06:00:01 PM »

Quote from: Detta on February 23, 2007, 05:48:26 PM

Why you gotta disrespect Judgie?

WHOAAA I totally didn't see that coming, no joke.

UPDATE: I have made additions to the post in question that I believe correct the problem.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #60 on:** February 23, 2007, 06:03:47 PM »

Scod: Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of...
Gatesy: Yeah, Scod, that’s the wrong one.
Scod: Sorry.
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away. It was a time of war, but what better than a time of war to get it on? Love oozes from every corner of space, and every hive of scum and villainy, starting with this cantina.

Yon: He doesn’t like you. I don’t like you either. But that guy over there with the tubes for eyes. He likes you; he wants to get with you.
Gatesy: I’ll be careful then.
Yon: You’ll be dead!

(Lightsabre noises)

Gatesy: What’s that?
Yon: That’s his vibrator.
Gatesy: Why are you French? Like why... And why didn’t they make a Star Wars figure out of you, hey?
Yon: I’m wanted in 5 sectors!
Gatesy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Tripod: Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Scod: This bit's a bit like the Goodies theme...

Yon: Snaggletooth’s with walrus man, hammerhead’s with Greedo.
The boys from the cantina bar are clinking to Panthl... oh, fuck.

Scod: Obi Wan, he likes some fun, he’s got a huge libido.
Gatesy: Not to mention the sexual tension between Han and C3PO.

Yon: Think about it. Why does CPO keep bumbling in when Han is about to get it on with Princess Leia, hey?
Gatesy: 3PO!
Scod: Oh, I’m terribly sorry. Ah, were you two... oh dear, do you want me to hold something?
Gatesy: 3PO!
Scod: Well, would you consider yourself an open-minded smuggler? I mean, how about a 3PO-some?
Gatesy: 3PO!
Scod: A Han-job?
Gatesy: Oh God!

Scod: Oh R2-D2, what am I to do?
Yon: (Droid dialect)
Scod: Oh, that’s disgusting, where do you learn these things?
Yon: (Droid dialect)

Scod: I don’t know how to love Han...
Tripod: (Droid dialect)
Scod: Thank-you R2, it’s a rhetorical question.

Tripod: Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Scod: This bit's a bit like Benny Hill...

Yon: Old Lando Calrisian is aided by his lo-bot.
The biomedical droid from Hoth is a very randy robot.
Gatesy: The ewoks love the jawwas, and Chewie loves a screwie.
Scod: And Jabba the Hutt’s a dirty slut and there’s nothing he won’t do-ie.

Gatesy: Hang on; I did think this song’s about love, Scod.
Yon: Take your Jedi weapon. Strike me down with it. Now, give it a name.
Gatesy: Yon! Stop with it, please!

Scod: And if you’re into midgets there’s a lot on offer in the show.
There’s jawwas, ewoks, and the ugnauts who pulled apart C3PO.

Gatesy: How do you spell ugnaut Scod?
Scod: U-G-N-A-U-T.
Gatesy: That’s that then, nice one.

Tripod: Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
This bit's a bit like a Tripod song...

pbsaurus · « **Reply #61 on:** February 23, 2007, 06:18:58 PM »

Hate Star Wars

Scheherazade · « **Reply #62 on:** February 23, 2007, 06:20:22 PM »

<--- Love Star Wars

pbsaurus · « **Reply #63 on:** February 23, 2007, 06:22:42 PM »

Explains

Nope, just doesn't flow right that way...

Evonus · « **Reply #64 on:** February 23, 2007, 06:33:11 PM »

Quote from: ihatecliches on February 23, 2007, 06:20:22 PM

<--- Love Star Wars

Same here.

Min · « **Reply #65 on:** February 23, 2007, 06:42:17 PM »

Stupid

pbsaurus · « **Reply #66 on:** February 23, 2007, 06:45:05 PM »

Explains

See, that flows much better.

12AX7 · « **Reply #67 on:** February 23, 2007, 08:43:33 PM »

Concur

TeraHammer · « **Reply #68 on:** February 23, 2007, 09:00:24 PM »

Quote from: Leonidas on February 19, 2007, 06:33:20 PM

What is love, anyway? I mean, come on, you know? Totally.

this one is better: http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/what-is-love-p1.php

I especially like the Bayeux

Anyanka_was_framed · « **Reply #69 on:** February 23, 2007, 09:40:16 PM »

Love Star Wars. My mom found a stray cat and it's so fluffy we might just have to name it Chewbacca. Oh, and I love cats.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #70 on:** February 23, 2007, 09:52:11 PM »

I've never tried cat. 12, next time you bag one you want to ship me some tenderloin so I can grill it up?

Anyanka_was_framed · « **Reply #71 on:** February 23, 2007, 10:12:09 PM »

I hear it tastes just like chicken. That's what my friend Doc says.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #72 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:41:16 AM »

Quote from: pbsaurus on February 23, 2007, 09:52:11 PM

I've never tried cat. 12, next time you bag one you want to ship me some tenderloin so I can grill it up?

NEDM

12AX7 · « **Reply #73 on:** February 24, 2007, 02:12:01 AM »

Quote from: pbsaurus on February 23, 2007, 09:52:11 PM

I've never tried cat. 12, next time you bag one you want to ship me some tenderloin so I can grill it up?

Sure thing. I have this deal with Mai Bong at a restaurant out there. I can get her to let me toss it on one of
their trucks. You'd pick it up at the Perucho Oriental Mart on Flickinger.

Quote from: Anyanka_was_framed on February 23, 2007, 10:12:09 PM

I hear it tastes just like chicken.

That's a myth. Chickens actually don't taste at all. While they do have tongues, they are mainly used to manipulate food particles. Chickens judge things mainly by scent.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #74 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:02:37 PM »

Silly cocks.

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