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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #50 on: April 04, 2007, 09:14:22 PM »

Breaking the links in a nascent pun thread is bad enough, but what makes this wurst is my head is now stuffed with references that will now be nothing more than undigestable biproducts of my well-seasoned brains. Way to hang me out to dry, folks.

Pfeh! What a bunch of balony.

WEINERS!


ivan ... your comments cut me cold.  To be accused of breaking the links ... well I think you're just being snouty.  My humor, I know, is pretty lame ... I've been accused more than once of being a ham.  But now I just feel like a big ol' turkey.  I feel so salty right now I'm going to go out for a smoke.  pb ... send him right to the grinder for me ... *sniff*

On a side note ... when I was 17 I worked at Denningers:  Makers of Fine Sausages (in the '90's they wimped out and changed it to "Foods of the World")

Vespertine ... fashionably late ... there's a fresh batch of cocktail weinies and piggies in a blanket warming up in the oven ... what're you drinking?
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #51 on: April 04, 2007, 09:25:53 PM »

*waiting outside for someone to smoke with*

 Oh! Hey, you! :D
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #52 on: April 04, 2007, 09:29:55 PM »

*waiting outside for someone to smoke with*

 Oh! Hey, you! :D

I'm smoking in the garage ... its freakin' snowing out there ... gotta light?
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #53 on: April 04, 2007, 09:33:02 PM »

Sure thing.
 SNOWING?? Here; you can have my lighter. I'm goin home to GA. We already had and got rid of our snow, lol!

Nice garage, btw.
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #54 on: April 04, 2007, 09:34:19 PM »

Just be careful you don't trip over my hockey equipment ... one more tourney so I can't put it away just yet ...
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #55 on: April 04, 2007, 09:36:13 PM »

Hockeysticks!!!!!
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #56 on: April 04, 2007, 09:44:15 PM »

I'll raise you one,

Double Hockeysticks !!!!!!!


Greetings BW, I vaguely remember You, do You vaguely remember me ?
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #57 on: April 04, 2007, 09:48:16 PM »

Yes RelandR I vaguely remember you ... *grin*

Hey ... I have two hockey sticks!!! Actually I have a garage full of them but only two are mine ... the ones with the pink and teal tape ... oh I'm such a girlie girl.
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #58 on: April 04, 2007, 10:04:28 PM »

 8-) .... *Grins-back*

Do You have the furry hat to match,  girlie-girl ?
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #59 on: April 04, 2007, 10:05:18 PM »

Ooooh, another hockey girl. Between you, me, and V, we might actually cause some damage around here.  :w:
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #60 on: April 04, 2007, 10:07:34 PM »

No furry hat ... just a plain old black helmet with a cage and a mouth guard on a string ... hot look!  Oh and I can't forget the bandana under the helmet ... even hotter ... LOL
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #61 on: April 04, 2007, 10:10:10 PM »

Ooooh, another hockey girl. Between you, me, and V, we might actually cause some damage around here.  :w:

I think you might just be right there ...  :evil: 

I play ... but I'm also a hockey mom ... waaaaaaay more dangerous ... lol
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #62 on: April 04, 2007, 10:11:15 PM »

No furry hat ... just a plain old black helmet with a cage and a mouth guard on a string ... hot look!  Oh and I can't forget the bandana under the helmet ... even hotter ... LOL
Oh, that won't do, maybe You can get one of these in your color scheme
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #63 on: April 04, 2007, 10:18:23 PM »

Thanks ... but that's a goalie helmet ... my plain old black one does me just fine ...
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #64 on: April 04, 2007, 11:02:28 PM »

Ooooh, another hockey girl. Between you, me, and V, we might actually cause some damage around here.  :w:
pfft

I have no idea what you are talking about.  I am an angel who never loses her cool, never attacks anyone (even when provoked), and who could never come up with the ideal place to dispose of a body.  Also, I am infinitely tolerant of others.

P.S. I'm a softball (fast-pitch)/baseball girl.  I have a sizeable bat next to my bed.   :-)
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #65 on: April 05, 2007, 11:28:13 AM »

I have a sizeable bat next to my bed.   :-)

That's what SHE said.
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #66 on: April 05, 2007, 12:14:17 PM »

pfft

I have no idea what you are talking about.  I am an angel who never loses her cool, never attacks anyone (even when provoked), and who could never come up with the ideal place to dispose of a body.  Also, I am infinitely tolerant of others.

You owe me a cup of coffee. I snorted mine out my nose.
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #67 on: April 05, 2007, 03:16:30 PM »

You owe me a cup of coffee. I snorted mine out my nose.
Which part did it?  Was it the infinitely tolerant part?
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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #68 on: April 05, 2007, 03:22:54 PM »

Well you showed me where you dispose of the bodies.

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Re: Black Widow!!!!!!!!
« Reply #69 on: April 05, 2007, 08:46:39 PM »

Which part did it?  Was it the infinitely tolerant part?

Oh my yes.  :lol:
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