Topic: Jerry Falwell has left the building... (Read 8548 times)

Vespertine · « **on:** May 15, 2007, 12:50:19 PM »

If I'm being honest, I cannot say that I'm sorry he's dead.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #1 on:** May 15, 2007, 12:53:53 PM »

I'll miss his hilarious observations, perhaps he can be a SubGenius Saint like Saint Nicole Smith. Jesus was the first American indeed!

pbsaurus · « **Reply #2 on:** May 15, 2007, 01:02:20 PM »

Someone at Fark suggested that it would have been cool if he remained in a persistent vegetative state indefinitely. That would have been cool.

xolik · « **Reply #3 on:** May 15, 2007, 01:04:41 PM »

Hey, Fred Phelps, hurry the fuck up already!

pbsaurus · « **Reply #4 on:** May 15, 2007, 01:10:11 PM »

The whole Phelps family.

ivan · « **Reply #5 on:** May 15, 2007, 01:29:56 PM »

I almost never say mean things about the recently deceased, but in this case I'm moved to shout "ABOUT FUCKING TIME".

minorDemocritus · « **Reply #6 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:34:17 PM »

Quote from: ivan on May 15, 2007, 01:29:56 PM

I almost never say mean things about the recently deceased, but in this case I'm moved to shout "ABOUT FUCKING TIME".

there are no words to express my joy regarding this momentous occasion.

except, perhaps..... CONCUR!

BizB · « **Reply #7 on:** May 15, 2007, 03:09:17 PM »

This man, to the best of my knowledge, had zero effect on my life. I really couldn't care less if he's feeding the leaves or the roots of the planet's vegetation.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #8 on:** May 15, 2007, 03:15:19 PM »

I'll miss him.

minorDemocritus · « **Reply #9 on:** May 15, 2007, 03:16:52 PM »

Quote from: BizB on May 15, 2007, 03:09:17 PM

This man, to the best of my knowledge, had zero effect on my life. I really couldn't care less if he's feeding the leaves or the roots of the planet's vegetation.

he's caused me undue frustration and aggravation, but that's true for pat robertson too, and damn near every other (in)famous fundie, so i guess you're right, in a way.

Evonus · « **Reply #10 on:** May 15, 2007, 03:24:16 PM »

I'm going to be smiling for the rest of the day.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #11 on:** May 15, 2007, 03:38:16 PM »

That hack can't hold a candle to my main man Prophet Peter Popoff, I've got to scan some of his mail he's sent me one of these days. Proph Pete Pop as I call him is so incredibly off the wall that I'm not even sure he's Christian in the least. He's way too into amulets and stuff to pass as a Fundie, but I think he's a genius in his own kooky (and exploitive-of-the-mentally-feeble) way.

xolik · « **Reply #12 on:** May 15, 2007, 04:20:07 PM »

Fred Phelps is going to picket Falwell's funeral. This is going to result in a small scale armegeddon. You watch.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #13 on:** May 15, 2007, 04:26:58 PM »

Quote from: xolik on May 15, 2007, 04:20:07 PM

Fred Phelps is going to picket Falwell's funeral. This is going to result in a small scale armegeddon. You watch.

Phred maybe in fact have such a surplus of evil he could resurrect Jerry, if the remains are fresh enough and he hasn't been in holy ground for long enough. I'd better get on the Dobbsphone right away...

Vespertine · « **Reply #14 on:** May 15, 2007, 05:00:16 PM »

1. One hatemonger down, a bazillion left to go.
B. If it weren't for the fact that he traumatizes families in mourning, I would find Phred to be one of the funniest people alive.
b. Hate numbered lists.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #15 on:** May 15, 2007, 05:08:43 PM »

Most fundies are hilarious, but Phred almost makes me believe in Satan. Almost.

xolik · « **Reply #16 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:20:03 PM »

Captured for the records.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #17 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:26:56 PM »

Lawl...Jerry was such a retard. I hope this doesn't make a whole bunch of people say that I'm a dick for mocking him just because he was religious, when they probably never heard of him before he died and the radio man said he was a fundie. They'll never know about his Reverend Moon bullshit, or his nutso stuff about Tinky Winkey (actually they may know that), and I'll have to set them straight.

Actually, I fucking HATE people who think that just because something has 'religion' stamped on it I can't point out that it's full of bullshit in general.

xolik · « **Reply #18 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:31:31 PM »

Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on May 15, 2007, 06:26:56 PM

Lawl...Jerry was such a retard. I hope this doesn't make a whole bunch of people say that I'm a dick for mocking him just because he was religious,

You're mocking him because he was a loud mouthed idiot who deserved to be mocked.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #19 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:33:25 PM »

Great image!

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #20 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:57:53 PM »

Quote from: xolik on May 15, 2007, 06:31:31 PM

You're mocking him because he was a loud mouthed idiot who deserved to be mocked.

I know what you mean but I wrote that phrase badly. What I fear is that people will think he's above being mocked just because he's another dead religious guy. Like Mother Theresa. I told everyone who would listen about what a loonie hypocrite SHE was while she was alive, but as soon as she was dead ooohboy I'd better not touch that one, she's a SAINT donchaknow???

I hope Jerry was stupid enough that I'll get away with it.

ivan · « **Reply #21 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:00:47 PM »

I think you have just stumbled upon the solution to the homelessness problem!
They can all be loony hypocritical preachers!

Evonus · « **Reply #22 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:02:12 PM »

Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on May 15, 2007, 06:26:56 PM

Actually, I fucking HATE people who think that just because something has 'religion' stamped on it I can't point out that it's full of bullshit in general.

I point out stuff is bullshit simply because it has religion stamped on it.

P.S. What did mother Theresa do? I've never heard any bad things about her, so I'd love to hear the other side.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #23 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:08:29 PM »

Well most people seem to think she gave a lot of money to poor people or orphanages or some vague thing like that when really she spent most of it on houses for the sick to die in. She had some sort of weird sadistic streak and seemed fixated with suffering,

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #24 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:10:01 PM »

Quote from: ivan on May 15, 2007, 07:00:47 PM

I think you have just stumbled upon the solution to the homelessness problem!
They can all be loony hypocritical preachers!

Apparently a good deal of said preachers want them to be religiously nuts at least, if the religious bent of most shelters is to be believed.

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