Topic: Pseudo Magazine Cover Contest: Win an ATX Computer Case (Read 8980 times)

Chris · « **on:** June 18, 2007, 09:26:59 PM »

The Geekery and The Geek Forums are well over due for a contest. It's been several months since we last had a contest due to Lady Marmalade betting all of the items we had to give away on some stupid crack whore in a crack whore wresting match. I told him to bet on the nappy-headed crack whore with all the tattoos and missing teeth, but he couldn't resist betting on the crack whore with the nipple rings wearing the pink bikini bottoms. He said pink was his lucky color and continued to put down all of his money along with all of the items we had.

The outcome of the fight wasn't in Lady Marmalade's favour, nor was it in the favour of the girl in the pink bikini bottoms. Let's just say her nipples weren't pierced anymore.

After several attempts at re-acquiring our merchandise from the head crack whore pimp, we broke even, and Lady Marmalade has been attending regular meetings held by The National Council on Problem Gambling for several weeks now. Hopefully he learned his lesson and will only bet his own posessions next time.

This month's contest will incorporate several different skills, including your ability to use Photoshop or some other image editor, your creative mind (Or what's left of it), and the ability to use grammar correctly.

The object of this contest will be to see who can come up with the best pseudo magazine cover in a month's time. Each moderator of The Geek Forums will select one entry that he or she thinks is the best. These finalists will be entered into a poll for members to vote on, and the person who has the most votes after a week of voting wins the ATX computer case pictured below (Sorry, no over-seas shipping off of the North American continent):

Please make sure all submissions are work safe (IE: No nudity, huge curse words, or anything else that may get someone fired from work or expelled from school). I suggest taking a look at several real magazine covers for ideas and inspiration. Here is an example that I put together a few years back:

If you're interested in participating in this contest and do not already have a Geek Forum account you can register here. Afterwards, you may submit your entries (Yes, you can submit more than on entry) in this thread.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #1 on:** June 18, 2007, 09:58:57 PM »

I totally would, but I'm almost done modding my new case (Pics coming, it's black with a flourescent green Dobbshead stenciled on the side, glowing red eyes and pipe to come!).

pbsaurus · « **Reply #2 on:** June 18, 2007, 10:47:49 PM »

Well at least Lacerda has moved up to crack whores. The transgendered midget amputees who married their own grandparents were pretty demeaning.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #3 on:** June 18, 2007, 11:00:30 PM »

I recall 12 had a monopoly on the crack ho comments for a long while there.

12AX7 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2007, 07:24:51 AM »

Yeh, but I doant roll wid noe damn wack gammlin-azz muthafucka; not evum if dey IS a damn crack hoe. Dass rite; kikt em to da curb, brah. Dat shit aint fly.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5 on:** June 21, 2007, 05:29:56 PM »

Here's another example from that same contest a few years ago that Chris mentioned above. There were a number of good entries in that one.

I'm wondering if I should come out with a new issue, but I have no use for a new case right now.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #6 on:** June 21, 2007, 07:18:08 PM »

lol@Quayle...who'd it be this year, Ted Stevens?

TheJudge · « **Reply #7 on:** June 22, 2007, 08:20:57 AM »

Here's an entry

BizB · « **Reply #8 on:** June 22, 2007, 09:21:13 AM »

* BizB inspired.

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #9 on:** June 22, 2007, 11:03:16 AM »

Done!

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #10 on:** June 22, 2007, 11:04:39 AM »

Quote from: TheJudge on June 22, 2007, 08:20:57 AM

Here's an entry

Not work safe!

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #11 on:** June 22, 2007, 01:11:23 PM »

I'm wondering if looking at forums at work is generally work safe anyway. I may make an entry next week for the hell of it.

TheJudge · « **Reply #12 on:** June 22, 2007, 02:47:07 PM »

Quote from: Crystalmonkey on June 22, 2007, 11:04:39 AM

Not work safe!

Sure it is. Where do you work at? Some motherfuckin' christian school?

d_money · « **Reply #13 on:** June 22, 2007, 03:35:37 PM »

I just got fired for looking at that magazine covering the Christians. Thanks.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #14 on:** June 22, 2007, 03:45:36 PM »

Why don't you go drive recklessly until you feel better about it?

12AX7 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 22, 2007, 03:47:36 PM »

Quote from: d_money on June 22, 2007, 03:35:37 PM

I just got fired for looking at that magazine covering the Christians. Thanks.

lol

BizB · « **Reply #16 on:** June 22, 2007, 03:47:44 PM »

Quote from: d_money on June 22, 2007, 03:35:37 PM

I just got fired for looking at that magazine covering the Christians. Thanks.

sofa king.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #17 on:** June 22, 2007, 05:29:42 PM »

Bwahahaha! "Demosthenes found dead!"

Classic.

RelandR · « **Reply #18 on:** June 22, 2007, 05:41:53 PM »

Quote from: d_money on June 22, 2007, 03:35:37 PM

I just got fired for looking at that magazine covering the Christians. Thanks.

ehh, that job probably sucked anyway and you just didn't know it yet ... consider it a "god" thang.

xolik · « **Reply #19 on:** June 22, 2007, 06:06:48 PM »

Nice pink text. Good touch.

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #20 on:** June 22, 2007, 06:19:53 PM »

Quote from: xolik on June 22, 2007, 06:06:48 PM

Nice pink text. Good touch.

Just for you =D

d_money · « **Reply #21 on:** June 23, 2007, 04:37:29 PM »

Givin' it a shawt

All_Knowing_Ham · « **Reply #22 on:** July 03, 2007, 12:37:46 PM »

I see you.

xolik · « **Reply #23 on:** July 03, 2007, 12:46:29 PM »

Where've you been? I've missed you!

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #24 on:** July 03, 2007, 01:09:26 PM »

I've had days like that. Don't do drugs kids.

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