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« on: July 25, 2002, 05:50:14 PM »
Thatp's right.  Thjhohygh it's goiong to take me some doiing to get the hanmg of that mnews buillder thinmgy, I fiigured iit out.

Amnd yes, I diid indeed get stugn by a fiucking wasp.  Amnd it hurts loike hell;' to type.   :evil:
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2002, 06:38:17 PM »
it made me laugh, here have a beer :beer:
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2002, 06:39:57 PM »
Thakns.  Alreaduy got muysellf a gllass of scotch, hooiwever.




Gotta killl the painn soomehow...
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2002, 06:46:18 PM »
as long as you got something that eases the pain.

was it waspes or bees that die after they sting somebody....
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2002, 07:01:01 PM »
Bees.  Their stigners get rippped out becasue they are barbed, and it killls them.  Wasps can stign you many times though.  And they will.  My figner hurts like a mofo...
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2002, 07:08:59 PM »
sucks, to bad you don't radiate pure evil like I do...or have some off skintastic  :twisted:
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2002, 07:14:07 PM »
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to bad you don't radiate pure evil like I do...
Oh, believe me, I do radiate pure evil.  Just ask Revka, he knows me IRL.

Insects love me for some reason though.  Mosquitos swarm around me even while I'm smothered in bug repellent, and wasps follow me around like I'm their buddy.  That makes me think of...

LFD, have you ever seen The Omen[/url]?  

Hm.  Maybe....


Nah.  :twisted:
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2002, 07:20:51 PM »
:vader: we got deathstar we got deathstar we got deathstar!!!

hmm, one day we should have an "emissaries of evil" conference and invite all the internet villany of the world, and maybe an iron chef or two preferably one that could barbecue.

seriously, maybe you give off a pheramone that makes bugs want to screw you, wasps can use those stingers for other things ya know  :wink:
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2002, 12:05:12 AM »
Still to this day, I've not yet been stung,  despite having been chased by a swarm of wasps more than once.

However, I feel your pain.

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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2002, 12:11:23 AM »
iron chef is amazing
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« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2002, 01:37:02 AM »
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Still to this day, I've not yet been stung,  despite having been chased by a swarm of wasps more than once.

However, I feel your pain.

ROFL!  Lacerda, that post just about had me crying, I was laughing so hard.  I actually read it with the voice of Clinton echoing in my head....
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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2002, 01:38:57 AM »
You know, I honeslty thought that you were joking at first.

Then again I just got home from my joke of a job, so what can you expect? I think a lot of thinks are big jokes after work.
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« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2002, 01:50:59 AM »
It took me like four drinks to bring the swelling down.

And in case you think I'm joking about that, keep in mind that alcohol has a tendancy to thin the blood and dilate blood vessels, which tends to relieve swelling.

It also helped kill the fucking pain, which was the main thing I was after.
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« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2002, 01:56:39 AM »
Looks like a sting from a bee is all Ergo (From HN to all of the non-HNers]) needs to blame all his problems on.

That way he can say, "well... i got stung again and... well, i though that a 6 pack would help..."
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« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2002, 01:59:07 AM »
If that trend catches on, we'll just have a whole bunch of  lushes rampaging around town constantly yelling "BEEEEES!"
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« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2002, 06:50:33 AM »
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Oh, believe me, I do radiate pure evil.  Just ask Revka, he knows me IRL.

Insects love me for some reason though.  Mosquitos swarm around me even while I'm smothered in bug repellent, and wasps follow me around like I'm their buddy.  That makes me think of...

Wait a minute... you mean you're actually real?  I always thought you looked like a bunch of green code going in verticle lines.

But that did look like pure evil radiating from you.  Bugs love that stuff.  I try to keep away from it so they won't "bug" me (excuse the pun).
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