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Author Topic: Garfield's Bee's Knee's  (Read 2853 times)

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Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« on: February 23, 2010, 01:26:07 AM »
I set forth to proclaim a proclamation that I think Garfield stands on his knee's.  I present the people's evidence A1 to the court.



His feet are just to long so the joint has to be his knee.

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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2010, 09:36:13 AM »
Don't be silly, you know what big feet mean...  :roll:
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2010, 10:16:55 AM »
Big shoes.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2010, 01:07:54 PM »
Clowns.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2010, 01:35:09 PM »
Management.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2010, 03:44:41 PM »
Damn.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2010, 04:04:31 PM »
Garfield, like all cats, has haunches. that's what the back joint is.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2010, 04:54:13 PM »
I've got a haunch you're right.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2010, 04:55:50 PM »
And that's no small feet.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2010, 05:10:23 PM »
Ok, now you guys are just trying to pad your post count.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2010, 05:14:03 PM »
Don't get catty.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2010, 05:26:30 PM »
No need to have a hissy fit.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2010, 05:49:09 PM »
Well I guess the cat's got ivan's tongue all of a sudden.  He started this mess and then turned tail and ran.  What a pussy.

That's right, I said it, I said it.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2010, 07:13:40 PM »
Sorry, pun treads sometimes render me catatonic.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2010, 07:42:43 PM »
This thread has been littered with stupidity from the beginning.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2010, 07:43:07 PM »
Quote from: ivan on February 23, 2010, 07:13:40 PM
Sorry, pun treads sometimes render me catatonic.


I was a mere whisker away from making that pun, but it ended up creating kind of a goofy line.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2010, 07:56:04 PM »
Quote from: BizB on February 23, 2010, 07:42:43 PM
This thread has been littered with stupidity from the beginning.

No need to be hypehairballic.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2010, 07:59:42 PM »
Yeah no kiddin.  We all know who the purrpetrator was here.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2010, 08:01:44 PM »
This made it to page 2? You gotta be kitten me.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2010, 08:02:59 PM »
With a catalyst like that, I'm surprised it hasn't reached page 3 yet.  I'd say this is underpurrforming.
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Re: Garfield's Bee's Knee's
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2010, 10:55:14 PM »
This whole thread made me paws but not to indulge would be a catastrophe, afterall-a good pun is its own reword.
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