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Dear the united states
« on: April 16, 2010, 03:58:06 AM »

Dear The United States,

I've noticed in recent months a decline in your appreciation for Nobel prize winner Barack Obama. Interestingly enough we have a general election coming up and we have three very wonderful candidates available. However we thought (in the interest of friendship) that we might give you one of our old duffers... I mean, interesting candidates in a swap. In short; please can we trade you David Cameron, Clegg and Gordon Brown for Barack Obama.

Yous faithfully,

The United Kingdom.
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Re: Dear the united states
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2010, 06:55:53 AM »
Are any of them black?
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Re: Dear the united states
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2010, 06:58:28 AM »
No, they're all white. But If white isnt your colour I'm sure we have some other varieties of polition we'd be happy to trade.
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Re: Dear the united states
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2010, 09:08:02 AM »


  If y'all just wait a little while; you'll probably be able to just take the colonies back fairly easy. From there you just move west like we did.
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2010, 09:12:01 AM »
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Re: Dear the united states
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2010, 10:08:36 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on April 16, 2010, 09:08:02 AM

  If y'all just wait a little while; you'll probably be able to just take the colonies back fairly easy. From there you just move west like we did.

This.
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Re: Dear the united states
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2010, 10:10:02 AM »
Quote from: Wunderkind on April 16, 2010, 09:12:01 AM
RACIST!!


I'm trying to get rid of them!
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Re: Dear the united states
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2010, 10:10:34 AM »
I, for one, welcome our new British overlords.
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Re: Dear the united states
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2010, 11:27:39 AM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on April 16, 2010, 10:10:34 AM
I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords.

FTFY
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Re: Dear the united states
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2010, 12:38:54 PM »
Xie xie.
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Re: Dear the united states
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2010, 03:04:21 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on April 16, 2010, 12:38:54 PM
Xie xie.

I used to type out stuff like that in Warcraft and got people thinking I was a Chinese gold farmer. I must have pissed off tons of players by going along with it. I should have know because whenever I went to Tyr's Hand almost right away somebody would in-game scream "ATTACK ITS A FUCKING CHINESE!!!!"
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