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[insert "firing blanks" joke here]
« on: May 19, 2010, 11:40:55 AM »
Obama's anti-rocket plan isn't as anti-rocket as they say. Who'd'a thunk.

Why don't we just fix it like Bush did and bomb them first? That way the only rockets in the air are ours.
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Re: [insert "firing blanks" joke here]
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2010, 09:56:41 AM »
Jesus, people. The missile defense shield is like paper money. It doesn't have to be worth anything. ICBM-possessing nations just have to *believe* it's worth something.
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Re: [insert "firing blanks" joke here]
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2010, 10:17:08 AM »
Quote from: Joe Sixpack on May 21, 2010, 09:56:41 AM
Jesus, people. The missile defense shield is like paper money. It doesn't have to be worth anything. ICBM-possessing nations just have to *believe* it's worth something.

Great.  Thanks, Joe.  You just blew it for all of us.
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Re: [insert "firing blanks" joke here]
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2010, 10:40:37 AM »
What do you mean these little rectangles of paper in my wallet are worthless? You're crazy.
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Re: [insert "firing blanks" joke here]
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2010, 11:01:12 AM »
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