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Re: (> '.')> <( '.' )> <('.' <)
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2010, 05:35:49 PM »

We're odd ducks, here.  :-D

We also have the even contingent who are sharks, the irrational contingent who are leopards, and the imaginary contingent who are unicorns.

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Re: (> '.')> <( '.' )> <('.' <)
« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2010, 12:07:43 AM »

We also have the even contingent who are sharks, the irrational contingent who are leopards, and the imaginary contingent who are unicorns.

fuckin furries  :x
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« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2010, 03:32:30 PM »

I'm your typical nerdy mahjong-playing, ReBoot-loving, occasional video-game-playing bibliophile.

OMG U FUCK BIBLES????


Welcome! I like your style.
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« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2010, 04:40:19 PM »

To take a page from the Izzard (with obviously some choice vocab changes):

"Yes, I fuck your bible! I AM you bible, AND I fuck it!"

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Re: (> '.')> <( '.' )> <('.' <)
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2010, 06:29:43 PM »

Is that a sexy tune Mrs. Badcrumble?
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« Reply #30 on: July 16, 2010, 03:05:35 PM »

Hm, that's a pretty good avatar if I do say so myself.
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« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2010, 04:29:27 PM »

Hm, that's a pretty good avatar if I do say so myself.

Which one?
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« Reply #32 on: July 16, 2010, 06:09:41 PM »

Do you liiiike red?

elaborate please.
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« Reply #33 on: July 16, 2010, 06:38:20 PM »

I retract my epic fail and will leave you with simply this:

I can't get ze fucking trees . . Damn! I will kill everyone in the world!

/vegetarian painter
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« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2010, 11:55:44 PM »

Oh, rizzy's.
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« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2010, 01:23:22 AM »

Oh, rizzy's.

So why do you say "Hm, that's a pretty good avatar if I do say so myself"?

Did you design that avatar?
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« Reply #36 on: July 18, 2010, 06:55:34 AM »

Do you like bread? I'VE GOT A FRENCH LOAF!

'Ello Sue. I've got legs!


I retract my epic fail and will leave you with simply this:

I can't get ze fucking trees . . Damn! I will kill everyone in the world!

/vegetarian painter

-But where shall we go for our honeymoon?
Oh, in a ditch, covered in petrol on fire...
-How terribly romantic, Adolf!

Oh, rizzy's.

Thanks...? (Unless this is going somewhere as a topic that I am not expecting in the least).
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« Reply #37 on: July 18, 2010, 09:24:13 PM »

Guys, calm down. I'm just saying that it was an awesome avatar.
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« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2010, 09:33:09 PM »

I wish snow white really did have a gun - it would have made the disney movies less lovey-dovey. But then they wouldn't be the classic movies we all know and love, right?
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Re: (> '.')> <( '.' )> <('.' <)
« Reply #39 on: July 19, 2010, 10:33:52 AM »

Hm, that's a pretty good avatar if I do say so myself.

Guys, calm down. I'm just saying that it was an awesome avatar.

Arnox, the phrase "if I do say so myself", when used correctly, is a disclaimer that acknowledges personal bias. For instance, if you were to bake a cake, you might say "It turned out quite well, if I do say so myself", meaning, "Of course, I am biased, since this cake is the result of my efforts, but nonetheless I consider it a worthy cake." Personally, I often use it ironically, to also imply that I don't give a rat's ass what people think of my personal biases, but it is more frequently used ingenuously.

I know that many people use this phrase as though it means simply "in my opinion", but many people are thoughtless butchers of the English language.

I hope this helps you in some measure, although I doubt you will take this advice in the spirit is was offered (an entirely disingenuous gesture of heartfelt concern). In any case, I'm glad I wrote this, for, if nothing else, it is yet another brilliant little gem of a post in a long line of brilliant little gems.

If I do say so myself.


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Re: (> '.')> <( '.' )> <('.' <)
« Reply #40 on: July 19, 2010, 10:38:57 AM »

That was a good explanation, if I do say so myself.
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« Reply #41 on: July 19, 2010, 10:41:08 AM »

I think it sounds much better with an even prefixed to it.


Even if I do say so myself.
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« Reply #42 on: July 19, 2010, 11:13:07 AM »

That was a good explanation, if I do say so myself.

Ha ha hardy har har.
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« Reply #43 on: July 19, 2010, 01:41:51 PM »

RDRR

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« Reply #44 on: July 19, 2010, 02:59:31 PM »

Arnox, the phrase "if I do say so myself", when used correctly, is a disclaimer that acknowledges personal bias. For instance, if you were to bake a cake, you might say "It turned out quite well, if I do say so myself", meaning, "Of course, I am biased, since this cake is the result of my efforts, but nonetheless I consider it a worthy cake." Personally, I often use it ironically, to also imply that I don't give a rat's ass what people think of my personal biases, but it is more frequently used ingenuously.

I know that many people use this phrase as though it means simply "in my opinion", but many people are thoughtless butchers of the English language.

I hope this helps you in some measure, although I doubt you will take this advice in the spirit is was offered (an entirely disingenuous gesture of heartfelt concern). In any case, I'm glad I wrote this, for, if nothing else, it is yet another brilliant little gem of a post in a long line of brilliant little gems.

If I do say so myself.
Oh fine then.

I wish snow white really did have a gun - it would have made the disney movies less lovey-dovey. But then they wouldn't be the classic movies we all know and love, right?
Speak for yourself. :P
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« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2010, 03:14:27 PM »

Have I mentioned how much I love the fact that such a discussion (well, more like a statement with some retorts) is taking place?   :-D

So many people misuse various parts of the English language that the mistakes have become commonplace to the extent where no one, (as in, the "average" person,") realizes they actually are mistakes. It's nice to see syntactical discussions for once!

On that note, I think it is perfectly acceptable for prepositions to be used to end sentences with.

>_>
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« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2010, 03:20:04 PM »

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
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« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2010, 03:27:36 PM »

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

In my mentally-fatigued state, reading that twice is something I had to do to make sense of..........it.....crap! I failed :(
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« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2010, 04:11:01 PM »

Case in point--average person.  Most improbable that one could exist.  A characteristic of a person may be compared to the same characteristic in others and an average calculated.  For a person to be average, one would have to measure every conceivable attribute and there would need to be a person whose variance to every x-bar is zero.  The existence of god is even more probable than that.

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« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2010, 04:14:28 PM »

Case in point--average person.  Most improbable that one could exist.  A characteristic of a person may be compared to the same characteristic in others and an average calculated.  For a person to be average, one would have to measure every conceivable attribute and there would need to be a person whose variance to every x-bar is zero.  The existence of god is even more probable than that.

more like average person in terms of what you learn in an educational institution when you're young. most either don't care, don't pay attention, or don't learn it, so most people don't know it. that's what i meant. Hence the ""
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