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« on: November 28, 2011, 11:13:09 PM »
I'm sorry, I was distracted by the repeated commas.
Ellipses... You're doing it wrong.
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« on: November 28, 2011, 11:09:30 PM »
[Possibly] NSFW
You
I want to travel to that exotic country that is your body. I want to explore the country side of your skin with my fingertips. I want to visit the dark forests of your soul And know you in the dark, the light, the rain, the night. I want to touch every part of you, To be the discoverer of you, To be nationalized to you, The queen of you. I want to be a citizen of your body.
I want to read all the books in the library of your memories. I want to study your air currents, Your warm, East Asian spiced breezes, The breath of you. I want to be the expert of the smell of you. I want to know the origin of you, To be the anthropologist of you, To be the curator of the museum of you, The historian of you. I want to map the topography of your being.
I want to more than love you. I want to become a part of you. Like the natives of a land. When they speak of me, I want them to speak of me as Being essential to you. Until I blend into you. Until I'm natural to you. Like a landmark, a wonder, A very real and necessary portion Of the foundation and culture of you.
And then I want to never leave.
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« on: November 21, 2011, 08:52:33 AM »
10 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now they have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
Hopefully Kevin Bacon doesn't die. That would be horrible.
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« on: November 16, 2011, 12:47:38 PM »
That shirt, whilst holding that gun... quite possibly the best juxtaposition of objects I will see all day.
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« on: November 13, 2011, 06:07:09 PM »
I have found that the most accurate search engine for lyrics is actually, youtube.
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« on: November 11, 2011, 11:45:17 PM »
Haven't posted one in a while and since I was updating my photo elsewhere and somewhere else, I thought I'd do it here too.
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« on: November 09, 2011, 08:37:23 AM »
That thread got so close to mentioning Nazi's I think we should just go ahead and call Godwin's Law on it.
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« on: November 03, 2011, 08:40:40 PM »
Guys who think that just because you are being friendly that somehow means you're into them. (usually because I'm a waitress and job inclined to be fucking nice to people WHEN I'M AT WORK or how about because you're a friend of a good friend of mine so I want to be nice to you for the sake of our mutual friend)
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« on: November 02, 2011, 10:41:12 PM »
I thought he was out furthering the gay agenda to destroy the American Family. Oh wait... that someone else.
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« on: November 02, 2011, 12:08:26 PM »
Having a degree does not make you intelligent...
But it sure as hell makes you entitled!
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« on: November 01, 2011, 07:57:18 PM »
Not having a huge interest in them is different from not knowing to shoot for the head.
Just as my dislike for guns does not mean I don't know how to use one...
Or my distaste for violence does not mean I won't punch you in the face if you're a dick.
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« on: October 31, 2011, 10:26:41 PM »
I can't get into zombies I think I'm the only one.
You, my friend are not the only one.
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« on: October 29, 2011, 09:49:47 AM »
I still quote my best friends anytime anyone brings up the subject of advertisements.
"If you talked to people the way adverts talk to people, you'd get punched in the face."
Also, what the hell is up with Dr. Pepper's new campaign, "It's not for women." Are they trying to loose half of their customer base?
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« on: October 28, 2011, 11:31:47 AM »
You can also use an electric griddle instead of the waffle iron if you have to and shallots work too, in a pinch.
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« on: October 24, 2011, 04:29:54 PM »
What American accent do you have?Your Result: The WestYour accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta. Result Breakdown:96% The West 95% The Midland 75% Boston 73% North Central 33% The Inland North 27% Philadelphia 27% The South 21% The Northeast Quiz Created on GoTo QuizThe West? The West? What in hell and high water is that? I haven't been out west since I was 3 years old! EDIT: Okay, okay, I am a Florida-born native, but what... wait, no what?
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« on: October 22, 2011, 07:03:44 AM »
I didn't read the TOS.
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« on: October 20, 2011, 07:28:19 AM »
I miss Wunderkind.
I miss me too. I'm trying to come around but my mum is a bad patient and has to be watched like a hawk.
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« on: October 19, 2011, 10:12:52 PM »
I miss the shoutbox.
Is my signature overwhelmingly large? I wanted something different, but I think this image is too blocky. I may change it again shortly.
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« on: October 13, 2011, 10:10:48 PM »
Our dog responds to the word "walk" regardless of tone or placement in the sentence. I'm pretty sure he knows the word "walk". If you say, talk, hawk, stalk, or pop, in the "right" tone, he'll just look at you funny, but say "walk" and you get a reaction. We can't even use it normally in a sentence around here.
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« on: October 13, 2011, 09:31:01 AM »
Actually, a dog may store up something like 500 human words and a cat can store up to like, 1000 or so. So speaking English to them isn't as far fetched as some believe. A horse can have a human vocabulary upward of a 1000 words as well and I've even experienced a horse get annoyed with me for talking about them like they weren't standing there.
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« on: October 09, 2011, 08:00:58 AM »
That's happened to me recently too.
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« on: October 08, 2011, 10:50:46 PM »
Also hate downloading .pdfs to fill out and mail in.
Once they re-legalize domestic violence, this should be made illegal.
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« on: October 08, 2011, 10:16:54 PM »
If domestic violence is made legal will they make "he needed killin'" a valid murder defense?
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« on: October 07, 2011, 10:11:59 PM »
Fortunately, I don't live in a dairy state. NC barely cares if you have a cow, much less what you do with it. You can have your cow and milk it too.
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