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Tell me...
« on: October 03, 2006, 06:52:50 PM »

My account isn't a month old and I feel that everyone has allready think I'm just a stupid noob that doesn't know how to spell, even the simplest word. I allready had my first signature killed off and I think I've been hacked from someone here. What Did I Do Wrong?
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2006, 07:03:09 PM »

You can't spell; you use the wrong "your/you're"; you don't know what a comma is for; and you haven't added anything of value to the community.

And, to top it off, you just raised a dead thread for the sake of raising a dead thread.

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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2006, 08:15:35 PM »

My account isn't a month old and I feel that everyone has allready think I'm just a stupid noob that doesn't know how to spell, even the simplest word. I allready had my first signature killed off and I think I've been hacked from someone here. What Did I Do Wrong?

There are like 10 grammar mistakes just in these 2 sentences.
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2006, 09:38:57 PM »

There are like 10 grammar mistakes just in these 2 sentences.

Not to be nit-picky but there are three sentences there, and I think you mean grammatical mistakes.

 :-)
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2006, 09:41:42 PM »

I believe they're known as "grammatical errors".
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2006, 09:49:05 PM »

hay gies letz Rgyoo grahmer k? olololololololz
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2006, 10:15:33 PM »

Why do you think you've been hacked?
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12AX7

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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2006, 10:19:19 PM »

You don't have hacking spells do ya, cat?

I do, sometimes. Usually early in the morning. :|
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2006, 10:23:52 PM »

My account isn't a month old and I feel that everyone has allready think I'm just a stupid noob that doesn't know how to spell, even the simplest word. I allready had my first signature killed off and I think I've been hacked from someone here. What Did I Do Wrong?

-1 "allready"
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2006, 10:40:58 PM »

<snip>I feel that everyone has allready think I'm just a stupid noob</snip>

All your n00b are belong to us.
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2006, 11:03:47 PM »

All your b00b are be shown to us.






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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2006, 11:09:00 PM »

All your b00b are be shown to us.






 :lol:

If I did that, you'd go to jail.

<---- 16
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2006, 11:20:41 PM »

Didn't Soupbandit do something to that effect?
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2006, 11:23:28 PM »

What, go to jail?
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2006, 12:05:44 AM »

You don't have hacking spells do ya, cat?

I do, sometimes. Usually early in the morning. :|

Nah, I stopped smoking years ago.
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2006, 06:15:17 AM »

If I did that, you'd go to jail.

<---- 16
Nope. Age of consent (here in GA, anyway) is 16. Plus, I'm not your supervisor, teacher, clergyman, or congressman. And while I may indeed be an undesirable old creep, I'm not a psychotic pedophile. Just a lonely old man.
   -Ok - I guess that would be enough for a conviction these days... so...never mind. Keep your titties to yourself.  :|
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2006, 08:19:53 AM »

Just blame it on the alcohol and tell everyone you were molested by a preist when you were a kid.  Everything will be okey dokey.
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12AX7

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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2006, 08:40:24 AM »

Hey! I[/u][/b] could be the Victim! Sweeeeet.... 8-)
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2006, 09:12:37 AM »

Didn't Soupbandit do something to that effect?

I plead the 5th
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2006, 09:52:49 AM »

I plead the 5th

Aha!

And by pleading the 5th you have proven that you are, indeed, soupbandit.

Or perhaps that is just what you want us to think, making us believe you are Soupbandit and in reality are simply somebody PRETENDING to be him...



I'm on to you...
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2006, 12:54:06 PM »

... What Did I Do Wrong?

The list is long and judging by your posts, you probably wouldn't understand anyway.  So why would I bother to poing out all of your short-comings?  I am not Sisyphus.

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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2006, 02:33:46 PM »

Nah, I stopped smoking years ago.


 :lol:

You owe me a coffee, Cat.
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2006, 02:54:13 PM »

Nope. Age of consent (here in GA, anyway) is 16. Plus, I'm not your supervisor, teacher, clergyman, or congressman. And while I may indeed be an undesirable old creep, I'm not a psychotic pedophile. Just a lonely old man.
   -Ok - I guess that would be enough for a conviction these days... so...never mind. Keep your titties to yourself.  :|

I'm almost 17. I'll call you in a one year and two months.
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2006, 09:15:06 AM »

So Fat_Spunk, to answer your question: You  did not tell people you were a 16 year, 10 month old girl.

J/k but honestly, take some extra time to look over what you're posting beforehand.  I'm new myself here, but there is a bit more attention to good composition than other forums. Typos happen, but routine poor grammar and spelling errors are bound to make anyone look bad.
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Re: Tell me...
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2006, 02:33:04 PM »

12, I have good news! The age of consent is 16 in New Jersey, too!!
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