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Title: I'm suing!
Post by: The Batlord on December 14, 2010, 03:41:08 PM
I just wanted you to know, when I came here, I slipped in a puddle and sprained my gluteus maximus. I hope you guys have insurance.
Title: Re: I'm suing!
Post by: ivan on December 14, 2010, 04:22:54 PM
Better than that -- we have lawyers.
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Post by: Novice on December 14, 2010, 04:24:14 PM
when I came here, I slipped in a puddle

Use a goddamn tissue next time!
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Post by: Min on December 14, 2010, 07:51:51 PM
Hope your wriggle feels better soon.  I think that sidewalk is on city property so we're not liable.
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Post by: ivan on December 14, 2010, 10:02:43 PM
Use a goddamn tissue next time!

Hey! That's really funny!
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Post by: Novice on December 14, 2010, 11:34:02 PM
Thanks! I don't know where I get it sometimes.
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Post by: pbsaurus on December 17, 2010, 01:50:23 AM
Well it is slightly less appalling than going through a US airport.
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Post by: ivan on December 17, 2010, 10:40:20 AM
How rude! A gentleman would make sure you're awake first.
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Post by: xolik on December 17, 2010, 01:40:20 PM
tl;dr - don't come to Canada or we'll anally rape you while you are unconscious.[/url]

I'm not really seeing the downside here.
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Post by: xolik on December 17, 2010, 05:25:43 PM
Wouldn't you rather be conscious?

That would be a refreshing change, yes.
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Post by: TheJudge on December 22, 2010, 02:59:48 PM
My Criminology Professor was intent on teaching us about the bizarre lawsuits in Canada. These involved anal rape, prostitution, pornography, cases of necessity where people were forced to eat each other... Really fun stuff

It's great to have dedicated teachers. Did he win the lawsuits?