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Author Topic: Greetings to all newbs from The Judge!  (Read 1993 times)

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Greetings to all newbs from The Judge!
« on: December 06, 2002, 09:39:32 AM »
I hate to go in every newbie post and say the typical
"HI!"
"Welcome!"
"Nice to have you"
"Send me money"
"I will destroy you all"

type of greetings. Hence it explains why I'm never posting in this section. But I'm a social guy and I want to welcome everyone. I'm also a lazzy bastard and I don't feel like typing to every newbie. So the solution is simple: I'm just posting this single newbie greeting message and I'll just bump it up once in a while. It's a lot more efficient:

The Greeting:

"Hi! Welcome! It's nice to have you over! Now send me money or I will destroy you all!"
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Greetings to all newbs from The Judge!
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2002, 12:31:56 PM »
I agree.

My Greeting:
"Hi! Welcome! It's nice to have you over! Now send me money or I will send you batch files to fuXX0r j00r c0mput3r!1!!"
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Greetings to all newbs from The Judge!
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2003, 10:34:05 AM »
*bump*
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Greetings to all newbs from The Judge!
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2003, 02:01:38 PM »
I suppose I should do this too.


Welcome aboard.  Send me food, please?  Or enough for a number 7 at taco bell, take your pick.  :twisted:
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Greetings to all newbs from The Judge!
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2003, 07:54:59 AM »
Nah, I'd go for a "Number 4", myself.

Ummm...64 flavours of American cheese....
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