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can anyone help a none geek
« on: March 23, 2008, 05:00:04 PM »

 i am evilalf 
and a searcher of forums
is there any one on this forum who knows any software that can find forums that im intrested in
there must be many many forums  but ive only found one forum of my intrests

if you can help me find the software that can search or find forums then ill mend my ways and be good alf from this day fourth

bye evil alf


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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2008, 05:02:57 PM »

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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2008, 05:22:14 PM »

ive tryed all that ive tried yahoo
even forumup.com

still no luck but im looking for fetish web sitewebsite with weird stuff id not tell anyone of topic as it is very stange fetish
« Last Edit: March 23, 2008, 05:24:08 PM by evilalf »
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2008, 05:33:16 PM »

stick around long enough, and you just might find it here!
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2008, 06:31:35 PM »

You're joking right?
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2008, 06:40:05 PM »

him/her/it or me?
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2008, 08:04:23 PM »

Hell, we've got a necrophilia joke buried in there somewhere.
Doesn't get much weirder than that, does it?
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is there any way
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2008, 06:25:57 AM »

 ive a forum of my own and would like to find others like mine how do i do that

come on guys is there any software that can scan the internet and find other fetish forums.

i  the most evil alf challenge  all members of this forum to find my forum!!!!!!!!  does any here have the skills to take up this mighty task?

blood and feathers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!               is the clue

ps if by some freak chance you do tell me how ok
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Re: is there any way
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2008, 07:53:54 AM »


blood and feathers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!               is the clue


You practice Santaria?
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You're a vampire who likes birds!
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There is this one obscure Native American ritual I know about... yeah... probably not it...
Nope. I got nothing. Anybody else?
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2008, 08:24:06 AM »

Maybe you could find it with a rigid sigmoidoscope?
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2008, 10:42:41 AM »

a what?   please explain
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2008, 10:55:09 AM »

Where are you from, evilalf?
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2008, 11:05:39 AM »

a what?   please explain

It's a thing that helps you see up your arse, my good man!

I wrote this post in a Sean Connery accent, for the record.
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2008, 12:23:32 PM »

I'm not going to look because I'm at work right now, but I assume there's tons of chicken fucking forums, so you should be set.
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2008, 01:14:11 PM »

I'm not going to look because I'm at work right now, but I assume there's tons of chicken fucking forums, so you should be set.

I'm a regular at cluckerfuckers.com.
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alf finds you lot funny
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2008, 01:37:37 PM »

 ha ha ha thats the spirit

you lot aint even close


blood and feathers remember
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2008, 02:07:37 PM »

Go do that voodoo that you do so well.
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2008, 02:26:30 PM »

dis swell, hell, make me wanna shoop shoop shoop...
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2008, 02:36:30 PM »

Oh, so you're looking for the Crow Fan Fic sites then?

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nearly right
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2008, 03:28:09 PM »

but still wrong answer
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2008, 03:38:08 PM »

I'm no interweb expert, but I do not think there is any off the shelf software for searching for forums, yet alone chicken fucking forums.
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2008, 03:58:02 PM »

what no chicken fucking no
is there any pig fucking instead that will do in its place
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2008, 04:18:15 PM »

What?  You think there's no blood involved in fucking a chicken.

Where the hell have you been?

http://groups.google.com/groups/search?hl=en&q=blood+feathers&qt_s=Search+Groups

But groups.google might help.  Is your parakeet having problems?
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2008, 04:44:22 PM »

  Is your parakeet having problems?

lol.. 'pparently not anymore.
blood and feathers remember
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Re: can anyone help a none geek
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2008, 04:47:21 PM »

hm, sure this shouldn't go in NSFW?
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