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« on: June 14, 2008, 03:27:26 PM »

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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2008, 03:38:11 PM »

What is it you have against the other flavors? Or are you simply an elitist banana?
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2008, 05:19:39 PM »

Greetings. I don't like the banana flavour of Skittles, I do like banana Runts. I won't hold being a Skittle against you though.

Hopefully you're actually here for the discussions and general hangouty-ness rather than just trying to drum up page views for your videos.
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2008, 06:32:24 PM »

Ah ha! Boredom is a perfectly valid reason around here.

Glad that you're planning on contributing too.
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2008, 06:41:18 PM »

I heard xolik likes the banana flavored runts, too.
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2008, 10:40:27 PM »

You look sort of constipated in your avatar. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.. I think.
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2008, 11:36:53 PM »

Where's the 1cup?
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2008, 12:02:33 AM »

Bananas are God's worst creation. But you seem cool.
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2008, 01:19:20 AM »


lmfao um... was that supposed to be dirty? Or am I just being my dirty old self again...

You're first impression was the correct one. There's a lot of that sort of thing around here. When in doubt it's generally safe to assume either or both A) Dirty B) insulting
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2008, 03:36:05 AM »

Welcome to the forum.

And may Cthulhu devour your banana flavored soul in a mercifully quick fashion.



And on a side note, this marks my 100th post on the forum giving me access to smiting. MUAHAHAHAHA My enemies shall feel my wrath! :evil:

Or, you know, read my wrath... when I'm not busy... or feeling lazy... or if there's something better to do...
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2008, 04:10:53 PM »

Well as long as its quick and painless... okay!

And we lost the cup...

To bad, you could have made a fortune with it on ebay I bet.
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2008, 12:30:03 AM »

El Chupanoobra!

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Heh, welcome.
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« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2008, 12:44:56 AM »

I feel oddly sickened and aroused... pretty much the same way I felt after the original.

Kidding.. god I'm a sick, sick man.
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2008, 02:46:46 PM »

Hey, you might want to not leach bandwidth from xkcd by linking your signature directly from there.  Use something like flickr or your own host.
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2008, 03:22:43 PM »

Sure.

Coolio Points were invented by a really cool guy at a now defunct site called Hacker Network (hereafter and everywhere else referred to as "HN").  They were used very similarly to ordinary-every-day-average-points, useless-points or pointless-points when said cool guy started a game called Crack Teh Case.


Coolio Points were awarded to the winner.

There are some examples of Crack Teh Case somewhere around this place if you're interested, you can find them... somehow.  I can't be bothered.

The beauty of Coolio Points back in the day was that their value was variable.  As Coolio would do things, good or bad, the value of one's Coolio Points would increase or decrease accordingly.

Chris decided to use Coolio Points instead of the default "Karma" that comes with SMF software.
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2008, 04:38:01 PM »


lmfao um... was that supposed to be dirty? Or am I just being my dirty old self again...

That was the obligatory fag joke.  You'll get used to them.
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« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2008, 04:42:16 PM »

Demo is really, really used to them.
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2008, 05:47:13 PM »

Demo is really, really used to them.

Because I post a lot of them.













Right?
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2008, 08:55:12 PM »

Because I post a lot of them.


Right?

It's not for just any reason that you're so short, you know. ;-)
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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2010, 04:09:14 PM »

Wow, I hadn't realized that I never posted in this thread before.

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« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2010, 05:28:58 PM »

Wow!  Nice necromancy!

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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2010, 06:01:43 PM »

Ivan posted the link.  He's kind of like the Eyegore to my Fronkensteen

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Re: Salutations Everyone!
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2010, 01:26:45 PM »

Rudeness implies intent.  This was purely an oversight.  Perhaps it was during one of my hiatuses.

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« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2010, 01:58:58 PM »

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« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2010, 02:18:34 PM »

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