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Author Topic: Hey, im Sam.  (Read 3152 times)

Virus

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Hey, im Sam.
« on: October 03, 2008, 11:42:15 AM »
Why hello, i am my schools ONLY geek.

Im more of an I.T geek to be honest, i have been the first to hack my schools network in ten years.

Bit of information
How many language do i know? Why not count these:
MySQL
PHP
HTML
CSS
VB6
VB.NET
C#
C++
Ceres
JavaScript
ASM

Quite alot for my age, which, is 13. I started learnign HTML at 11 years of age, then at 12 i went onto php and so on. Now im an advanced programmer and well known throughout the web. For instance, google Sam Hellawell. The 1st 3 results are about me.
1. About a game i was making
2. Interview
3. Another game

Can i just say, i am not one of those annoying newbies, i may be 13, yet quite mature.

So yeah, anyone wishes to talk via MSN/w.e:
looneymeh@hotmail.co.uk
« Last Edit: October 03, 2008, 11:43:55 AM by Virus »
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Re: Hey, im Sam.
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2008, 11:46:34 AM »
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Re: Hey, im Sam.
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2008, 12:17:59 PM »
How did you hack your school's network?
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"I TYPE 120 WORDS PER MINUTE, BUT IT'S IN MY OWN LANGUAGE!"  -Detta

xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?

Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
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Re: Hey, im Sam.
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2008, 01:01:33 PM »
And how did you hack 13 to become mature?
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Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

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Re: Hey, im Sam.
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2008, 01:11:33 PM »
Quote from: Virus on October 03, 2008, 11:42:15 AM
How many language do i know? Why not count these:
MySQL
PHP
HTML
CSS
VB6
VB.NET
C#
C++
Ceres
JavaScript
ASM
STFU
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Re: Hey, im Sam.
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2008, 02:17:40 PM »
You're Zero Cool?!?! NO WAY! I though you was black!
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Re: Hey, im Sam.
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2008, 05:05:34 PM »
With a name like Virus, you have to have a favourite album in the alternative tentacles catalog.
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Re: Hey, im Sam.
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2008, 05:22:34 PM »
Introducing or.. bragging?
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Re: Hey, im Sam.
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2008, 06:38:15 PM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on October 03, 2008, 05:05:34 PM
With a name like Virus, you have to have a favourite album in the alternative tentacles catalog.

That would be more impressive than hacking the school network.
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Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

bananaskittles: The world is 4chan and God is a troll.

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Re: Hey, im Sam.
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2008, 11:44:13 AM »
It's not very mature to declare your maturity.  Maturity speaks for itself.
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Re: Hey, im Sam.
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2008, 07:36:39 PM »
Welcome!  :-D
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Re: Hey, im Sam.
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2008, 10:05:06 AM »
Quote from: BizB on October 03, 2008, 11:46:34 AM
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8-)
Quote from: Novice on October 03, 2008, 01:01:33 PM
And how did you hack 13 to become mature?
:lol:
Quote from: Virus on October 03, 2008, 11:42:15 AM
Can i just say, i am not one of those annoying newbies, i may be 13, yet quite mature.
You already failed miserably.

Quote from: Virus on October 03, 2008, 11:42:15 AM
looneymeh@hotmail.co.uk
Not a noob, eh?
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Re: Hey, im Sam.
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2008, 10:06:17 AM »
Quote from: kanca mosan on October 10, 2008, 10:05:06 AM
8-) :lol:You already failed miserably.
Not a noob, eh?

 :-o 8-) :lol: :-P :cry: :evil: :| :mrgreen: :-D :-( :-) :lol: 8-)
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"I TYPE 120 WORDS PER MINUTE, BUT IT'S IN MY OWN LANGUAGE!"  -Detta

xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?

Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

bananaskittles: The world is 4chan and God is a troll.

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Re: Hey, im Sam.
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2008, 12:29:52 PM »
Quote from: BizB on October 03, 2008, 11:46:34 AM
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VIRUS DATABASE HAS BEEN UPDATED

(my friend's laptop says this a lot and it always makes me laugh)
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Re: Hey, im Sam.
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2008, 09:04:39 AM »
Quote from: Joe Sixpack on October 09, 2008, 11:44:13 AM
It's not very mature to declare your maturity.  Maturity speaks for itself.

What do you know?  You're just a POOPIEPANTS, after all.
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