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I'm suing!
« on: December 14, 2010, 03:41:08 PM »
I just wanted you to know, when I came here, I slipped in a puddle and sprained my gluteus maximus. I hope you guys have insurance.
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Re: I'm suing!
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2010, 04:22:54 PM »
Better than that -- we have lawyers.
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xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
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Re: I'm suing!
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2010, 04:24:14 PM »
Quote from: The Batlord on December 14, 2010, 03:41:08 PM
when I came here, I slipped in a puddle

Use a goddamn tissue next time!
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Re: I'm suing!
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2010, 07:51:51 PM »
Hope your wriggle feels better soon.  I think that sidewalk is on city property so we're not liable.
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Re: I'm suing!
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2010, 10:02:43 PM »
Quote from: Novice on December 14, 2010, 04:24:14 PM
Use a goddamn tissue next time!

Hey! That's really funny!
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"I TYPE 120 WORDS PER MINUTE, BUT IT'S IN MY OWN LANGUAGE!"  -Detta

xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?

Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

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Re: I'm suing!
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2010, 11:34:02 PM »
Thanks! I don't know where I get it sometimes.
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Re: I'm suing!
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2010, 01:50:23 AM »
Well it is slightly less appalling than going through a US airport.
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Re: I'm suing!
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2010, 10:40:20 AM »
How rude! A gentleman would make sure you're awake first.
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"I TYPE 120 WORDS PER MINUTE, BUT IT'S IN MY OWN LANGUAGE!"  -Detta

xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?

Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

bananaskittles: The world is 4chan and God is a troll.

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Re: I'm suing!
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2010, 01:40:20 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on December 16, 2010, 11:54:14 PM
tl;dr - don't come to Canada or we'll anally rape you while you are unconscious.[/url]

I'm not really seeing the downside here.
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Re: I'm suing!
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2010, 05:25:43 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on December 17, 2010, 02:28:36 PM
Wouldn't you rather be conscious?

That would be a refreshing change, yes.
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Re: I'm suing!
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2010, 02:59:48 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on December 16, 2010, 11:54:14 PM
My Criminology Professor was intent on teaching us about the bizarre lawsuits in Canada. These involved anal rape, prostitution, pornography, cases of necessity where people were forced to eat each other... Really fun stuff

It's great to have dedicated teachers. Did he win the lawsuits?
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